Oh, Dota. Have you not been the most cruel you could to me? You kicked me 500 mmr downward already. You nerfed my favorite heroes, such as Ebola Spirit. Why you have to do this to me?
I knew his girlfriend would play support. She always does. And he is pretty bad at the game itself. I was sure i was going to win. But then, it happened.
He picked a support. Lich. And she picked Juggernaut. I was a Mirana.. on a solo lane agaisnt a Slark. Could this be worse?
Yes.
It could.
My midlane is a Meepo. You should never pick this hero.
I played very safely. I farmed well agaisnt the Slark, even killed him once. I got a midas at 8 minutes. It was all good, i could do it. But oh, how silly of me to think he would forget about me... he grabbed a smoke. Slark baited the shit out of me, and they gang banged me to death. And then one more time.
I was scared. Insecure. I had to farm, i, a Mirana, had to outfarm a Slark and a Juggernaut. Was that even possible?
My team started dying, and dying, and dying all the time. One after the other, alone, being catched by 5 of them. Goddamit Meepo, being ulted by lich every single team fight. I got a maelstrom, an aghs, a linkens and a skadi. We still had a chance. I got so many arrows on him, my ex, the Lich. But it wasn't enough. I forgot that the linkens only blocks the first attack on omnislash. She would ALWAYS try to ult me. Didn't matter if she would kill herself. She has to. They had to kill me.
I was hard to kill. Really hard. But my teammates weren't. So they died. They all died. I was the last of us. The last one alive. Our base was falling into pieces. I had two choices. I could give them my throne and the victory, or try to fight and give them my life regardless.
I knew i had no chance. I knew it was my fate. I sat in my fountain, tanky and safe... and watched the world end. My ex and his jealous gf had their revenge on me.
And thats the end of it.