Dota 2 general /d2g/

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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
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>NEWS & STREAMS
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>BETTING
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first for boipucci

1st for EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE TO QUALIFY FOR TI

NO INVITES

where the FUCK is the battle pass?

1st for our boy

isn't Kuroko an anime for gays?

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Yay for boypucci!

a yes, the 4 man dive into enemy fountain throw of not mattering play 40 min in!

check out this
*unzips*

the passives don't stack but it's a nice buy in comparison to say, sange
also, i like slowing people down
the mana regen arguably gives it some merit as a replacement for vlad's or ring of basilius if you're going lolfullcarry

hope beesa loses so ritsu can buy himself a new toilet

What went on?

Reminder that Beesa is a NEET while Ritsu has a 4.0 GPA and is an unironic Trump supporter

Does octarine lower cooldown on aghs starstorm? They really need some kind of cooldown indicator for this.

Dire apparently has no idea how to farm with farming heroes so they lost.

What kind of fish is Slark?

wat r u guys watching?

what if eblade dealt 3x primary attribute instead of 2x primary attribute+75 magic damage

would the slow ass projectile speed be justified then

A fish

Gay fish

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beesa vs ritsu
day vs night

>14k viewers for Major qualifiers

this game is ridiculously dead

Are AGI carries irrelevant now?

Oh, Dota. Have you not been the most cruel you could to me? You kicked me 500 mmr downward already. You nerfed my favorite heroes, such as Ebola Spirit. Why you have to do this to me?

I knew his girlfriend would play support. She always does. And he is pretty bad at the game itself. I was sure i was going to win. But then, it happened.

He picked a support. Lich. And she picked Juggernaut. I was a Mirana.. on a solo lane agaisnt a Slark. Could this be worse?

Yes.

It could.

My midlane is a Meepo. You should never pick this hero.

I played very safely. I farmed well agaisnt the Slark, even killed him once. I got a midas at 8 minutes. It was all good, i could do it. But oh, how silly of me to think he would forget about me... he grabbed a smoke. Slark baited the shit out of me, and they gang banged me to death. And then one more time.

I was scared. Insecure. I had to farm, i, a Mirana, had to outfarm a Slark and a Juggernaut. Was that even possible?

My team started dying, and dying, and dying all the time. One after the other, alone, being catched by 5 of them. Goddamit Meepo, being ulted by lich every single team fight. I got a maelstrom, an aghs, a linkens and a skadi. We still had a chance. I got so many arrows on him, my ex, the Lich. But it wasn't enough. I forgot that the linkens only blocks the first attack on omnislash. She would ALWAYS try to ult me. Didn't matter if she would kill herself. She has to. They had to kill me.

I was hard to kill. Really hard. But my teammates weren't. So they died. They all died. I was the last of us. The last one alive. Our base was falling into pieces. I had two choices. I could give them my throne and the victory, or try to fight and give them my life regardless.

I knew i had no chance. I knew it was my fate. I sat in my fountain, tanky and safe... and watched the world end. My ex and his jealous gf had their revenge on me.

And thats the end of it.

dat morph replicate sonic wave dodge

your primary attribute would need to be over 75 else it does less damage than before

would probably be cool though

I once beat Beesa on LAN AMA

Alright chaps after ~3 years of dota I still tend to forget which rax is melee and which is ranged

what's a surefire way to remember which is which

ravinduposting getting deleted
welcome to the loo literal shitters

#TeamBean

where are we watching Beesa?

Ritsu on full tilt

STREETS = SANITIZED
SISTERS = SAVED

WHERE THE SHIT IS GRANT

>yamateh is still playing dota

jesus that dude must be a fucking fossil by now

so beesa is alive?

/eosintrash

Click on them you fucking shitbrain.

bi deal strim

>spirit breaker
>echo saber, phase boots and mom

I'm the slowpoke

this t b h, eosin is a fag

where is RTZ >.

"Hey i don't need lifesteal on slark LOL"
and then you lose
don't be that guy

buy your fucking lifesteal

Ya he's a fucking retard who should've given up on dota years ago

hes /OUR/ fag tho, no one takes the bantz like him

Dead to us.

when you see some gulagite roleplaying some obscure fucking dota personality like ritsu or nahaz no body in his sane mind would ever roleplay as do you ever wonder if the person roleplaying is the actual personality doing some epico shitposting on the 4chinz for the lulz ?

because everyone is anonymous here anything is possible right ?

>win one of my two games of low prio needed to go back to ranked
>say gg ez
>enemy lion goes ballistic and calls me lp trash

our guy has spoken LUL

cool story bro

>tfw always 5 streak win my lp games because there's always a hero i know how to abuse

am i making it D two g ?

Drums are still pretty good if you are a STR hero. I'd even say they are better now 2bh pham

You lose 3 points of STR but gain 3 HP/s regen. And it is cheaper now

Are we watching Manila qualifiers right now?

based Charlie

yeah post more of those asian cuties though

ESPECIALLY the one in the swimsuit form last thread

>axe first ban
Is the king of beards finally good?

who is that qt pqtooty lad

As a support, how i can deal with bristleback? He just fucked me every time.

I wasn't here last thread.

just mana burn him out of lane with lion, he's a glorified melee creep if he has no mana

>posting gooks

KILL
YOURSELF
OUT
OF
/d2g/

his passive procs with no mana?

report it, mass reports do good

Are drow and sniper the only 2 heroes where hurricane pike is not a meme?

>countered by 50 gold item
COME ON NOW

YA THIS ONE IS FUGLY M8 at least post gooks that have a cock-asian shape of head

Yes, but he can't run you out of the lane with quills.

But I've been playing Dota since 2011.

and in the late game?

feel free to call me new, but who is Beesa?

WHAT THE SHIT ROFL
Beesa is Chechen aka muslim lmao
why all teams have a muslim in them now

If he's at 0 mana it will only proc 3-4 times before he dies, and that's if you never ever hit him in the front

ur core buys a silver edge and blows him up

post taengerine

>he missed the best year of professional dota

i feel for u

GUESS THE HERO.

You probably built a Silver Edge and he's a glorified melee creep, else you probably have lost already

you know that makes you a babby right?

there was no pro dota until 2014

2010 """pros""" played at the level of a 4k peruvian

is there a way to turn off pings and drawing on the map? i wanna play this game like my teammates literally dont exist, muting their mics and text isn't enough

just shut down his early game, he can't jungle and can't clear ancient stacks without vanguard

Thank you, slark was just diving alone with silver edge, but it wasnt enough.

the one looking goofy is the ranged

ancient apparition

ohshit Swindlemelonz in here, its lit, get in here f a m

sounds like you should have dived with him and save him with your support skillset and glimmer cape and force staff you exp leeching shitstain

I'm okay with that.

>No more rtz stream
>no more mango bay
>secret will disband after they lose manila meaning no more ArtEEzy

it's a sad time in esports lads.

i have yet to see u in kpg

They were always together, diving someone of their team was a secure death, because they were never alone. Trying to save him 2 times got me killed.

>scan
>command center
>gook posting
?

I'm more of a dangerous kpop poster, I post kpop where there shouldn't be kpop.

I wish some of the MVP players would stream on twitch, QO and febby seem like pretty big memers

why does rtz like to team hop

does this nigga even have commitment? He doesn't know what it takes

visage

SWINDLE CASTING RITSU V BEESA, GET IN HERE

It was added to the schema today, so it's happening some time this week.

>lose a game because my "carry" mirana and my "carry" slardar don't hit buildings

just fucking amazing

RTZ went to EE because this will be his last TI

He will go to uni for med school after this and he wanted to be with EE for his final team.