/srg/ - Speedrunning General

JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS EDITION.

>Marathons
NASA:
- ESA equivalent taking place in NA, May 19th - 23rd
- speedrun.com/nasa/forum
- twitter.com/NASAMarathon

MWSF:
- Cancelled

Games Done Quick:
- July 3rd - 10th
- gamesdonequick.com

>Resources
speedrun.com
speedrun.tv

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Xit2TDm3GcI
twitter.com/soothingplumtea/status/727409483773710336
twitter.com/SkeletonBill/status/727398338916667392
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>It might embarrass the community

I've been here since AGDQ 2011 but I missed the John Number drama. Can someone fill me in?

He turned Cosmo into a mentally ill tranny

killed cosmo

he laid the smackdown on cosmo's candy ass

xth for cosmos new toy

Turns out I live close to the GDQ hotel.
Do they have to verify I'm an actual speedrunner or can I sign up to make an ass of myself for you with a game I'm no good at?

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>Not linking to the previous thread

since when has serg ever done that?

>muh serious community of trannies and degenerates

i love you simplee elin

post em

here you go

who /radiohead/ here

more like radiodead lol

damn daddi

>shad is streaming with mic
:3

trihex is on SRL

how do I report him for non-speedrunning content?

SRL was used to promote sellout streams since its inception (sorta like GDQ-lite). If anything, you should report all other literal who streams.

fuck that, I've been given a warning for playing guitar hero on stream after a dud run
the same rules should apply to this faggot

>fuck that, I've been given a warning for playing guitar hero on stream after a dud run
But how many viewers did you have?

when you have no friends but want to chill

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just me and a friend
maybe a couple lurkers but nobody chatting

Then you deserve a warning for not being popular enough.
I bet you are also a binary cis-gendered white straight male.

well I'm white and hetero
not sure what the others mean

SRL isn't a popularity contest

>cosmo is doing "Gaming talk shows" but he is neither gaming nor takling

tfw wanna say something in narcis chat but then everyone will hate you... Just fuck me up

*vapes*
*stares blankly at chat*

what juice senpai?
I'm diggin this mango and passion fruit concoction

only the most primo buddha brother

Would anyone like to talk about their feelings?

You mean the community you're banned from?

>that donation noise
Alright, the jig is up. Narci or should I say Cosmo just exposed that this was all just a big hoax.

all this exposure rn...

my eyes are opened...

>watching a streamer is exposure

i like to speedrunning

youtube.com/watch?v=Xit2TDm3GcI

well there goes the last of liquidxsquids defenders, if he had any left. he's on his own now.

Wow...

thanks for the speedtunes, speedfriend

>reporting to cover up the exposure
typical grindxmonkey

my gf wants us to move to the city and im scared. can i have my prozac now?

A lethal dose of morphine for you, young lad

The Mighty Medievil

The Milky Medievil

Mudevil

The Wonderful Med

The Six-Legged Medievil Weavel

The Winged Medievil Canievil

a new low for grindxmonkey

take off you pants first mate

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there goes the little respect I had left for squid

what about the sad fuck scanning the viewerlist

how can I lose respect for him when I don't know who he is?

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die gay

exposed! *bird laughs*

has anybody ever respected headcrab to begin with?

How do you guys juggle a wife, kids and speedrunning?

>not sure what the others mean
You are SURROUNDED by your privilege!

lets just admit it guys

pies stream is great and >we should all just sub already

quickly

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Jokes on you I outsourced my wife and her son to Tyrone.

>gay
>marijuana
>transsexualism

shut up cyber

Cuck

niceme.me

die cuck

speedrundotcom has a feature where you can check out the stats of each game. includes stuff like the game activity and a chart that shows the timeline of WR times.

pic related, can you guess what game this is from? winner gets to pick my next speedgame

Anyone else think Jews look like actual cartoon characters

some monster hunter shit

>tfw you will never pound dennis's butt

The world is a cartoon

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back to bed rob

It's hard to see White genocide when you're anti-White.

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It's hard to see "Narcissa" when you're sane.

You think Cosmo's left his house in the last 6 months?

u stupid fucker. he regularly leaves the house to vape weed behind the dumpster

Yes and he saw a deer.

He's rotting in "Narcissa"'s basement.

Diversity means chasing down the last White person

Rate my world record.

Appologize me barging in but this shit looks more liek a "what roms I will download and letsplay, maybe" collage than an actual speedrun plan.

>that dizzy, light headed feeling when you're doing good
not sure I like it desu

gets worse with an audience

twitter.com/soothingplumtea/status/727409483773710336

the fuck are perlers

cuck baby

those things that mecharichter retired from speedrunning to make

twitter.com/SkeletonBill/status/727398338916667392

The only thing I can find on google is premade hanna bead designs.

people pay money for that?
it's like buying a colouring book that's already filled out

Is this still a thing besides dark souls? I remember years ago this was fun to watch across a bunch of different games. Is this community basically dead and beyond repair?