I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky

>I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.

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All Clintons are liars. But not 25 years old, so not Veeky Forums

Why was this such a big deal?

It was a lie and an affair

>An affair

So what

I know you don't feel emotions or empathy, but humans tend to feel an emotion called "jealousy" so they prefer not being cheated on.

Adultery used to be a criminal offense not that long ago and it still should be if you ask me.

legally it was the fact he lied about it under oath. But america at the time was still very Chiristian and the president having an affair was considered scandalous in itself

She was an intern. He was president. He abused the power of his office to fuck her. He had mistresses in every department.

When a single man does this it effectively cockblocks multiple other men, causing a literal snowball effect of cockblocking and blue balling.

Also it drove Hillary crazy and caused her to verbally abuse secret service members on a daily basis, although she probably would have done that anyway.

bill liked them chubby

Sells headlines. Notice how in the US, people freak at a newly "leaked" celebrity tape? Well there's no bigger celebrity than the President.

Also bites hard into the "family values" political trend.

Of course I understand why an affair is a big deal an a marriage, you moron

But getting impeached because of your marital problems is bogus. The perjury is one thing but there shouldn't have been a hearing in the first place.

>He abused the power of his office to fuck her
Bull-fucking-shite. She sucked his dick because she's a female and is attracted to power as a moth to a flame.
Even if he made her, "abuse of power" - boo fucking hoo, a blowjob under the coffee desk.
Hillary didn't mind, she's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too rational for that. She knew about it all along probably. And fucked other men. She probably just had some issues with her plan making her mad for a moment. Or it was just an act.

Anyhow power exists to be abused, otherwise it's just some retarded robotic self-regulation or something.

You asked what was the big deal, not why he was impeached. I assumed you meant why it was morally wrong.

>still very Chiristian
>at the time
It still is, and it's still very dangerous to even have the suspicion of infidelity. Sometimes senators and congressmen even flat out ban women from unnecessarily being in their presence.

It would also freak out most of the voters, but then again current demographics are happy with a classless individual like Trump.

I didn't say that she didn't like it. And for Hillary to fuck other men she would have to pass the boner test. Unlikely given that viagra wouldn't hit the market until 1998, which was two years after the events.

I always thought she was pretty fugly, I can understand doing it with Monroe, but why, of all the women, her?

She was there, Monroe was dead, and the closest thing to a 90s sex icon was Britney Spears.

So why wasn't it Britney fucking Spears?

>Also it drove Hillary crazy and caused her to verbally abuse secret service members on a daily basis, although she probably would have done that anyway.

I've heard this, but weren't there strong rumors of affairs when Bill was running for President back in 1992 (I think that was Gina Flowers)? And more rumors in his first term? My impression was that he had been doing this type of stuff has Governor of Arkansas and probably before too, and that Hillary just allowed it because she and Bill were and always had been a power couple.

I thought she was mad about the Lewinsky thing because this wasn't just a rumor, but solid proof, and that it really embarrassed her that her husband was outed as a serial philanderer.

She licked his butthole.

>was Britney Spears.
I can't tell you how happy I'd be if something like that happened, though I wouldn't put it past Bill to have a couple big names under his belt which we will never know of.

>I can't tell you how happy I'd be if something like that happened
Why?

Can you prove that he didn't bang Britney?

Can you prove my dick isn't rammed up your asshole?

Is it in yet?

Dude the shitstorm would be unbelievable. Both America's sexiest pop icon and its most powerful man. It's classic stuff in fiction, but to actually happen in the US...

And imagine if there was a sex tape on top of it all.

>Both America's sexiest pop icon and its most powerful man. It's classic stuff in fiction, but to actually happen in the US...

Red pilled the post please go back to /pol/.

Sadly a warm rumor. Probably happened, but unverified.
Also heard Nixon had the white house pools removed because Kennedy would party with naked girls in them.

So Jack Kennedy was a white Idi Amin?

He's right you know. Fucking the President is a common fantasy, full of luscious taboo and intrigue. Also, a pussy hound like Bill doesn't need his Presidential powers to pull a fat girl. He needed them to keep it quiet.

The hearing was over a number of sexual harassment allegations already in the air about Clinton. When he got asked if he had sexual relations with Lewinsky, she wasn't the only woman in the line of inquiry.

The Clintons likely have an open marriage and Bill is too much of a stupid hillbilly to figure out how to cover it up. Hillary's the smart one.

Actually a stinking Fenian, not white.

pffft. cute but c'mon, Kennedy had a lot more going for him.
Why should we even condemn leaders for this sort of thing? I wouldn't care if the President had a furry BDSM dungeon built for him. If he's helping or improving the country, who cares?

This is what happens when Protestants become the leading religious denomination in a country.

Especially if a large number of them are Baptist.

He was objectively a bad president and just a project of his megalomaniac daddy who used the mob to secure him votes.

You know that Kennedy was a fucking Catholic and many Baptists refused to vote for him because of that right?

This only confirms my point.

In countries with substantial Protestant majorities, the state spends a huge amount of time on pissy, touchy feely identity politics.

Baptists are the absolute worst for this, because they have millionaire mega-preachers, and the southern region of a country is generally the worst anyway.

Well Kennedy was irrelevant at best and terribad at worst so I can't really blame the Baptists for not liking him.

Your opinions are shit.

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>objectively a bad president
Arguable, not well read enough on the topic to contest. Compared to Amin? Kennedy didn't have the heads of political rivals seated at the dinner table so he could scold them.

implying the Papal history isn't rife sexual debauchery.

Yeah, I still don't get why Xtians have to make a big deal out of sex. It's your body, you do what you want with it, the person you're in a legal contract with has no claim upon it.

What's his lasting legacy? He did NOTHING other that making stpid charismatic speeches that made women wet and is only known today because he got fucking killed in office. He's pretty much Obama tier otherwise.

> Bill Clinton had an affair with Monica Lewinsky, which in and of itself would probably have gotten him fired in the business world.
> That affair came to light when a special prosecutor, hired to look into various allegations against the Clintons (shady real estate deals, financial irregularity), came across allegations that a woman that Clinton assaulted (named Paula Jones) had been treated unjustly. The Special Prosecutor petitioned the judge in the case and was allowed to look into these allegations, which led to evidence of a pattern of behavior. Clinton eventually was impeached (though not convicted), lost his law license, and Paula Jones was awarded hundreds of thousands in damages.

>see America through Cuban Missile Crisis
>get domed just in time to get the civil rights act passed
>fire Allen Dulles
>bring the US into the space race in earnest
>damn near reach a detente with Khrushchev
>all of this in 3 years

Seriously, how are you not getting this.

Sexual debauchery in leaders isn't a problem.

Identity politics bullshit about sexual debauchery is.

>Civil Rights act

Might check the dates again faggot. Also Cuban missile crisis was escalated by him.

>This only confirms my point
You never made one.

>huge amount of time on pissy, touchy feely identity politics
Sure, I but I fail to see the protestant connection. All this crap was cooked up in academia.

>and the southern region of a country is generally the worst anyway
And the Catholic regions of a continent tend to be the worse anyway.

In all fairness, the grief around his death and framing Civil Rights as Kennedy's legacy were major catalysts for passing the civil rights act.

She would have been jailbait at the time. She didn't turn 18 until 1999. Plus, she wasn't a WH intern.

You might want to read my sentence again faggot.

>Seriously, how are you not getting this.
Your lack of establishing any sort of relation. You just ranted and spouted statistics.

>Identity politics bullshit about sexual debauchery is.
Which has been going on for thousands of years before hair dye and slut walks were a thing. We can thank Abrahamic religions for most of it.

Less than 25 years however
>pic related

The President of the United States lied under oath.

unrelated, Imagine of Nixon decided to go to court instead of stepping down himself.

>And for Hillary to fuck other men she would have to pass the boner test
Young Hillary was pretty damn cute. Don't know if she still was in the 90s.
Anyway, I'm surprised they stayed together.

kek, how come hilary is still married to him? Doesn't she have money so have to put up with that shit? Why do the american people still want to vote for someone who clearly has no self-esteem?

nigga, Clintons are a brand, a brand for decades. The amount of money and political connections they have would be torn apart in a divorce.

Not to mention they're both reptiles. Probably married as both genuinely liking each other as well as expanding their power, with Hillary rolling her eyes as she tended to her "wifely duty" of making sure ol' Bill didn't fuck too many women behind her back.

>see America through Cuban Missile Crisis

I fucking hate this meme. He fucking instigated the crisis at least as much as Khrushchev did and the fact that we managed to survive it is due to blind luck, not his leadership. Kennedy was in the dark about most of what was happening.

lied under oath

but most presidents do this all the time, so I don't see the big deal