I am not religious and I grew up under atheist parents. I was always fascinated by religion, I like the whole "family, togetherness, pro-health, and financial strength" aspects of it.
What do you think is the best religion for job/business prospects, and finding a hot wife?
I was thinking Mormon (I like booze, and not really a believer) or 7th Day Adventist (latinas, but not ghetto trash), any others?
I am in california if it makes any difference?
Robert Campbell
Catholics have a lot of old money and connections. Plus they are all alcoholics. They also are actually really interesting to learn the history of the faith which other faiths can't really compete with. Or Jewish, but that's the obvious answer.
Benjamin Johnson
Jews = God Tier
Catholic/Protestant = Pretty good tier
I'm surprised more businessmen here aren't involved with church. Even if you don't believe a single word you hear, being involved with a church pays MASSIVE dividends on your career/business success.
I'll probably make an extra $10k this year because men in church helped me with a few deals.
> Protip: It's not about the sunday service, join a small group.
Leo Diaz
I was thinking Jewish, but the women are F-, and my penis wants to stay un-mutilated.
Henry Diaz
Anyone know anything about muslims, hindus, sikhs, where do asians go for church? I
Tyler Adams
sexually repressed religious girls = FuknA
David Parker
Mormons. Seriously.
Jaxson Perry
Can you even convert to be a Jew? I thought you had to be born one.
Daniel Thomas
What is wrong with Mormons?
Clean white girls, with decent values and the best non-jews at business.
No penis cutting, and submissive wife who will cook/clean/work, and never divorce.
Colton Scott
>What's wrong with Mormons Door to door salesmanship
Daniel Green
>What is wrong with Mormons? Trick question? The fact that they base their entire lives on a lie, perhaps?
Elijah Hill
I hear tell they worship an enormous golden Buddha somewhere in Asia. In the new world they mostly run their own small business so worship that, marry into the family and you might be in line to inherit a variety store or gas station. You might meet a lot of interesting people in that business.
Adam Martinez
> Jewish women
Some of them are pretty hot.
Jaxon Carter
Every one that I have met has been pretty cool.
Samuel Nguyen
I'm a Baptist and I found me a tiny waisted big fake titted white girl at church.
Inb4 lying, I'm 100% dead srs. Feelsgoodman.jpeg
Joseph Garcia
religion is in fact inherently good. most people who go to church recognize that they are reading metaphors not actual facts. even arch cardinals living in the vatican will tell you this. yes there is a small minority such as the westboro and al queada and thier ilk that view differently but that is not the majority. the close knit relationships in churches is always an advantage. and militant atheists are as annoying as any other evangelical group. even worse the evangelicals are trying to save you the atheists shouting are just smug pricks. yes i realize they are just a small subsection of atheists. everything is relative
Elijah Ross
this is what is wrong with atheism. the arrogance. wisdom is knowing you know nothing
Andrew Carter
" wisdom is knowing you know nothing" That is the wisdom of atheism and agnosticism, kid. And it is also knowing that everything in the mormon creation myth is man-made.
Now fuck off back to Utah. Just you being here is a sin.
Nathan Thompson
Scientology
spiritual and with a good capitalist philosophy the basic books and courses are all life-improving
Chase Ross
>i got hella wizdum >fuck off to Utah
Oh ok
Eli Russell
>i am absolutely right in my views >i admit i know nothing pick one faggot
Landon Evans
Jewish, just get her nose surgery and know your sons will be manlets.
Jose Powell
how are you possibly this dumb? what went wrong?
Jose Lee
lol here we go
Charles Bell
Thelema Satanism Discordianism Kabbalistic Judaism Atlantean black magic
Evan Lee
lol !
Liam Allen
Yea I like em desu.
David Hernandez
Im going to try a few of them out, and pick which ever one has the hottest girls, default might be jewish if i can avoid getting my sausage de-cased and learning a dead language.
Adrian Evans
Judaism obviously. And surprising in the latter day saints. Look at Creflo Dollar, the guy has a fucking private jet. His name is literally dollar and people donate millions to him every year.