/ink/ - Splatoon General

What about the tools, news and other misc things in the OP?

Octolings are always welcome besides one angry shitposter who takes a shit in his diaper whenever one is posted. But who gives a shit

face sitting posters are the true evil in this general

That is all we need.

>octoscum
nah

Godawful taste.

Thank you! But can we please go to the other thread now?

dscrd
discordapp.com/invite/0hRffD2svs3XWdZm

thanks whoa

Playing together!

Are Octolings allowed on the discord?

Yes!

No.

1.) It was created second
2.) the OP in the other thread was butchered, needs news, etc

Why would you want some woman to sit on your face when them sitting on your dick is more fun for the both of you?

sure

octofags can't even thread right

>made second
>somehow managed to remove most content from the op
>discord
>ifunny image
how do you fuck up this badly
you're just as retarded and incapable as your octo waifus

The thread has everything you need though, who uses the tools and and the news is outdated.

We're friends!

We need an /octo/ thread to contain the octofags

Alternatively we could talk about something else, such as how gosh darn fantastic this gun is now.

Has the new concert been translated yet?

No, but I'm always willing to translate specific parts

You eat them out while they sit on your face, you don't just become a chair. It's extra exhilarating because you're unable to breath the whole time.

Isn't it just in the short intervals between songs that they say anything worthwhile?

You jack off to pictures of the Splash-o-matic don't you?

Ha, I would if I could.

Anybody have that one video of the squid in Moray Towers who squid jumps to a beakon, only to get trapped by splat walls and hit by four killer wails?

Yes

I tried

I still do not understand it, and I probably never will because fetishes dont work like that.

You will have to go back to wanting women to sit on your face.. and I will go back to pounding my realdoll dressed like Marie in the ass.

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You tried and delivered, good on you.

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Fair enough

Thanks drawfriend

I thought I did, but I guess i must've deleted it

post pics of the doll

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Colourful Callie.

Looks like Mariefags being weird isn't just an /ink/ phenomenon

Yeah this almost looks like it's by a completely different artist now. This is probably your best work yet.

Seems fine to me

he's got a point
i can't imagine going even a year married to marie without getting sick of her

Callie has a will of iron.

i'm not sure it's healthy to think of marriage as a game of wills

Or rather Callie sees through Marie's faults on a constant basis because she's a bona-fide saint.

Or rather Callie is just stupid and still sees Marie as the six year old she loved all those years ago.

Now we know the Discord poster (shitposter) is the race traitor too.

>tfw your team suicide chain jump to the tower for a last desperate attempt to try and get a win and you manage to stay alive and ride the tower to take the lead in the last 5 second of the match

The Boo'yah spamming was intense. Tower Control is fun.

Unrecognizable Callie!

gbatemp.net/threads/splatoon-2-7-0-python-script-perfect-tops.425294/

So does anyone know how to do this to get exactly what they want on specific gear?

I like face sitting because it's demeaning and you're at the woman's mercy. It feels good for her to grind on you, but it doesn't give you any sensation unless you have that kink. Rape and that sort of thing make me feel uncomfortable, I'm much more into assertive or dominant women. But not hard BDSM/pegging and shit.

winners don't use cheats!

Squid Beats is the best minigame, nothing else comes near it.

Well Marie is into all of the above, so choose your poison.

Thanks for the helpful response user!!!!

>have a match with an enemy squid with the same weapon as yours
>spend the whole match schooling them

Atleast they have good taste in blasters

Of course, I'll do anything she wants...

Is there any info on what your odds of getting 3 of the same thing are on a reroll? All of my equipment items are perfect but one. I'm wondering if I should spend money on rerolls, or just wait for the next splatfest.

you could die tomorrow!
Don't die knowing you could have had a prefect set if you just did it right here and now!

>mfw enemy team has a carbon roller

Well may as well wait now

Anyone want their squid drawn?

What are some must haves in a custom hydra build?

could an octo be a squid?

fancy party vs costume party

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NOW I WANT MY (YOU)

Sure

well at least Marie got her meat cylinder

she's wearing orange arrows
please draw as you like

beat you to it you fuckin nerd

>miis

Yup. Good timing on that splatfest announcement. I got lucky with my other 2 rerolls but I've heard some horror stories.

>beat you to it you fuckin nerd
Moe pls.

wouldn't you want to play your Mii, Hitler, in splatoon?

I don't like formal parties but that fancy woomy and the team color is really tempting me

>Art of Callie in a ballgown
>Art of Marie in unflattering outfits

Are you saying your Mii is Hitler or the Octoposter is Hitler?

if you still need another

>First Splatfest featuring Japs
Well fuck.

nice clownsuit

Don't be rude

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Bring it

Do you think Marie would support President Trump?

how come it's not the other way around

I'd rather go to a formal ball than a masquerade, so my decision is made.

I think the kids will mostly choose costume party anyway?

Thanks drawfriend

I hate Marie as much as the next Calliefag, and I'm all for Callie having the best option, but these choices don't make sense. Marie does not seem the type to be making a fool of herself.

And because you seem so pathetic, here's your

Same here. This Splatfest feels even more backwards then the Naughty vs Nice Splatfest.

When you go to a party, you go as something that you're not.
Callie wants to act as a lady, Marie wants to get crazy; I think it's cute.

Let's wait and see how the news banter explains their choices.

>Marie get to dress like a jackass while Callie dresses like a pretty princess

I can't stop laughing guys holy shit...

lying about freshness is more rude

Can you describe an action?

does anyone have that cuteanon drawing of Callie shouting "poofy!"?
seems like the splatfest makes it appropriate