/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

see that's a good soldier hat

anime

I'm too lazy to make a collage.

Hey /tf2g/, I've been considering doing a big group drawing for the general.

docs.google.com/forms/d/1MU6e65tRU8sSB6kYuTZws9dm-gYXaiVIGM25MaCIrhk/viewform

Here you can fill out your name, how you want to be depicted, and any additional notes.

I'll post this form every few days, no more than once a thread, so I can reach out to everyone.

Using one of these hats usually means the wearer has some delusion of skill.

Damn that 2fort looks comfy

WHY HASN'T THIS GAME FUCKING DIED YET I'M TIRED OF SEEING PEOPLE OPENING IT

what are the best weapons/loadouts for demoman

demoman as in "blow shit up and do your fucking job" and not "be useless and whack people with a stick"

The other two are bad hats, I can agree to that.

i blow

Stock

You want to be like best drawfag in Veeky Forums?

Black Watch and call it a day

Stock.

I kinda want to be in it, but I also dunno what I would want to depict myself as. Also, I'm a who.

r8
Stock, maybe use the scottish resistance if you're feeling a bit more defensive or more control on your stickies

>boot up tf2
>you have a notification
>something something coaching
>weirdly enough you haven't touched coaching settings in years
>game automatically connects to his server without warning
>all the keys you could possibly use to leave the game suddenly don't work
>trade_minecraft
>the player is a pyro
>you now have to teach him to wear glasses properly
How do you proceed, /tf2g/?

what are some suitable strange parts for a sydney sleeper

crack open a bear, bring my mic close to mouth so i dont have to talk loud, and help this pyro through the longest night of her life

is the stock sticky launcher still the best, i wanted to try the quickiebomb but it looks like hot garbage

also are any of the grenade launcher unlocks worth using or what

>painted unusual version
>black box

Primary

Stock/Iron Bomber are both fantastic. Loch can be good if you're pubbing and need to destroy 5 million sentries because Red has 7 engineers on it. Loose Cannon is a meme weapon. Booties are good for pubstomping.

>Secondary
Stock is always good. Quickiebomber is also amazing but you loss your ability to place long-standing traps, but the det time is great for spam and the increase charge speed and damage when charged makes it great for sticky-sniping. There is nothing more hilarious than hitting a sniper halfway across the map with a krit sticky.

Melee

For pubs, Stock or Skullcutter, for competitive Stock or Half Zatoichi. Half is a more reliable way to build uber without needing to reload your weapon.

so i made like 3 dollars out selling useless dota shit on the SCM
and the amount keeps goin up.
what do with that money
cannot buy games
tf2 is the only game i want

Stock sticky is still best as it can cover an offensive and defensive, but not as strong as the others but it can still adapt. Resistance is good for area control and defense but shouldn't be used offensively for that long arm time, so you need to plan it out and quickiebomb basically function like grenades where they stay for a few seconds but disappear instead of blowing up.

Loch as you know mainly if you hate engies and their buildings, iron bomber if you aren't a fan of rollers and stock is stock.

Melee I just use the pan but skullcutter can also be good

why is the heavymain shitting up /owg/ too now?

I'm too lazy to update

Eventually, though

buy a hat and raffle it

buy a key and trade it for tf2 items you want

buy me

bad taste as usual viva

okay

btw i am gonna make a raffle of stupid shit that is worthless
i need to figure out how it works

how much for human

>crack open a bear

i dont know
probably not much

i cant smoke anymore so im about to blackout with the lads for cinco de mayo

hows yours been tf2g

>smoking

Stayed in, listened to some tunes, beat off twice, and playing some GTA. Good day

Eh

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scrap tf/raffles/OPLL9I
password is Penis

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does anyone know when the next comic issue is out

are you trying to get me banned

why not post the rest of the comic

i have issues

lol wtf how

Because I just wanted to use the face as it makes for a good reaction image in my opinion familia

>saving up for a nebula universal translator
>cheapest and least shit looking invasion hat for best class
>spent < $250 AUD in keys
>Now going all class
>"1500 keys pls :D"

Fucking end my life, not every fucking hat needs to go all class

Veeky Forums users are banned on scrap.tf
this is a trap raffle
nice try geel

>only 1 on the raffle

well he is getting all the kits
sucks for yall

Never.

i suck yall

who cares about some shitty kits, you're not going to trap me

You should all play a real game like Overwatch

scrap.tf/raffles/RI9TZ5
Necrons There are literally zero good raffles on this site.

so why does geel ban Veeky Forums users from his websites?
is he mad that we call him a furry footrest and a jew?
is that really a fair purpose to ban people because you don't want to be called a furry footrest or a jew?
is geel trying to hide something?

but I want to play a class shooter, not a MOBA

it's not geel who does the banning usually, it's Jesse the ponyfucker

Bullshit drama and shitposting from almost a year ago now. Basically Geel got shittalked on Veeky Forums by like 5 people and so he took it out on over a hundred people. Literally a huge manchild.

Neither Crit nor Mini Crit Kills?

take me out

Headshot kills.

does anyone have the screencap of user stealing 500$ plus of refined from geel by simply using one of geels trade bots who geel hadnt check prices on?

that was a good day

>tfw you have over a hundred headshot kills with the sleeper
>tfw you kill someone and they ask how the fuck you did it

I want the flipped trilby to be all class

Is there a program to make 3 x 3 pictures or is it all just shoops

There's a site, but I never could get it to work so I just used mspaint instead.

You got a question ..you ask the Eight Ball

ten minutes till the raffle is over

What was it?

No one wants your garbage.

What's so great about the Iron Bomber? Also, how would you rate the booties on a scale of 1 to 10?

>Half is a more reliable way to build uber without needing to reload your weapon.

u wot m8

Thanks for the tips fampai

am i garbage

Why are some funny tf2 videos /tf2g/

This one
youtube.com/watch?v=WtWgUVk6cJw

youtube.com/watch?v=bAHd9IvyqMk

The Iron Bomber is just basically the Grenade Launcher but acts as a psychological deterrent due to how its pills work

Most people wouldn't walk over a grenade and the IB's grenade mechanic is good for slowing down enemies

this shit for real?
ty

>TFW no strange iron bomber or quickie launcher

I swear this was one of you fuckers
the fuck
they probably will never happen neither sad

youtube.com/watch?v=cZ90-tProvo

DELETE THIS

someone make this tf2 related.

I only have a handful of responses for the /tf2g/ group drawing, so I'll just link it one more time just in case anyone missed it: I promise I won't post this in every thread, only every few days.

Whos are welcome.

this was not funny at all
why are you even using a trip

2 people wanted my items
so get rekt faggots

>clip of viva being a dick and his group laughing at literally NOTHING

it happend about a year ago.

geel had bots set up that would buy hats for more then they would sell em for

some user repeated the process for like 8 hours and walked away with 500$ or more of geels refined.

it was a great shitstorm when geel came in to whine about it

would any of you filled me in on the VAC bans and LMAObox shit that I keep hearing about? did a bunch of "pros" were hacking as well?

Whatcha mean nothing? A ghost basically flipped Blaris over, and then another Scout got telefragged in front of us. Shit was hilarious

Two top tier plat ranked sniper mains got VAC banned for hacking, as well as at least one gold sniper main. There's a Google doc with all the competitive roster drops floating around somewhere.

ugcleague.net/forum/showthread.php?48559-Lmaobox-Premium-Detected