/sdvg/ - Stardew Valley General

ded general edition

Latest version: 1.07

>Steam page
store.steampowered.com/app/413150/

>Patch Notes
steamcommunity.com/games/413150#announcements/detail/822278032384212096

>Wiki
stardewvalleywiki.com/Stardew_Valley_Wiki

>Where do I get mods?
nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/
community.playstarbound.com/forums/mods.215/

>/sdvg/ recommended mods
pastebin.com/8MnxYWY4

>/sdvg/ Lewds Archive
pastebin.com/6TH2iu1L

>Modding guide
community.playstarbound.com/threads/modding-guides-and-general-modding-discussion-redux.109131/

>FAQ - READ IT
pastebin.com/tdWb9HnR

>Crop planner/Calendar
exnil.github.io/crop_planner/

>Interactive farm planner
stardew.info/planner/

>How do I zoom out / downsample from larger resolutions / take those cool giant screenshots?
Guide: pastebin.com/WN3Eqm2Q

Or try using your GPU features: Nvidia -> DSR, AMD -> VSR

>Bats/Mushrooms suck, how do i change it?
pastebin.com/6kWP2Juq

>CHUCKLEFISH HURR DURR
imgur.com/MGHV7jG
Chucklefish had no hand in the development of this game. They only published it, and Concerned Ape (the creator) asked them to publish it BEFORE the Starbound fiasco.
So don't be a fucking bitch and play the game already.

Previous season:

Other urls found in this thread:

steamed.kotaku.com/the-debate-over-a-stardew-valley-mod-that-lets-you-marr-1775228193
community.playstarbound.com/threads/babies-take-after-their-parents-recolors-new-toddler-hair.110748/
community.playstarbound.com/threads/better-children-mod-recolored.114403/
www13.zippyshare.com/v/YDqQXR8v/file.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

First for Leah being best girl

First for closet homo.

Vincent marriage mod update when?

I can't believe the guy who made the Jas mod got asked to do a interview with Kotaku, like what the fuck?

He's a marked man now.

It's because the game is too mainstream, broh.

Gawker got sued into oblivion and the hulkster is going for round 2, they need to publish as much as possible to try and stay afloat.

This is what happens when I become too lazy to maintain all my animals

Not like there's any other options that even come close. Penny maybe, but the other grills suck.

When I did the 2star event for Abigail it felt so autistic god dam.

The best.

Gotta watch out for those sleeper agents.

>playing co-op videogames is autistic
???
i mean, there's a hundred and one reasons to hate that event (especially how she can't beat the first fucking level) but still

I did not even care about that just felt like she wanted to get close to you.

You're probably going to want to go for another girl if you felt that from her 2 heart event then. The 8 heart in particular will cause you to have a stroke.

Already did it lol its my first playthrough. I only went for her at random.

>pass out inside house
>wake up in purgatory the next morning
>try to leave through the front door
>skips the whole day
Yoba have mercy this game can be spooky sometimes.

>living in absolute darkness

Stepfordwife.mov

was meant for Penny the creepy cooze up there

>First for Leah being SHIT

ftfy

Posting best girl instead.

So if I have a kid in Stardew is it gonna turn out black? I still have nightmares about Fable 3

If you marry Penny then yes.

Garth strikes again.

>I still have nightmares about Fable 3
Mine were white depending of the mother though...

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Harem mod when?

How is this still a thing?
The dev confirmed that she wasn't dating/fucking anyone before you.

Some guy is working on infedility mod can not wait.

Yeah but this is after you get married though.

He also removed a microscopic prop that barely looked like a bong just to shut people up.

I can see him lying about certain parts of the story just to shut people up.

Have you ever married her?
She's butter in your hands and goes on and on about how happy she is.
Especially after you knock her up.
She's the least likely of all the cast to cheat on you.

It's the ones that are least likely that almost definitely will.

Didn't he just do that to dodge the age rating going up?
Seems more likely than just to pander.

Wait this isnt funny, I was gonna marry Penny. What gives here, what do I do?

Except that's the literal opposite of how it works.
Have you ever dated someone, user?

What else can you do?
Get cucked, bitch boi.

Stay with her, she's pure, it's just another meme that people projected because one of the kids she teaches says something about how she helped Sam climb a tree and /v/ rushed to the conclusion that they fucked, which the dev confirmed was not true.
Also, good taste.

There's alcohol and tobacco usage, as well as a couple of swear-words in the game still.
Nope, it was pure pandering.
Not that I blame him. If he only made $2 a sale, he's still made a very comfy amount.

Wait but will the baby be straight up black tho? Is there a mod that fixes this?

Guess I'm confusing it with local standards.
Here in Sweden, narcotics warrants a higher rating than violence, tobacco and alcohol.

If I post links, will you finally stop whining?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
steamed.kotaku.com/the-debate-over-a-stardew-valley-mod-that-lets-you-marr-1775228193

THEY ACTUALLY MADE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT

Depends on your character. If you're white you have nothing to worry about.

>cucktaku

kys

Yes

>be white
>wife is white
>have black child
>nothing to worry about

Marijuana isn't considered a serious narcotic in the U.S. It's usage is legal in a few states.

It's still stigmatized, but not nearly as much as, say, a decade ago.

community.playstarbound.com/threads/babies-take-after-their-parents-recolors-new-toddler-hair.110748/

community.playstarbound.com/threads/better-children-mod-recolored.114403/

kucktaku of course there gonna mention it.

Yes, but a fucking mod that you don't have to download?

They must be really trying to get that clickbait after being analy ravaged by the Hulkster.

>a 30-comment thread where most people don't care is a "debate"

FUCK OFF KOTAKU CLICKBAIT

And quiet down, pedomod. It's really not that hard for CA to disable modifying the dialogue.
I would kinda like to be able to do more than give my farmer DBZ hair in SDV 1.1

kek you know hulk is already starting Round 2 on them.

I don't know what you're getting at.
Both my kids are white.
Is there some random chance of a black kid coded into the game or something?
Because that's just bad game design, not anything warranting any implications to infidelity.

Bug with penny where she pops out a black baby.

That cuck CA made it so you cant wake up next to your wife?

Claiming Shane as best husbando and biggest heart in the whole valley.

myeyes.gif

Elliot is so sweet and kind. His portrait is kind of weird though.

How is controller support?
Can I hook my PC up to my TV and now worry about keyboard or mouse input?

Don't you ever talk shit about my waifu again or you'll regret it.

C'mon, Ape, I wanna marry my waifu.
I'm sick of being alone. This is suffering.

It's okay but not perfect. I ended up using controller/mouse with no keyboard.

You need keyboard input to name your farmer & your favorite thing. Everything else can be named with the randomizer. Some mods are keyboard input-only, as well.

I'm working out a controller-only solution, though. Give me a day or so.

>that hostility
Calm down, you pixelperv. I like her too.

>Bachelorette Emily
www13.zippyshare.com/v/YDqQXR8v/file.html

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U S E D
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G O O D S
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOY YOU MADE IT

>can watch her banging on her sculptures
>even gives you one
>lel used goods
Shit meme

worst girl

Well, shit.
I still don't like the concept of that mod as a whole, but hell -if you don't like it, don't download it- and it isn't hurting anyone.
As long as it keeps kiddie-fiddlers off the streets then whatever.
I am 'protective' of Jas, but again, she isn't real.
I don't know why people are 'disgusted' and whatnot over it. Again, if you don't like it, don't download it.

did i ruin my experience by staying on winter 15 year 2 waiting for emily marriage?

What have you been doing, replaying the same day over and over for the past month?

oh no i stopped playing all together over a month ago.

>the fag did an interview with Kotaku
whyyyy did he do this

He said he turned it down.

The guy literally made up what he said.

Even if not, used goods are better. Why would you want someone who has no idea what they're doing?

I sincerely doubt that.

Purity is cute.
And Leah is pure! PURE!

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Leah isn't pure. She's an artist. She's probably experimented a lot.

Why are there so many soulless people in a village with 40-or-so inhabitants, anyway?

>pushing your lewd shit on a pure girl

Nobody cares about how pure your girlfriend is because the bachelors are infinitely > the bachelorettes.

Alex - Gay
Seb - NEET Edgelord who lives in parents basement
Sam - Fucking Penny in trees
Harvey - Pedo
Elliot - Creepy Fabio wannabe

Shane - Alcoholic with no job (if you clear Community Center)

>Alex - The next Aaron Rodgers
>Seb - Cute emo fuckboi
>Sam - Don't really give a shit about him to be honest
>Harvey - Nice moustache
>Elliot - At least he's not Clint
>Shane - Drinks beer at work (based)

Elliot is cool mates.

So, guys, does the Jas mod works with both genders, or she will call you mister no matter what's between your legs?

>Elliot is cool

He's cool in my playthrough. Vanilla SDV Elliot? Not so much.

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>/ll/
I need this in my life

I'm pretty sure it says Stardew Valley general up there.

Why would we know what the dialogue options are in a diddlermod?

>I been here since day one and grouped up in the same group who make pedo mods

Fucking Veeky Forums

Wow guys, you're right. Better get my shit together and start acting like the lurker I am. No more pedo stuff for me, I'm a new man! Thank you for helping me.

>using my vent as your ironic shitposting

Whatever, I bet you married Penny.

One simple edit makes everything so much better..

What mod is this?

That or you know, plant a better crop that fucking Corn.
That shit you throw your 15 in and never touch it again.
I never even used that shit for the Community Center.
Corn is a trash crop.

Minmaxer!

What is the best strategy? To just buy the most expensive, longest growing crop and spam the shit out of it?