>CHUCKLEFISH HURR DURR imgur.com/MGHV7jG Chucklefish had no hand in the development of this game. They only published it, and Concerned Ape (the creator) asked them to publish it BEFORE the Starbound fiasco. So don't be a fucking bitch and play the game already.
I can't believe the guy who made the Jas mod got asked to do a interview with Kotaku, like what the fuck?
Jose King
He's a marked man now.
Liam Jackson
It's because the game is too mainstream, broh.
Isaac Morris
Gawker got sued into oblivion and the hulkster is going for round 2, they need to publish as much as possible to try and stay afloat.
Sebastian Price
This is what happens when I become too lazy to maintain all my animals
Sebastian Davis
Not like there's any other options that even come close. Penny maybe, but the other grills suck.
Ethan Garcia
When I did the 2star event for Abigail it felt so autistic god dam.
Connor Murphy
The best.
Brandon Martin
Gotta watch out for those sleeper agents.
Anthony Davis
>playing co-op videogames is autistic ??? i mean, there's a hundred and one reasons to hate that event (especially how she can't beat the first fucking level) but still
Cameron Sullivan
I did not even care about that just felt like she wanted to get close to you.
Ethan Rodriguez
You're probably going to want to go for another girl if you felt that from her 2 heart event then. The 8 heart in particular will cause you to have a stroke.
Leo Taylor
Already did it lol its my first playthrough. I only went for her at random.
Zachary Lopez
>pass out inside house >wake up in purgatory the next morning >try to leave through the front door >skips the whole day Yoba have mercy this game can be spooky sometimes.
Leo Morales
>living in absolute darkness
Benjamin Gutierrez
Stepfordwife.mov
Adrian Gray
was meant for Penny the creepy cooze up there
Julian Hall
>First for Leah being SHIT
ftfy
Posting best girl instead.
Blake Miller
So if I have a kid in Stardew is it gonna turn out black? I still have nightmares about Fable 3
Nolan Taylor
If you marry Penny then yes.
Aaron Butler
Garth strikes again.
Jason Bell
>I still have nightmares about Fable 3 Mine were white depending of the mother though...
Blake Brown
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Andrew Campbell
Harem mod when?
Wyatt Russell
How is this still a thing? The dev confirmed that she wasn't dating/fucking anyone before you.
Dylan Moore
Some guy is working on infedility mod can not wait.
Jace Reed
Yeah but this is after you get married though.
Leo Foster
He also removed a microscopic prop that barely looked like a bong just to shut people up.
I can see him lying about certain parts of the story just to shut people up.
David Lopez
Have you ever married her? She's butter in your hands and goes on and on about how happy she is. Especially after you knock her up. She's the least likely of all the cast to cheat on you.
Camden Nguyen
It's the ones that are least likely that almost definitely will.
Jayden Reed
Didn't he just do that to dodge the age rating going up? Seems more likely than just to pander.
Kayden Anderson
Wait this isnt funny, I was gonna marry Penny. What gives here, what do I do?
Luis Parker
Except that's the literal opposite of how it works. Have you ever dated someone, user?
Luke Ortiz
What else can you do? Get cucked, bitch boi.
Cameron Davis
Stay with her, she's pure, it's just another meme that people projected because one of the kids she teaches says something about how she helped Sam climb a tree and /v/ rushed to the conclusion that they fucked, which the dev confirmed was not true. Also, good taste.
Zachary Hughes
There's alcohol and tobacco usage, as well as a couple of swear-words in the game still. Nope, it was pure pandering. Not that I blame him. If he only made $2 a sale, he's still made a very comfy amount.
Henry Cooper
Wait but will the baby be straight up black tho? Is there a mod that fixes this?
Ryan Scott
Guess I'm confusing it with local standards. Here in Sweden, narcotics warrants a higher rating than violence, tobacco and alcohol.
Yes, but a fucking mod that you don't have to download?
They must be really trying to get that clickbait after being analy ravaged by the Hulkster.
Gavin Butler
>a 30-comment thread where most people don't care is a "debate"
FUCK OFF KOTAKU CLICKBAIT
And quiet down, pedomod. It's really not that hard for CA to disable modifying the dialogue. I would kinda like to be able to do more than give my farmer DBZ hair in SDV 1.1
Thomas Scott
kek you know hulk is already starting Round 2 on them.
Kayden Walker
I don't know what you're getting at. Both my kids are white. Is there some random chance of a black kid coded into the game or something? Because that's just bad game design, not anything warranting any implications to infidelity.
Jayden Davis
Bug with penny where she pops out a black baby.
Mason Bailey
That cuck CA made it so you cant wake up next to your wife?
Adrian Price
Claiming Shane as best husbando and biggest heart in the whole valley.
Ryan Foster
myeyes.gif
Kevin Long
Elliot is so sweet and kind. His portrait is kind of weird though.
Ayden Mitchell
How is controller support? Can I hook my PC up to my TV and now worry about keyboard or mouse input?
Jackson Adams
Don't you ever talk shit about my waifu again or you'll regret it.
C'mon, Ape, I wanna marry my waifu. I'm sick of being alone. This is suffering.
Jeremiah Miller
It's okay but not perfect. I ended up using controller/mouse with no keyboard.
Juan Collins
You need keyboard input to name your farmer & your favorite thing. Everything else can be named with the randomizer. Some mods are keyboard input-only, as well.
I'm working out a controller-only solution, though. Give me a day or so.
Chase Evans
>that hostility Calm down, you pixelperv. I like her too.
>can watch her banging on her sculptures >even gives you one >lel used goods Shit meme
David Clark
worst girl
Benjamin Martin
Well, shit. I still don't like the concept of that mod as a whole, but hell -if you don't like it, don't download it- and it isn't hurting anyone. As long as it keeps kiddie-fiddlers off the streets then whatever. I am 'protective' of Jas, but again, she isn't real. I don't know why people are 'disgusted' and whatnot over it. Again, if you don't like it, don't download it.
Jayden Wright
did i ruin my experience by staying on winter 15 year 2 waiting for emily marriage?
Ayden Jones
What have you been doing, replaying the same day over and over for the past month?
Nathan Collins
oh no i stopped playing all together over a month ago.
Ryder Parker
>the fag did an interview with Kotaku whyyyy did he do this
Carson James
He said he turned it down.
The guy literally made up what he said.
Nicholas Jenkins
Even if not, used goods are better. Why would you want someone who has no idea what they're doing?
Julian Garcia
I sincerely doubt that.
Chase Smith
Purity is cute. And Leah is pure! PURE!
Caleb Myers
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Jaxon Phillips
Leah isn't pure. She's an artist. She's probably experimented a lot.
Blake Evans
Why are there so many soulless people in a village with 40-or-so inhabitants, anyway?
Matthew Ward
>pushing your lewd shit on a pure girl
Landon Walker
Nobody cares about how pure your girlfriend is because the bachelors are infinitely > the bachelorettes.
Alexander Peterson
Alex - Gay Seb - NEET Edgelord who lives in parents basement Sam - Fucking Penny in trees Harvey - Pedo Elliot - Creepy Fabio wannabe
Shane - Alcoholic with no job (if you clear Community Center)
Jose Sanders
>Alex - The next Aaron Rodgers >Seb - Cute emo fuckboi >Sam - Don't really give a shit about him to be honest >Harvey - Nice moustache >Elliot - At least he's not Clint >Shane - Drinks beer at work (based)
Josiah Reyes
Elliot is cool mates.
Dominic Gonzalez
So, guys, does the Jas mod works with both genders, or she will call you mister no matter what's between your legs?
Ryder Johnson
>Elliot is cool
He's cool in my playthrough. Vanilla SDV Elliot? Not so much.
Daniel Mitchell
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Austin Parker
>/ll/ I need this in my life
Gavin Bell
I'm pretty sure it says Stardew Valley general up there.
Oliver Roberts
Why would we know what the dialogue options are in a diddlermod?
Hunter Lopez
>I been here since day one and grouped up in the same group who make pedo mods
Fucking Veeky Forums
Lincoln Butler
Wow guys, you're right. Better get my shit together and start acting like the lurker I am. No more pedo stuff for me, I'm a new man! Thank you for helping me.
Eli Gonzalez
>using my vent as your ironic shitposting
Whatever, I bet you married Penny.
Alexander Hill
One simple edit makes everything so much better..
Jordan Walker
What mod is this?
Justin Gutierrez
That or you know, plant a better crop that fucking Corn. That shit you throw your 15 in and never touch it again. I never even used that shit for the Community Center. Corn is a trash crop.
Gabriel Wilson
Minmaxer!
Wyatt Green
What is the best strategy? To just buy the most expensive, longest growing crop and spam the shit out of it?