I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Brody Edwards
won another terrorblade game, wanna know whos surprised
not me
Jackson Reyes
stomp then aura
Benjamin Edwards
>100 straight hours of esports is over So now what do we do?
Ayden Jenkins
I seriously hope 2gd comes back with the mango stream for ti6 qualifiers This bts one felt lacking in everything 2bh Just don't invite slacks
Asher Wilson
PICK ME
Tyler Harris
he means that poopydoop will compulsively throw against koreans until he ultimately sudokus himself out of shame
Hudson Johnson
tranquil + soul ring is the core: you will basically not have any mana problems. then you can go drums. after that whatever is good for you team: aghs for disarm, euls, force, lotus orb, vlads, bkb, shivas, etc. if you are going off lane and nobody can buy it, you can get arcane boots + mek and then go for the other items your team needs.
Austin Cox
soulring+armlet+phase+mom
Ryder Price
It means he's jealous of an actually successful player and at some point he hopes to eclipse him.
Christopher Rogers
You don't do now.
Dominic Kelly
>go to sleep early >wake up >madara lost >dragneel forfeited 2 games what the shit guys
Matthew Rodriguez
wait two days for epicenter LAN, our guy might finally be playing
Colton Roberts
Such is life in the third world.
For real though madara played like shit in the decider. Go watch the vod.
Wyatt Lee
there be a shitstorm a brewin
Joshua Gray
What is the point of drums?
Alexander Sullivan
have you ever won against a team that includes >ogre magi >earthshaker >faceless void
Levi Adams
its the "i dont know what to build so lets build drums" item it also got nerfed
Josiah Fisher
>tfw wageslaving and have watched like 2 full games maximum
Liam Ortiz
tempo controlling
Lincoln Carter
I know that feeling bro. But it was just some meme fucking shitty teams so who cares desu
Elijah Sanchez
how did it get nerfed?
less str? if so then its a major nerf because most heroes bought drums for its tankiness (along with other stats of course)
Jordan Wilson
spirit movespeed and stats
you don't need it but it's nice
Julian Bailey
To create a base rhytm for the song and fill out the lower frequencies.
Evan Nelson
theyre my kryptonite
Jordan Cook
it gives 3 less str and 6 less agi
Nicholas Gutierrez
>go to that chink streaming site to check if rtz or wEEb are streaming >8/10 most viewed streams are unironically wc3 dota how is that even possible, thought dota 1's last version was 6.83 or something
Nathan Perry
chinkz still play wc3
Adrian Flores
You should have 20 core heroes, so that in case if every core hero is banned and picked by others, you still got one core hero, with whom you are comfy with.
Michael Wilson
you thought people where meemeing when they said dota was the biggest game in china untill LoL took over?
Juan Foster
hey don't you think 12 direct invite were too much?
9 invites 6 qualies
Charles Nelson
fuck i dont know how to count
Leo Jenkins
Man you sure read some stupid shit in the gulag.
Adrian Davis
What if the only one left is countered by one of their heroes?
Leo Lee
>Anita's youtube account got deleted
praise vidya
Matthew Martin
who?
Luis Hill
More like everyone should go through qualifier, the power gap between teams is getting smaller and smaller, and any team can beat any team. It's just unfair to invite teams because they happen to do well on the day of a honeypot LAN.
Evan Kelly
navi and lgd getting direct invites still mystifies me
Easton Lewis
fair point but that will take too much time
then you see pro players like ppd with all the passive aggressive things like "no practice n sht"
Lucas Wright
This has to be a mistake. If not then youtube should prepare to be carpetbombed by hitpieces.
Brayden Howard
LGD has fans in China and Na'Vi in the whole world, it's just for the viewers
Samuel Sanders
I'm guessing that's some twitch girl gamer whore
Jaxon Moore
W33haa and Misery for another Major Win; secret to disband after making a huge blunder.
Justin Kelly
fuTA~
Levi Walker
Are greedy bounty hunter players that only track the enemies they want to kill the worst? >comes level 2 to gank mid >the fucker has a point in his shuriken instead of jinada and actually never attacked invoker unless to steal the kill
Ah, the beauty of the dota 2 community
Kevin Lopez
Will rtz finally kill himself if Secret get eliminated by DC or EG? I hope he will.
Hudson Cooper
obsession is unhealthy
Luke Murphy
you will barely have 1k hp with wand during mid game. specially if you are support et, having extra stats helps, spirit moves faster with drums and it's easy to build (you can get urn if no one else has it instead). also, even as an off laner, depending on what items you want, they might gives shitty hp (lotus orb, euls, shivas, solar crest, etc), unless you are going aghs or heaven's halberd.
Evan Moore
Well they still have TI to play for.
EHOME though, holy shit those players must feel like shit. Won't get invited to TI, have to go through regionals AGAIN.
Colton Edwards
>no swede hero?
Uhm doturds?
Landon Lopez
...
Lincoln Morgan
i want a new video card now
Isaac Walker
Can a Chaos Knight with blight stone and a point in crit kill doom from full HP if he gets lucky enough?
Nolan Wright
>get lane in a good momentum >farming happy >jungle natures prophet does ultra as soon as he hits 6 >tell him he's a dumb cunt >'what did i do lol'
Benjamin Gray
>ultra
Ian Ross
LEAVE /V/ NOBODY CARES
Jacob Sullivan
R A R E A R E
is this a new one or maybe im missing some?
Sebastian Gonzalez
i don't really know the dota name for the skill on the R button xD
Ryan Thompson
underrated
Aiden Anderson
you are missing alot you fucking newshit
Easton Bennett
hehe
Brody Perez
what game does have r button named ultra
Kayden Sanders
league of legends when i used to play
Elijah Evans
pretty sure LoL calls them ultimates too
Henry Howard
>ultra >league
Mason Rodriguez
haha whoops i got owned hard
Dominic Miller
ultra is just short for ultrimate you fucking idiots
Hudson Price
>ultra >ultramate >not ulti
Evan King
you're retarded, everyone says "ulti" or "ult"
Anthony Young
Why does it take SOOO FUCKING LONG to find a game in Dota 2? In LoL you get a match in 20 seconds. In this game and HotS it takes 5-10 minutes and in Dota 2, half the time one guy never connects so it's back to the queue
Wyatt Barnes
Valve has to force 50% so it takes 5 to 10 minutes to perform calculations and probabilities that will lead to the optimal team compositions
Chase Hall
Anyone else getting massive lag/packet loss on USE?
Henry Sanders
>ultrimate yessss
Jose Lee
maybe they say ulti in east europe you slav cunts but in the real world they say ultramate
Brandon Bailey
(you)
Jaxson Rivera
heheh
Josiah Evans
I've gotten to the point that I hate playing the game so much that I rejoice when I get to feel comfy queuing for an extra 5 minutes
John Miller
What's the verdict on maxing dark pact vs maxing pounce on Slark?
Mason Morales
If you max pounce you're sub 1k
Jack Jones
Anything other than pact first is full scrub tier. It's his damage, to creep waves and heroes.
Xavier Cook
>maxing pounce ever
Leo Rodriguez
you're a safelaner, you max your god damn flash farming tool by 7
Isaiah Wilson
Is manta centaur viable?
Asher Flores
What are soem dota 2 spells that MUST be maxed by lvl 7