Redpill me about Spain

Redpill me about Spain

Spain is a country in Southern Europe.
Glad I could help you, friend.

Carlists did nothing wrong.

Is it southern or is it western, since it is in the westernmost part of Europe?

/thread

Spain ,officially the Kingdom of Spain, is a sovereign state largely located on the Iberian Peninsula in southwestern Europe, with archipelagos in the Atlantic Ocean and Mediterranean Sea, and several small territories on and near the North African coast. Its Mainland is bordered to the south and east by the Mediterranean Sea except for a small land boundary with Gibraltar; to the north and northeast by France, Andorra, and the Bay of Biscay; and to the west and northwest by Portugal and the Atlantic Ocean. Along with France and Morocco, it is one of only three countries to have both Atlantic and Mediterranean coastlines. Extending to 1,214 km (754 mi), the Portugal–Spain border is the longest uninterrupted border within the European Union.
Spain is a democracy organised in the form of a parliamentary government under a constitutional monarchy. It is a middle power and a developed country with the world's fourteenth largest economy by nominal GDP and sixteenth largest by purchasing power parity. It is a member of the United Nations (UN), the European Union (EU), the Council of Europe (CoE), the Organization of Ibero-American States (OEI), the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO), the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD), the World Trade Organization (WTO) and many other international organisations.

meme country
meme classifications

It could've been a superpower on a scale bigger than both the US and the UK ever was if it wasn't for:
>being slaves to the pope
>pointless battles with the protestants
>wasting resources of the americas
>letting napoleon in with his army
>infighting

There's not a single nation that has more wasted potential than Spain

At the Northern border of Spain lies a chain of Mountain called "the Pyrenees"
It's commonly accepted that it's where Africa begins

They sound brown but are actually white and beautiful.

Wat

This is a lie.

Spain is a country of ugly negroes, don't come here if you value your life and good health gringo

You heard it Josè!

All yurop has shitskins

>Josè!
You mean Al Hussein

t. Alberto Barbossa

Fair enough

Yes, but Spain is all black, no whites in Spain.

Just ugly blacks, like Congo! Best you stay home gringo!

>Ser un tercio
>estar luchando contra los putos francos
>formar la linea
>el hombre cerca de mi esta matado por las armas de los francos
>"ay Dios mio"
>un franco al otro de lado nosotros grita muy ruidoso
>"CAVALERIE, ATTAQUE!"
>francos en caballos estan viniendo a nosotros
>"LISTOS TUS LANZAS!" nos dijo nuestro commandante
>'lo no es me' empieza tocar

Spain was ounce a great Empire with much wealth and pride and is now a socialist shithole of the highest caliber and pathetically poor thanks to...I don't know honestly

best colonizers, they got benefits from it, of course, but compared to others, were very kind to the natives. Also,
>bourbons get out reeeeeeeee bring austrias back

Wow, google translate sucks

Went to complete shit after they lost the Hapsburgs as their monarchs. Never trust the French.

Mexico with less decapitations.

You should learn their language

If you're implying I used translate for anything but the french part, then I'll show my degree you faggot

pretty fucking good if they understood economics and realized the shit loads of gold and silver entering your economy devalues gold and silver.

>Redpill me on
Fuck off back to

looks weird without portugal

it looks oddly thin

First post best post, as always.

Spain?

Both.

France is an african nation, haven't you watched the news this last year?

Not him but

>get a degree in spanish
>say franco instead of francés
>"está matado"
>"grita muy ruidoso"
>listos tus lanzas

I mean, I appreciate that you learn our language, good job actually. But you're not really in a position to brag about having a degree on it. You need a lot of practice.

Will be communist in about 30 years

> (OP)


>>el hombre cerca de mi esta matado por las armas de los francos

>>un franco al otro de lado nosotros grita muy ruidoso

>>"LISTOS TUS LANZAS!"


This is comedy gold

A degree in what? Puto

Los francos asì se les conoce tambien a los franceses cual es el problema?

Ni un solo español se refiere a los franceses como francos, a menos que este hablando de el Reino Franco del alto medievo. En todo caso, si lo que se busca es referirse despectivamente hacia los franceses, se les llama gabachos

1588 was not the best of times though

I visited once, it was nice. Great weather.

...

It went to shit after 1648, famalam

Used to be god tier

I think you were trying to say 1522

the portuguese were literally better in that regard