What is the easiest laziest job that I can get with a degree that pays a ton of money and is in demand?

What is the easiest laziest job that I can get with a degree that pays a ton of money and is in demand?

Doesn't exist

>How can I earn a lot of money without doing anything
Kek. On average you're paid 10x your net profitability to a company, so if you're getting paid $80k/yr you're probably earning them more than half a million dollars, so how can you do that if you're not doing anything?

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By using the dumb masses of this generation and the internet.

an escort .. you just lie on a bed while getting fucked in exchange of money

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>By using the dumb masses of this generation and the internet.

That sounds like starting a business rather than getting a degree and a job then

accounting

Sales definitely. If you've got the gift, you can make a ton

That is definitely not lazy, sales is one of the hardest jobs there is but obviously with huge earning potential.

Dental hygiene.

Sure, it's very simple. You just talk to people, you don't even need to be educated.

Am I the only one who thinks that DBZ had the best artwork during the cell games?

If you're good at math: Accounting, Computer Science, Economics, Engineering fields

If you're not good at math: :c

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Business consultant.

I did Econ, its hyped to be alot more math than it actually is.

They usually only require calc1 / business calc as the only requisite.

That being said its pretty easy when you get the math part down. Just do graphs and stats. Business people think its some type of math degree so they end up hiring them to do the analytical data for them.

Econ undergrad is basically a socialscience

But when you get deeper it's essentially an applied math to degree

yea true.

Of course if fucking exists. Op is asking if you had all possible jobs in list and filtered it by his criteria. It's just not gonna be something like pushing a button to make a million job.

Get a psych degree and take research orientated classes that work with statistic programs like excel, SPSS etc. Git gud with graphing data and then become a data analyst once you graduate. Shouldn't be hard even if you suck at math. Also make sure you have projects to show at the interview for extra points.

Probably accounting. But the income isn't what it used to be thanks to automation and things like Turbotax.

Still, if you had your own little firm, I bet you could make $50k+ per year and only work 30 hr weeks.

Probably a tech guy of some sort, where you can have the job fully automated within a matter of months.

Accountants do more than income taxes though. OP could get away with just doing bookkeeping services for $18-$22 an hour. Not fun, but hourly wage accounting usually is the best to do if OP doesn't want to wageslave it up at big 4 or in public accounting.

Find a niche government job. Not sure what. Maybe a patent examiner or cartographer or something. Something technical but dull.

this underrated, if you can find a career in entertainment be it through film music comedy or whatever if you get a hold if the meme generation you literally cannot fail the way shit is set up right now, you can take advantage of shit like youtube and soundcloud to get paid off the views of your shit along with the money you make from your other shit whether its getting booked somewhere for something landing a role in a movie, selling a song/album, etc

yeah that shit just has a good distinct feel to it man the whole show really does to me thats why i still kind of respect it i cant sit there and watch it seriously lol but it was well made and i liked it as a kid at least