Yfw 78.5% the S&P500 crashes in 8 hours

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

yfw 78.5% the S&P500 crashes in 8 hours

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

yfw GBP/USD to the moon, Nikkei and Oil crashing with no survivors

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

i'll bite the bait. What is your reasoning?

MPmaster
MPmaster

The market is closed until tomorrow morning

How can it crash in 8 hours?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Not everyone lives in your timezone bud.

5mileys
5mileys

But the market opens regardless of what timezone you live in.

Inmate
Inmate

implying the S&P isn't rigged as fuck

I mean if it did, I'm riding $UVXY to Saturn

idontknow
idontknow

WHAT DID YOU DO?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

OP actually means that the stock exchange will go down 78.5% from bell to bell, not in literally 8 hours.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I hope it does

I want to buy on sale

whereismyname
whereismyname

But why?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

The market the S&P indexes opens with the New York Stock Exchange which opens in 12.5 hours.

farquit
farquit

S&P magically opens earlier if you live somewhere else

what???

Lunatick
Lunatick

I hope it crashes. I have 500 shares of UVXY. They would fly to the moon.

JunkTop
JunkTop

It can't go down that much because of trade restrictions.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

mfw

farquit
farquit

I got drunk last night and when I woke up I realized I had invested €20 in a vanguard index fund.

I am the most boring drunk person ever.

happy_sad
happy_sad

GBP/USD to the moon
kek you fucking idiot.

Skullbone
Skullbone

You know $3000 is the minimum initial investment?

Evilember
Evilember

mfw Veeky Forums's anus is not ready yet

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

called the FUCK out.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Bought S&P500 a while ago and made around 16% profit, should I close now and get ready to short?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Nothing wrong with locking in your profits

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

asking people on the internet what to do with your money

On the other hand it would be such a shame if it got to 1990 before friday

Spamalot
Spamalot

Ooops

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

SHIT

5mileys
5mileys

Do you want me to send it up a little bit from here?

w8t4u
w8t4u

late to the party again

Methnerd
Methnerd

I don't know what to tell you. I did it so there's that.
hurr

Soft_member
Soft_member

LIAR! They are in the greens now! :(

iluvmen
iluvmen

Are you doubting my power, perhaps?

I even gave you an opportunity to get back in before on the rally, not my fault you like poverty ;^)

Firespawn
Firespawn

Should I short? SHOULD I SHORT?! damn you mysterious internet people and your cryptic ways. Wish I could trust random people on the internet :(

WebTool
WebTool

Should I short?
Who knows ;^)

DeathDog
DeathDog

Can you at least drop a hint as to how this is gonna happen?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Hey op market is about to close

why didn't s&p crash? Nothing happened.... again

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

The 3:00pm ramp stops for no man, machine, or deity. The algos are literally chasing after one another at 3:00pm until liquidity drops then they shut off.

Illusionz
Illusionz

mfw uso puts are deep in the money cuz oil crashing

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

It's been a healthy pullback so far.

But I'm excited/worried about the rest of the week. Quite an interesting way to start the month.

MPmaster
MPmaster

It literally went down like 5 points

Who cares

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

You're welcome senpai
Not the ramp, heavy buying at 2168, you could literally hear the FED's presses around that level. But when so many buy stops get stoppd out at all time high during the fucking asian session, you know things are going south. The call on oil was a no brainer, cable might prove more tricky since we gotta wait until BOE's release

I've locked some profits on my ES short, will keep oil running, EUR looks very unhealthy as it is, will see what happens tomorrow.
Still, made today what indexfags do in one year ;^)

RumChicken
RumChicken

3x long to the moon

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Are you rich yet kids?:^)

I sure am

Emberfire
Emberfire

S&P down almost 1% in two days

how did he know?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

You missed my call on Cable and Oil ;^)

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Yes dumbass, how do you think traders make money?

Stock market opens
See which stocks are going up and down
Travel to somewhere where stock market opens later
Buy the risers, short the fallers

TechHater
TechHater

He just did family, he just did.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Already explained the logic m8
Not sure if b8 or legit retarded

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Don't let out our secrets. Shutup

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