I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Camden Taylor
nth for Traxex is the best waifu
Chase Hughes
shit thread shit game
Evan Collins
this fat fuck is stealing millions
Lucas Hall
EG will never ____
Easton Watson
>I'll win this, no matter what happens
Bentley Roberts
DUDE :--DDD
Nathan Russell
be our guys
Elijah Howard
Reminder that non-TI lans are literally honeypot memes.
Adrian Nelson
WIN_
William Lewis
yeah getting paid two watch top tier dota on place all around the world must really be suffering
Carter Hughes
How can I improve my kunnka build?
Owen Cruz
nth for our guy
Ethan Howard
SWL
Gavin Brown
>eg damage control starts before they are even btfod
Adam Mitchell
post yasp wordclouds?
Cameron Russell
lose non-honey pot lans
Chase Martin
>weppas >Misses early teamfights >Misses courier kills >Misses ganks >Misses smoke ganks >never clicks on the player that the casters are talking about, so we can see his items Fuck observers. They're so fucking bad.
Jose Gutierrez
>Crimson Guard now affects buildings
There, shitty item is now viable
Kayden Cook
...
Gabriel Flores
6 rapiers
Angel Long
anyone have that gd studio copy pasta
Gavin Cox
What's her secret?
Elijah Green
...
David Barnes
So what. Ti only matters once a year. 6.84 was a terrible patch.
Nicholas Nelson
>one person trying to show what 10 persons are doing all the time on different places misses things
wow no shit
Ayden Parker
When will Amber start hosting games?
Joseph Lee
fuck off weppas you cuck
Tyler Powell
that's a man
Justin Diaz
When dota becomes LoL that means in couple of patches
Adrian Gutierrez
MANHANDS A N H A N D S
Dylan Fisher
>doesn't show net worth in the lategame >keeps the tab on buybacks He should die.
Zachary Garcia
BFP (Big Feminine Penis)
Luke Bennett
O wait im stupid Im taking enchantress because her special ability is the best from the heroes ive gotten so far
Carter Bell
That's not a secret
Isaiah Gonzalez
Look at them sexy feet.
Elijah King
I should make a reddit thread about how observers are total trash.
Cooper Fisher
well, going to sleep so tomorrow I'm fresh when epicenter starts
Nathan Robinson
I was insulting you and you're trying to the hidden meaning in my insult. What the fuck?
Blake Baker
>6.86 >Veil in every fucking hero
>6.87 >Veil loses 6 int. Still has godlike bonuses for its price >In return it gains a MUCH better buildup >No one builds veil anymore
Literally explain this shit
Kayden Green
Me on the left.
Parker Reed
>686 zeus every game >687 zeus not in every game
well that wasnt hard sherlock now was it
Ian Roberts
cute feminine penis
Jeremiah Sanchez
post belly
Chase Wood
who is that?
Dylan Allen
>Implying veil is only viable on zeus
Adam Bell
.86 >>Veil in every fucking hero we must have played a different patch because that's not what I remember
Jose Gray
o-okay..... please dont bully me :3
Alexander Hughes
ixmike88 avatar of /d2g/ on dota scene
Julian Ramirez
Stop this slander at once
TA has a gigantic futa horsecock
Adrian Flores
Well im just justifying my pick thats all.. I dont like when people are mean to me and stuff like that
then why do i want to worship it even tho im 100% hetero?
Joseph Hughes
the wise flee my footfalls
Ryder Flores
Reminder that le ta is a trap xd is a /b/ tier meme and should be banned
Bentley Sanders
>likes shemales >100% hetero It's ok to like this stuff Like I do but let's not kid ourselves into thinking it's straight
Jaxon Smith
shriek when you see me
Nathan Clark
really good this patch. even with the worst nukers on the other team, once you get pike + manta you just chew the shit out of towers
Kevin Gonzalez
>May 2016 >still getting triggered by other people's sexuality
Luke Russell
SO CLOSE TO GET TO WAVE 36, FUCK
Im not a trap
Zachary Martin
Wonder how he'll work out in competitive.
Isaiah Powell
GUYS STOP CALLING AMBER A MAN
Women can have penises and beards too!
Adrian Gonzalez
>You can't trick me. I know dicks don't talk. I mean, mine whispers, but only in ancient Hebrew curses.
Landon Bell
none will escape
Levi Cox
the way you talk is too feminine for a guy
Cameron Long
>EG and Secret go down the shitter >suddenyl Sumail's Storm and Envy's Terrorblade get buffed
is it always the same picture you are using to shill elements TD? or at least the exact same maze
Chase Rivera
Honestly I'd prefer a monstrous horsecock on her with two fat balls filled with gallons of futa cum.
Parker Gomez
EE plays tb wrong. TB is just like naga with better.
Justin Brooks
Well sorry then if that dissapoints you or something
Its a different pic everytime, same maze. I think its the most efficiant maze to build now, especially when they added more starter stones on the sides
Angel Jones
...
Evan Torres
cut and run
Eli Morris
but women can have mustaches
Christopher Allen
doesn't disappoint me.
Parker Walker
Im glad
Landon Turner
why?
Asher James
...
Carter Ward
M A N A N
P E N I S E N I S
Charles Sanchez
How do I build Sven?
Robert Jones
real men buy crit instead of the 4th rapier
Leo Diaz
Mods are asleep. Post Gustav
Nicholas Powell
All 4 of those rapiers were from the enemy luna and ember :^) I had 2 more in my stash along with a Daedalus and an AC
William Martinez
quality players ww@
Leo Wood
What hero do I pick when I want to kill myself?
Nathan Walker
Because
Ryan Brown
Why doesn't valve ipban russians from euw and east?
Oliver Hill
arc warden.
Jonathan Green
Turn the stream on, Barny.
Matthew Parker
of what?
William Perry
techies
Jonathan Jackson
threads/bkb/blink/bf/daedalus/rapier
Leo Torres
how do you win when you spectre gets a 40 min relic and your sven gets a 35 min hotd?
oh wait forced 50 isnt real xDDDD ur the only constant xDDD
Alexander Flores
...
Camden Richardson
>gang >omnisplash
jesus christ kill urself
Nolan Roberts
>he doesn't understand what 'only constant means' ???