Dota 2 - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/21660/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
Cosmetic items: dota2lounge.com/

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/baileyjaytweets/status/684401540451414016
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

nth for Traxex is the best waifu

shit thread
shit game

this fat fuck is stealing millions

EG will never ____

>I'll win this, no matter what happens

DUDE :--DDD

be our guys

Reminder that non-TI lans are literally honeypot memes.

WIN_

yeah getting paid two watch top tier dota on place all around the world must really be suffering

How can I improve my kunnka build?

nth for our guy

SWL

>eg damage control starts before they are even btfod

post yasp wordclouds?

lose non-honey pot lans

>weppas
>Misses early teamfights
>Misses courier kills
>Misses ganks
>Misses smoke ganks
>never clicks on the player that the casters are talking about, so we can see his items
Fuck observers. They're so fucking bad.

>Crimson Guard now affects buildings

There, shitty item is now viable

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6 rapiers

anyone have that gd studio copy pasta

What's her secret?

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So what. Ti only matters once a year. 6.84 was a terrible patch.

>one person trying to show what 10 persons are doing all the time on different places misses things

wow no shit

When will Amber start hosting games?

fuck off weppas you cuck

that's a man

When dota becomes LoL
that means in couple of patches

MANHANDS
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>doesn't show net worth in the lategame
>keeps the tab on buybacks
He should die.

BFP (Big Feminine Penis)

O wait im stupid
Im taking enchantress because her special ability is the best from the heroes ive gotten so far

That's not a secret

Look at them sexy feet.

I should make a reddit thread about how observers are total trash.

well, going to sleep so tomorrow I'm fresh when epicenter starts

I was insulting you and you're trying to the hidden meaning in my insult. What the fuck?

>6.86
>Veil in every fucking hero

>6.87
>Veil loses 6 int. Still has godlike bonuses for its price
>In return it gains a MUCH better buildup
>No one builds veil anymore

Literally explain this shit

Me on the left.

>686 zeus every game
>687 zeus not in every game

well that wasnt hard sherlock now was it

cute feminine penis

post belly

who is that?

>Implying veil is only viable on zeus

.86
>>Veil in every fucking hero
we must have played a different patch because that's not what I remember

o-okay..... please dont bully me :3

ixmike88
avatar of /d2g/ on dota scene

Stop this slander at once

TA has a gigantic futa horsecock

Well im just justifying my pick thats all.. I dont like when people are mean to me and stuff like that

Cute :3

lol no

The horsecock is created using her psi energy but it's not real. Her real cock is a cute feminine penis that looks exactly like Bailey's penis: twitter.com/baileyjaytweets/status/684401540451414016

This was decided along ago and won't change

I've never met a bigger trap than you.

That's pretty cute :3

that's not canon though

Also Bailey doesn't have a cute penis

then why do i want to worship it even tho im 100% hetero?

the wise flee my footfalls

Reminder that le ta is a trap xd is a /b/ tier meme and should be banned

>likes shemales
>100% hetero
It's ok to like this stuff Like I do but let's not kid ourselves into thinking it's straight

shriek when you see me

really good this patch. even with the worst nukers on the other team, once you get pike + manta you just chew the shit out of towers

>May 2016
>still getting triggered by other people's sexuality

SO CLOSE TO GET TO WAVE 36, FUCK

Im not a trap

Wonder how he'll work out in competitive.

GUYS STOP CALLING AMBER A MAN

Women can have penises and beards too!

>You can't trick me. I know dicks don't talk.
I mean, mine whispers, but only in ancient Hebrew curses.

none will escape

the way you talk is too feminine for a guy

>EG and Secret go down the shitter
>suddenyl Sumail's Storm and Envy's Terrorblade get buffed

is it always the same picture you are using to shill elements TD? or at least the exact same maze

Honestly I'd prefer a monstrous horsecock on her with two fat balls filled with gallons of futa cum.

EE plays tb wrong.
TB is just like naga with better.

Well sorry then if that dissapoints you or something

Its a different pic everytime, same maze. I think its the most efficiant maze to build now, especially when they added more starter stones on the sides

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cut and run

but women can have mustaches

doesn't disappoint me.

Im glad

why?

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How do I build Sven?

real men buy crit instead of the 4th rapier

Mods are asleep. Post Gustav

All 4 of those rapiers were from the enemy luna and ember :^)
I had 2 more in my stash along with a Daedalus and an AC

quality players ww@

What hero do I pick when I want to kill myself?

Because

Why doesn't valve ipban russians from euw and east?

arc warden.

Turn the stream on, Barny.

of what?

techies

threads/bkb/blink/bf/daedalus/rapier

how do you win when you spectre gets a 40 min relic and your sven gets a 35 min hotd?

oh wait forced 50 isnt real xDDDD
ur the only constant xDDD

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>gang
>omnisplash

jesus christ kill urself

>he doesn't understand what 'only constant means'
???

wait for memeback haha

oh wait they nerfed it haha