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what the fuck was that

It's that time again

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Chaac.

Capacha says Odin. He's now my second guess.

>no mercy

Thanatos.

Why the fuck would I do that.

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i'll take the no responses as no one knows. Alright.

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So, is DMBrandon gone now?

How dare you interrupt our shitposting?

Why is everyone at HiRez so photogenic. Even the bad pictures are great reaction images.

Yeah. He quit casting for hirez because, during a charity stream he was running, he got a donation saying that watching dm's stream and playing smite helped him get over his suicidal depression.

This is where dm decided to tear into the guy and call him an asshole about it.

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>tfw taco is wearing a beanie

She's back boyos

Ayyy Palafags has matchmaking again.

beanie taco is best taco

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I want to see this. A tournament where all the competitors aren't allowed to form teams. It's all matchmaking with each other. Somehow make it no outsiders in the matchmaking process. Mix things up. then that's your team the entire tournament.

That's beautiful. Who is doing the casting now that I can watch it without wanting to vomit?

I think he's just doing his own stream shit now, which I don't give a fuck about personally

P. cute.

ranked duel is the fucking cancer of smite

why the fuck are there only 3 bans each and why the fuck aren't certain gods perma locked

HouYi
HouYi
HouYi
Skadi
Bellona
Bellona
Bellona
Hebo
Bellona
Hebo

why the fuck is this shit allowed, it's literally impossible to counter a decent Bellona or Hebo since Bellona counters every viable god in duel that isnt a mage and HeBo can dish out 300 damage per 2 seconds at lvl 5

>impossible to beat hood He bo
Literally a low tier god, get gud

I don't recall seeing smite this low on twitch.
Even zap is playing overwatch

>win early game against HeBo
>10 min in he has his first offensive items and a defensive
>you do about 150 per arrow/auto
>he does about 500 per 1-3 which have 0 cd and are impossible to miss

yea get good

Happened plenty of times and been quite worse. Any streamer worth his salt is gonna stream Overwatch right now, it's what's trending at the moment.

What I'm suprised at is why the fuck does Paladins have so many viewers right now.

Mothers day was weeks ago user.

Isn't the Paladins tournament today?

Adanas, loads more adanas. So it's even worse now.

hmmm, have you trying, you know... maybe dodge? or not being bronze?

It's just qualifiers I believe. They've had like 100~ for those last I checked. Watching it now though having Fdot and (admittedly) Adanas cast it has made it a lot better than the literallywhos they had before.

Honestly DM was the most competent caster.

I agree, he was the best they had. Losing him was a big blow but he's just too much of an asshole. He was bound to be let go at some point anyway.

To be fair his 1 and 3 aren't really readable, making it impossible to dodge unless you anticipate it.

Please user, I don't need this erection.

F. casts too he's cool

Hi Fdot, you never told mogee that this random stranger loser from Veeky Forums loves her.

why man come on

ok lads what are the meta midlaners right now and how do i lane them

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Fatalis Ymir

Isis

Don't forget rage and DB

I actually did that in today's MOTD.

Mate you've got to be realistic here.
Pen boots, Fatalis, Winged Blade, both rings and chronos's pendant.
This guy has the right idea.

He still has the most viewers whenever he streams

Whenever I play with smitegen on curse I imagine everyone as a cute anime girl. Whenever they get upset I get a boner picturing a flustering anime girl getting mad at videogames.

>low tier
In conq maybe, He Bo is the third best mage tied with Sol in 1v1

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Long tongues are fun!

Why the fuck are you mentioning fucking 1v1? Conquest is the only mode that matters.

I like ice cream!

I thought the dude that originally complained about He Boi was referring to 1v1´s, Conq is indeed the one true game mode.

>farmquest shitters

Fafnir, probably

>Not being a pussy conqueror
>Not making the foe laners part of your farm

do we know anything about him? Possible abilities and class?

Another assassin

His 4 is an ult.

People were saying Ajax was working on a guardian.

he has 4 abilities and a health bar.
at least

>inb4 it's a stance change
You never know with norse gods.

Be careful with that information

Fafnir may have a stance change into a Dragon

I would dig a thing where Awilix spouts nonsense while believing she's talking to Suku

Got my 5500 which god should i buy ?

who do you have so far

Baka,nü wa and ah muzen cab

you need a warrior or guardian. I'd go Tyr. He's the best warrior in this game. My favorite warrior.

>smitten streaming on mother's day

Harsh man

what if

hear me out

what if we just take paladins and smite

right?

and we make it one game

Ive heard that he is quite difficult.

that would be stupid

What if i fuck you in the ass

no, just no

fair enough. He is hard to master but when you do he's amazing and so god damn rewarding.

Go for Bellona. She's also a good warrior but easier to use.

Just started playing the game, how do you guys feel about Wukong? I rented him because monkey gods are fuckin ill and I actually ended doing okay with him in a few matches. The transform is great for when I wanna run away like a huge coward

He's shit.

>Tfw you lost all your exploit skins

It took them awhile, I thought I was safe ;_;

haha gottem!

>thinking that they'd get away with it

Nobody is safe. It'll take them a month or two to get everyone but they'll get everyone.

so battleborn?

>Loki
>Kuang
>Serqet
If you are an assassin and have 50 ways to escape and can chase through the map with ease, it's fucking cancerous.

>I only exploited a few times
>they didnt remove any of the skins I got

neato