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Most recent Bracket: challonge.com/ShitpostsNewAnons
Next Tournament: May 20th, NA

>Veeky Forums League Poll
docs.google.com/forms/d/1waNc94C3FCm9cZ10C0MQBXAOEbWphGtC1NirLKrRCIU/viewform

wtf

>it's a pro censorship/anti free speech episode

Based Tentacle for Arms value

Double Reno boys

DOUBLE RENO OFF MONKEY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Just played against a Fedora Warrior running 2x Coldlight Oracle. I've never seen them in that deck before, is it some kind of hot new meme or something?

>playing hearthstone on phone in bed while gf is showering
>doing decent, about to win
>she comes in, pussy fresh shaven and drops it on my face while sucking my dick
>can't see shit, just give up and eat that coochie
>lose game, bust a nut in her mouth
>she swallows

Feels good man

Payton lucktarded so hard on literally every single RNG based outcome this game.

LE TENTACLES AND EXTRA EYES CORRUPTION
SO ORIGINAL

DIGITAL
ATHLETICS

TENTACLES FOR PENISES

>Playing double Tentacle for arms
Retard alert

>double reno
>double tentacles for arms

Hide you Japanese waifus

First for OC

This nzoth paladin is the single most unfun deck in the history of hs, beating even priest

>RNGesus giveth
>RNGesus taketh away
Nice game hstards.

Why do people complain about warrior being boring because fatigue but paladin is ok? Healing for 20 gets no shit but gaining 10 from a conditional 7 drop is resident sleeper

I guess if you're trying to force mill, but you don't really have the options a Rogue does to do that effectively.

tfw haven't logged in for a week.

I have more interest watching people play than playing myself.

>5"11 vs 6"1

>every your spell
Stopped reading there
Entomb tirion, entomb sylv
Easy win

>discuss with my friend how Malorok gives tentacles for arms and how tuskarr totemics gives mana tide in 70% of the time or more
>this happens

did they fuck up their rng? How do you even fuck up something like that

Has anyone even far as decided what to do look more like?

Because Paladins don't overheal.

That "10 from a conditional 7 drop"- ignoring how easily you can pair it with Brann- can give Warrior at least 40 overall health.

>MANLETS

will they EVER learn

Poor Nox

>Every Eligible Spell that you can Spell Cast on an Eligible Minion or Eligible Hero you can Spell Cast on the previous Ineligible Minion or on the previous Ineligible Hero that you previously could not Spell Cast the Eligible Spell on.

Fixed it for you, the blizzard way.

mooooot

10 mana heal 20 means you don't do anything else with your turn, meanwhile warrior increases board presence and gains armor for 7 mana

cuck

it's like rock paper scissor m8

control warrior is the best overall but loses to pally
control pally loses to priest
control priest loses to everything else

...

I thought it was smoking a cigar.

Forbidden Armor, spend all your mana get 3 armor per crystal spent, Combo, add this to your hand at the end of your turn

me too, me too...

Just curious are you the same guys who spam nigger

JUST

>our guy chakki vs our boy terrence
what do?

I never notice the small one before.

who chakki here

>dont talk to my or my wifes son ever again

If it's someone else's site then sure they can uphold whatever rules they've had since they founded it.
People should know what they're getting into going into it and if they act like an ass then they should be removed.

What really pisses me off though is when the people interpreting the rules change, especially when it becomes a matter of politics.
Then you start alienating a community that has become its own thing and bigger than the sum of its parts.
Except that one asshole who still has his name on the lease and can pull the plug at a moment's notice, he becomes the tyrant with a crew of thugs at the top of the pyramid.

People expect the Internet to be a haven of free speech because the Internet has the most communication.
The free speech is a lot less free if you aren't allowed to speak freely on every medium

The lack of limit on armor is so fucking stupid.

>3 different people
>are you this one guy?

Don't talk to him or his son ever again.

>tfw queuing up Priest against Rogue

also >mfw trying to spell queuing

Don't talk to me or my son ever again

What's this meme I've been seeing lately? Is it supposed to be like kek?
Just kinda looks like you're mooing

Its really smart to have Noxious there. Most players are spaghetti spilling assburgers who can't look someone in the eye. Placing Noxious next to them prevents them from staring at the floor

guys is plural user

>supporting a dindu

but ze french canadian accent gets annoying after a while

that's not the correct spelling

if Terrence wins this, how triggered will /polstone/ be?

it is

Yeah I saw that after I hit submit
Also I just posted it because I felt bad for Nox
He looks so uncomfortable
It's better than Europeans who can't enunciate

not at all, i want him to win

Is Noxious sitting by the desk?

No, it's queueing.

Lothar is much worse with all the ahs and uhs and "I am sorry" and that hasty speech that sounds like he is out of breath

Reminder that Chakki is literally our guy.

every board on the site is /pol/

I'll burn down my local country club and loot the golf pro shop

so all of Veeky Forums is going to be triggered

I would like to see Terrence win because i like renolock.

>not a single Yogg deck on the tournament

Is Noxious sitting down?

user..

You don't know that.

no

>mfw it gets banned again

;_; pls no bully

>Yogg deck
yogg is a tech card you include into a heavy spell-based deck as a hail mary for use in unwinnable situations, not something you build a deck around

are you one of those idiots who called control decks in the loe meta "elise decks" because they all ran elise to beat other elise decks

Someone brought a summoning stone druid with Yogg in it and won a match with it, but he never brought yogg as far as I know

TriHard will be banned

The fuck are you on about?

SCAMAZ

Ah, sorry, I should've said "a deck with Yogg" instead, next time I'll be more cautious not to trigger your autism, user.

Pupil still hasn't beaten the master.

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I didn't know conceal could hit face

I love Chakki, but Terrence is also a cool dude.

I'm happy if either wins tbqh

what is that art
looks almost rob liefeld

That's a lazy shop.

When the hell did Anduin turn into Reed Richards?

Nice try, fampai

/ss/?

>Chakki brings Zoo and 3 control decks
>Easy top 2
Is aggro dead professionally?

Dunno. The style seems to change constantly.

lewd

>Paladin is rewarded for losing card advantage

why is this allowed?

Chakki is writing a novel because paladin is so boring to play?

>it's a double flamestrike double blizzard arena episode

I want weebs to leave.

By the Holy Light!

That's what they use to write notes and keep track of their deck/opponents deck because no deck tracker

>30 word essay due tomorrow but watching a nigger and ome obese fuck competing in digital athletics