/dsg/ - Dark Souls and Demon's Souls

Is there a list somewhere of all moves that can't be parried?

Needs more options like good pvp, bad pve and vice versa etc.

xth for is the woghammer worth building into? Do you get hyperarmor on the cast?

No

>chubby crow
WHERE

user died on his way to his home bonfire

That would require a bit more in-depth of a survey, which kind of defeats the purpose of a straw poll.

Yes and yes

is this the full image?

No. She's got a big floppy cock in the original.

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how do you deal with fire surge if you're an ultra weapon user and they have sub-31% equip load so it's impossible to catch them in rolls?

Why doesn't Patches save Greirat when you send him after him to Lothric Castle?

Isn't he supposed to do so if he has the Catarina armour in his inventory?

>People still think Firelink Shrine isn't an illusion

I want to rip the crow's spine and then fuck her cloaca with a toblerone

I mean:
- A good game
- A game with good pvp but bad pve
- A game with good pve but bad pvp
- A bad game

Im drooling

>non-comperative options
user my "good" could be completely different from another person's "good" unless there's an anchor it's being compared off of, on top of that you're splitting the votes of dissenters amongst three categories wheras supporters are going to only have one button they need to push

just ask people to rank the games in order

I don't know

This game would be infinitely improved if more bosses had dialogue

Leonhard and Hawkwood are sassy as fuck during their fights, for example

Imagine Pope Sully shitting on your face every time he scored a hit

>out of cracked red eye orbs

the fun is over

What's with the ninja guy?

Impossible to save him thus far you had a bunch of people try different scenarios for weeks and no luck yet

Though there is dialogue of him saying anri saved him from lothric so yea

Still taking requests. Follow the pic rules for screenshots.

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People who are getting watchdog invasions, what SL/weapon upgrade level are you generally? I'm getting jackshit, and I dunno if I'm too high or too low or what.

just go get the full one... it takes like 10 mins tops

>Why doesn't Patches save Greirat when you send him after him to Lothric Castle?

It's explicitly stated that thieves don't come back from Lothric Castle. Greirat never had a chance.

He was looking for that LAST BIG SCORE and he got fucked.

F

still salty from last thread huh?

did you get all from last threaD?

where

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>Imagine Pope Sully shitting on your face every time he scored a hit
>hit you with his Greatsword of Judgement grab attack

he'll save him in irythil if seigward can't

>Though there is dialogue of him saying anri saved him from lothric so yea

probably cut content, but how would that even work?

Thanks for the reminder i need to draw porn of this crow.

Also, here's the latest one. I've got 30 requests to do so far and I've only got 4 done.

I have. I am monitoring last thread in case there are late entries. Latest one I have is Celeste of Carim.

Sulyvahn being silent makes his character more interesting, but Oceiros proves that talking bosses can have a lot of impact.

For example, Yhorm could have said something if you fought him solo, but stayed silent if Siegward was with you. That would have been neat.

Twin Princes could have had some more dialogue too, but what they did have was pretty memorable.

>being a chubby chaser

>being gay

i just didnt want to have to download the folder to see if mine was there.

I'll do it later.

"Vincent dials up!" Will be a great splash, I'm sure.

Just bemused at how people can be so wrong about something, really. There are literally people who think dropping down a ledge is a sign you've travelled back in time. Bizarre.

>literally no indication whatsoever that Ludleth's skillset involves illusions
>NUHHHH IT'S AN ILLUSION IT'S ALL AN ILLUSION

Illusory Anor Londo had actual in-game justification, this Ludleth meme is riding solely on the fact that Gwyndolin did it first

>dancer scores a hit on you
>BWLARRRRGH

How much would you pay for a stealth game taking place in the Souls universe starring Grierat and/or Patches?

>pizza sauce

More fun than DaS 3

>can't think of a catch phrase

WHY IS THIS SO HARD?

what's a good weapon to use for a pyro build in pvp that isn't witch's locks?

>invader/host only

>running R1's
>rolling R1's
>just R1's
>parry spams

>all of them lose because being predictable is the worst thing you can be in pvp

Every

Time

Is being endlessly gank spanked by 3 faggots with straight swords my eternal reward for wanting to have some fights?

>dropping down a ledge
>not bonfire warping

You retard, the entire game takes place around the time of the Untended Graves (i.e. the past). Firelink Shrine isn't an illusion, it's the future.

Oh hey it the water fag equivalent for porn

>not liking T H I C C
gay

Fuck I dropped the ball at the end there

Good shooting Weyland

styx is the closest to this

Well that sucks.

What's the point of being able to send Patches after him if Greirat dies anyway? Since the exact same works when you do it in Irithyll, it just seems weird.

I have a feeling this questline is unfinished.

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would fucking play

>implying Yhorm's dialogue wouldn't be him blubbering about how he failed to protect his imouto

Fel'Sain purges the unclean!

What is the best SL to get summoned as a Dorkmoon?

youtube.com/watch?v=vd718NyMzxQ

around 3 minutes

No idea likely why it was cut doesn't give much info. Or maybe it's like poise and the trigger was never put in

>sl80
>invading before twin princes
>going well
>get a host named Crystal Dragon or someshit
>all of the mobs are dead
>they're sitting at the bottom of the stairs with homing soul mass active
>get closer and realize it's a dragonbro
>swap to my UGS to 2-shot them
>they turn around and wiggle their staff
>all of the soul masses fire off at once (apparently they stagger)
>take that and some massive doom spell to the face
>all of my 1400 health goes in less than a second
>they do the hey gesture as I fade out in shame
>it's a girl
What just happened?

>it's a forced stealth area

Is this weapon some kind've elaborate ruse? A prank? Like the devs were fucking chuckling to themselves as they made it?

> Alright, so the weapon art is that he punches the ground and a burst of flame knocks people directly in front of him into the air
> That sounds strong, lets give it a long windup so anyone can roll away easily
> Ok, lets also force him to do a retard spin attack that you can roll out of halfway through or interrupt with pretty much anything

Why? Why would they do this? Could've been like the bonefist.

this is a nice detail they didn't have to add

Please help!

How do I get summoned by WotB?

What level and weapon level do I need? Please

would it be unsportsmanlike to use the bloodlust's weapon art then heal?

Thank you

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>tfw the WA could have been a flaming uppercut

>there are people who still think the Ashen One isn't Ocelotte

>WHY IS THIS SO HARD?
there you go, lad

If you do it before the fight I don't mind

It could have been amazing.

What, the lichen on the railing?

>there are still people who don't know that solaire is ocelotte

what the fuck? did you miss the part where the bell never rang in Dark Firelink, and that the Unkindled never arose there? The rest of the game is in-tune with Firelink Shrine, the Flameless Shrine is the future

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>No idea likely why it was cut doesn't give much info

Probably because Anri's A questline ends at Smouldering Lake, user. There's literally no way for her (male) to save Greirat with her questline the way it is because either she dies at Anor Londo or she dies at Smouldering Lake.

Either way, Anri never makes it to Lothric Castle, and therefore can't save Greirat.

>there will never be a Souls game with cuhrayzee combat

really? do you have a pale tongue? talk to the guy who gave you the cracked ones

get the key. kill the Darkwraith get his orb its literally under the 2nd bonfire

Freya wants to go back to Drangleic!

>invade
>kill sun faggot
>host rolls all the way back to bonfire, continues to roll forever until he can resummon his buttbuddy
>only then does he start attacking

yes, i'm mad

I just want bone fist again.
it was the most fun i ever had in any souls agame.

>right hand bone fist
>left hand majestic greatsword

fun was literally allowed.

You just got rekt by a dragonsis. Also: she posts here.

Nioh is pretty cuhrazee, at least there are acrobatics n shiet.

>the Flameless Shrine is the future

It can't be the future because Iudex Gundyr happens AFTER Champion Gundyr

Untended Graves needs to have happened before Cemetery of Ash for him to make sense

here's a better shot

I decided do pirate DaS1 and I need to ask, is Quelaag's Sword and the Dragonslayer spear worth anything?
Sorry for bad screenshot

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Lets it rip!

You can edit out the swooshes if you need to.