Dota 2 General - /d2g/

OLD MEMES edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/21660/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
Cosmetic items: dota2lounge.com/

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steamcommunity.com/id/natecdur/
steamcommunity.com/id/xionxang
youtube.com/watch?v=JQSDAIZ6oJU
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

this fat fuck is stealing millions

is it okay to go to a LAN alone?

i dont have any friends

Yeah I actually just tested it. This is how much damage lina's level 1 laguna blade does to a wolf. Laguna fucking blade. On a wolf creep. It can survive 4 laguna blades, by the way. It also regenerates to full fucking HP in 5 seconds and that's without vlad's aura.

Sure, those wolfs will be dying all the time in team fights! Just dying instantly the moment the enemy team shoots out more than 1,800 AoE magical damage against completely invisible wolves with 650 move speed! Also Lycan can't resummon (it's impossible don't even try!!)

>you
>in charge of knowing shit about this stupid fucking game
get fucked kid, you just got fucking told.

>It's a "Your team picked 3 supports after you did and let the game to 45 minutes" episode

Listen up you fags you want to make bkb good this is how you do it

I have studied this


>STR bonus from +10 to +20
>Damage bonus from +24 to +50

FIXED

So which of these would be the best? I played two games with Nature's Prophet and did relatively well. Also did one with the Windranger but didn't kill a single guy.

Awoo~

>d2g
>trying to nuke 80% magic res unit

only perverts play 2d girls

arc warden

BKB honestly deserves something like this with how many nerfs it's gotten consistently throughout patches and how expensive the piece of paper to build it is. You can't even rebuy it for a fresh 10 seconds anymore. It's such a garbage item. I'm so disappointed every time I'm forced to waste 1 item slot for it. I used to be proud to have that shit in my inventory, now i'm just annoyed that I have 1 slot that's doing almost nothing but still retains a little bit of function that is absolutely vital against some times.

>enemy team
>slark, bloodseeker, medusa, ursa, carry vengeful spirit

>your team
>crystal maiden, shadow demon, mirana, venomancer, visage

>you still manage to lose early game

venge is perfect for beginners
mirana is pretty simple too

Oh, also did Drow Ranger and I liked her but still didn't do anything helpful. My best game was Skywrath Mage but he wasn't very good at running away.

>jgh? jewish general hospital?
just got home

deym you are stupid

Only gays don't

puck and queen of pain are fun and easy

Wind runner is the best there. Storm spirit is only for skilled players. Arc Warden is a trash ass hero, don't listen to the other guy.

why are you talking to me? is your bfs dick not big enough?

its just there to prevent permakiting for the first fights while you get more farm
its dead as a lategame item and part of the usual carry survivability kit, you just get stats+lifesteal instead.

>pick morphling
>farm eblade
now thats some nuking

steamcommunity.com/id/natecdur/

PLEASE PLAY WITH ME, I'M TIRED OF PLAYING IN PuGS.

ADD ME, LOVE ME, PLAY WITH ME.

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Someone should make a Dota tabletop rpg so I can pretend to be Lanaya :3 and roleplay with you turds

boys should pretend to be boy heroes

steamcommunity.com/id/xionxang

add me dotards :3

>play captains mode
>draft 5 melee str stun heroes
>win

can anything be simpler?

>try to unwrap lvl 16 Tool
>"dota profile isnt high enough"
>my dota level is 21

wtf doturds. this is my smurf but wtf

no, all the best heroes are girls

>int growth from 15+1.75 to 13+1.5
yet another dumb bimbo slut lmao

you aren't a girl though so you can't be one

>venge
>a hero with serious mana problems and no good sustain items available to her
>good for beginners

>best
>heroes
I'm sorry but there is only 1 best hero.

Your dota level isn't 21. Youre "experience trophy" level is 21./ your profile level is lower than 16

>you have to roleplay what you are irl
guess everyones playing Pudge KEK

>guess everyones playing Pudge KEK
well yes
there is a reason why he is the 2nd most picked hero

How is that not good for beginners. It teaches the importance of spell placement and shows that spells are powerful and cost a lot to use and you shouldn't just spam them all the time. That's a good introduction to the game coming from other games.

is that a boy or a girl?

Girl. Get got titties.

makes sense to me

>forced 50 is fake

Because there are heroes who don't have those limits, and the advantages Venge has over them are laughably small and only matter at the professional level.

it just shows how balanced the game is

I had the same thing with a level 10 tool a while ago
Ironically, I tried again recently at level fucking 30 and finally opened it
it wasn't worth it, I want the present back to stick on my profile again
I had to buy a Spelunker's Fedora to replace it

Man, i wish i could download custom dota 2 skins, there are not that many good ones or support

>Luna's battle outift is a tight bodysuit
Why?

Its a custom game not a skin

so which one of you is this

aeroassnamics

ME WANT BATTLE PASS

ME WANT HAT

RED ARE YOU STILL HERE
POST UNCENSORED OF YOUR RECENT CM AND TRESDIN SKETCH
I KNOW YOU'RE HERE

natural 50 =/= forced 50

youtube.com/watch?v=JQSDAIZ6oJU

LOL

>serious mana problems
get arcanes, doesnt matter if you arent optimizing at beginner level
and venge doesnt need sustain shit, a forcestaff and maybe a medallion, anything beyond that is luxury.

she has one of the most basic stuns, a simple aoe effect, a passive, her ult is the only thing you could have trouble with, and thats easily fixed by just using it as a chase mechanism.

how is that harder than pretty much everything else he has selected there?

God i hate that autistic fuck. nevr fgt ti3

Why isn't techies highlighted there?

I'm pretty much always here

Also nah I don't feel like it.
Is not even that good, why does it matter?

Been away for a while, but how did d2g find Amber's picture?

because nipples are the best part of boobs
id rather see a nude A cup instead of a dd in a bra

is that just brown hair Sheever?

Why is everything about Winter Wyvern so sexually charged?

dear god what the fuck is that?

A man.

wheres is this from?

smuggiest lizard ive seen

Sup

hey

Black? rofl?

>Is not even that good, why does it matter?

You drew it for ME Red, it is GOOD, and it DOES matter. Thanks bud

>tfw no SingSing Overwatch stream

>The absolute game losing, trashcan stack that was on your team last game and had a 0-11 Enigma that RAGEQUIT is now on the enemy team and is a well oiled genocide machine that shit talks you nonstop

I'm so sick of this fucking game man

where the fuck do i see muh dota profile then doturd?

haha yeah the 'ol classic

Eh
I'm glad you like it but there's too much wrong with it to feel fullfilled

lol too often pham, too often

>Le masculine nonwhite dominating white girl

Fuck off you disgusting cuck and never post here again.

this

Sounds like it's really eating away at you my man, best choice of action would be to put as much time and effort as you can into the greatest LC abusing CM picture the world has ever seen

>he doesn't enjoy ntr
?

But this weaver having a threesome with CM and LC.

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tweet that shit at her fastest block of your life

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If brown isn't of your liking we also have green, blue or purple

it's a never ending cycle

I get it! I think.

what?

>desolate tempest double mirror image spirit lance
what did he mean by this?

>not making a portfolio dedicated to loli pugna

ability draft you tard

fuTA~

actually who the fuck is this and why are 'they' always in these threads as of late

llamadownsyndromes boyfriend

S&Y or Manta Style after completing your Battlefury on Yurnero?

So /d2g/ who is the most cancer hero of 6.87 and why is it slark

FUCK

why do gross people do this shit FUCK

they don't see it

I keep getting bullied in lane and I think I like it...

to show off da goods my nigg@

manta

manta cause you have illusions and your illusions are good and you can push with them