World of Warships General /wowsg/

Begging Jew and Drunk American Edition

Patch notes:
worldofwarships.com/en/news/common/055-update-notes/

Stat tracker/Stalk your favorite wowsg
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>Useful Information:
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>In-game chat channel
EU Channel: "Official Veeky Forums channel", password is "vidya"
NA Channel: Search for 'Veeky Forums' channel by Antibully ranger
SEA Channel: Veeky Forums

NA: [KUMA]: na.wargaming.net/clans/1000021519
EU: [NOFUN]: eu.wargaming.net/clans/500011239/

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First for Greg

I'm feeling generous because today's been a fun day for me.

Write your name, favorite ship and why you deserve a premium ship. I'll gift any premium ship you want.

first for wave is as slutty as hotel

The_Squid_Lord
Budy is my favorite because it's guns are great

i need atago because i have literally 50k credits i my port after buying yamat

t. wave

no fuck off go away

MoriartyHolmez gib atago because I will show you the tastiest bote doujins

GREG HAS BEEN WITNESSED BY IMMORTAN CROC, HE SHALL RIDE ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME

YOU CAN BE WITNESSED TOO IF YOU POST "THANK YOU BASED QT HOTEL AND GREG IN THE THREAD"

SlayMad
Midway
Gift me a Tirpitz or 13k doubloons and I'll be ur t9/10 CVnt bitch

F22xRaptor, my favorite ship is Iowa because she's the only worthy shipfu that's still alive today and because I've been deep inside her. I deserve a premium ship because I don't have an Atlanta and I want to troll the shit out of the general by receiving one for free. Also I'll stream myself playing it for you.

Greg you have been witnessed for you will shine in all glory with joy to Valhalla

WITNESS ME

THANK YOU BASED QT HOTEL AND GREG IN THE THREAD

>being a jew
>receiving free stuff all the time
oh world, you will never change

>Nagato
>18 hits
>20K damage
>still in 6th place out of 12 by xp
>in a tier 9 game
"Report everyone on your team" option when?

wtf did i just walk into?

what is going on?

the end of wave's self respect

Mad_Croc, I actually dont need a premium ship, I already have atago,murmansk, and aurora, plus im a horrible person that doesnt deserve love theres that too, but I dont have a US BB yet so a texas would be nice or an ishizuchi but eh,

t. croc

JakeNS
Minekaze and all the different flavors of Minekaze
I don't

I'm some SEAfag and I love my Hotel. I want the premium to go to someone less fortunate because I was a good goy and bought all the premiums I wanted already :^)

YOU HAVE BEEN WITNESSED WARBOY, RIDE ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME

the end of /wowsg/'s self respect

> tfw you will never get a free ship

jdimsa.

also...who is greg?

>check wowsg
>see this thread

Now we know why wave sucks gregs cock.

...

>implying wave ever had self respect

Does Greg rage in WoWS as mush as in WoT?

Yes, absolutely.

Well, even /wtg/ never got as desperate as to beg for free premiums from a random user. And I thought it was pretty bottom barrel on the "General self respect" thing.

Greg go to sleep

You have Minorities to balance tomorrow

> look at his stats
> won over 80% of games last 2 months
> rage with the force of a thousand suns

will greg ever be happy?

Why would we pass up free shit?

Self worth?

>> won over 80% of games last 2 months

never knew Greg was that good at WoTS

>I'm so noble I won't accept gifts from strangers!
fuck off

>This mad

user, there is a difference between accepting a gift and begging for one. Begging for one that likely won't come either.

Buddy, self worth =/= profits.

WoWS isn't that hard m8

>A. We’re planning to go over the AA configuration of several ships, including Atago. These changes should come in patch 0.5.6., but Atago will remain as it is for now.
QUAD BOFORS
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First to get doubles get Atago or Kutuzov

don't forget to include name

but all it takes is for someone to throw chum into shark infested waters for this crap to fester.

the begging will continue.

>mad

I'm not mad user, just disappointed.

The_Squid_Lord

>89

>including Atago
ah blin, ship of not p2w enough!

can i re-roll?
rip, so close

there's a difference between giving up free shit and constantly shitposting to get people to keep buying you stuff

Crisismak3r

you never know
t.squid

gnight /wowsg/
pls regain your self respect tomorrow.

Atago is pure P2W I agree, but I've gotta give WG credit on this one, here's the full answer.
>A. We’re planning to go over the AA configuration of several ships, including Atago. These changes should come in patch 0.5.6., but Atago will remain as it is for now. The problem doesn’t lie in the difficulty of the whole process since changing the AA configuration on one ship isn’t indeed a highly complex task. However, in the current meta, Atago is performing to the limits of being “overpowered”, and a new AA configuration would make her even more powerful. If we’d do that, we would have to make balancing changes, and you know very well how players would react to the rebalance of a tier 8 premium ship. In brief, Atago will remain as it is for now.

Ohjeezums here, I'll gift anyone who teamkills raptor and posts a screenshot any premium of their choice.

tl;dr

we don't want to upset our fat, paying whales

Man I teamkill any namefag I see from /wowsg/ ingame for free already

>begs for stuff
>pretends like he isn't part of the problem
go to bed holmes and think about your life choices

at least they're self aware

Can someone gift me doubloons? I am actually someone everyone loves because I am the nicest person here.

T. Anumati

That's a big bait.

OYYYYYYY VEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

go back to chucking rocks at palestinians wave
otherwise give me free shit

Good lord this general is infested with namefaggotry.

Can someone gift me a langley so I can get highest damage on NA :^)

not me senpai ;_;

>I will never get anything for free

>wave
oy vey wrong again

raptor how dare you make me make wave cry.
[please buy me something with all your twitch money[/spoiler]

>$4 of doubloons

>can't even spoiler
nvm im going back to bed

why did you let the previous thread die and didn't even give a link to it in the original post of this one

Have some advice, friend. Highlight the text you want to spoiler, then go ctrl + S

sleep tight

I have been using Veeky Forums for years and i still type out the spoiler. holy fucking shit

i want to impregnate murakumo

exhentai.org/g/932540/79d41cb0aa/
Iowa-Yamato doujin hot off the kancolle /a/ thread.

>chinese
wow its nothing

Iowa is legitimately unplayable, holy shit. Fucking Izumo was a cakewalk compared to this shit.

>thin belt armor
>trash TDS
>speed isn't as good as advertised
>guns can't hit shit
>rear gun is useless unless you want to get citpenned
>lel 920 meters turn radius with a 20 second rudder shift
>massively long, can't eurobeat through torpedo spreads at all
>secondaries may as well not exist
>superstructure exists to take 9k per salvo from cruisers
>meme AA can't actually defend you from even tier 7 planes
>visible for fucking eternity
>every single fucking hit from a torpedo literally kills everything

Who the fuck said this thing was good. At least the god damned North Carolina was maneuverable. I'm averaging 45,000 fucking damage more in my Amagi after 50 games than I am in this shit after 25.

No one would even mention it unless you state how you screwed up spoilering something, yknow? Easy to miss.

>speed isn't as good as advertised
Because it's not her historical top speed of 33knots. They "nerfed" her before she was even in the game.

>meme AA can't actually defend you from even tier 7 planes
AA has always been a meme.

>not dominating in Iowa
sounds like you need to #gitgud

Don't worry, Tomahawks added soon ))))))))))))))))))))

Buff soon incoming

>t.shitter

Don't hide your name user

>go bow on to an Amagi in my NC
>he just citpens me right through the nose
>my shells just splash around him as he sits broadside infront of me

fucking))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

9mm1n
Hipper and Yorck[spolier]
I deserve a premium ship I can support other /wowsg/ admirals at SEA server;^)
If you like, send me either a Tripitz, Atago or Kutuzov. I prefer the Tripitz though

jujuham
SEA

I'm not asking for much, just a Murmansk so that it's easy on your walletand easy on mine too :^)

>all these people sucking dicks for a prem ship
You all look so pathetic but it's hilarious.

Regarding question on the "actual botes".

Is probably accurate

I know one of the drawfags posted something for the "Tsunmati" drawfag requests ended up on a temp ban for posting off-topic.

So with that level of autism babysitting this thread, drawfags will be chased off.

Ryuujou, because you can chop up a full course meal on a chest that flat.
And despite being the target of nonstop bullying on that point, the cutie will still help out any and all who need help. Even at cost of life and limb.
And since the CBT, despite posting with an RJ just about every time when discussing Carriers in WOWS... She still consistently gets me flagged as being Anumati by you Autists who can't believe anybody plays CV's and isn't him.


Eh, why the hell not. ,
Shootmedead

>tfw no 053 release Hakuryu with AP bombs
Hold me boys

>implying a line of text on a message board is the same as physically sucking a dick
or maybe Im sucking your dick right now?

I know this isn't real but Wren

I'm brand new to botes and wouldn't mind a shot at a credit earner

How does one improve his overall stats?

They told me the Kongo was supposed to be good but I still cant hit shit with it.

Time to grind cruisers and DDs

battleships in general suck. I don't know why anyone plays them
>woops RNG fucked my dispersion now I have to wait an other 30 seconds

Holy shit dude. Is that yours?

Thanks for the games Mako.
Time to sleep.

yes...
i know it's bad

>whoops, a battleship sneezed in my direction, there goes half my health
>whoops, that guy is WASD hacking, now I have to wait a minute to reload torpedoes
>whoops, I went down the carrier line for some reason
Every class has its highs, every class has its lows.

the other things are a lot less RNG reliant though. BBs are basically the SPGs of WoWs. click at the enemy and hope for big damage then reload for half a minute or more