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How fares your empire, /gsg/?
This day in history, May 9th: 1386 Treaty of Windsor between Portugal and England (the oldest diplomatic alliance in the world which is still in force) 1941 British intelligence at Bletchley Park breaks German spy codes after capturing Enigma machines aboard the weather ship Muenchen 1945 World War II: The Soviet Union marks Victory Day 1960 US becomes the first country to legalize the birth control pill 1962 The Beatles sign their 1st contract with EMI Parlophone
>Germany >rejected the Romans' civilization >be mercenaries for the Romans but failed to defend their empire >slave to the Frank >Emperor drowned before fighting >caused the 30 years war that killed 1/3 Europe population >H >R >E >conquered by the French >lost both World Wars, even Italy managed to win one >women raped by Russian >cucked for Ahmed now
Josiah Gray
6.3th for Stellaris
Jaxon Wood
jannies removed some posts and now the other one is under bump limit
Grayson Wright
>BLUNDERIS
Brayden Lee
>the first ever thread which will have real stellaris screenshots Y E S E S
John Garcia
no autists, it's not 10 minutes. it's 10 minutes, 1 hour delay and 1 hour for the download. then 6 hours for the cracking and the upload.
Lincoln Flores
literally 8 minutes until 2 hour download
Anthony Brooks
6.3
Mason White
what the fuck happened to report and ignore poster
Joseph Hall
Janny, quit hitting the delete button
Blake Perez
7 minutes you cucks
Remember to post your screenshots of xenos getting genocided
>Part of this is the fault of the overly passive AI. If they’re stronger than you, they might declare war. If they’re not, they don’t do anything. It took me 50 hours and three games, progressively raising the difficulty and giving a computer empire a huge buff before they declared war on me for the first time. >In one game, I had a powerful enemy empire declare war on the weakest member of my alliance, even though all their wargoals were my planets - they attacked my little brother to get to me. They won the war, and slowly worked their way across my empire, destroying my entire infrastructure, and I couldn’t surrender to get out of it because I wasn’t the empire who was initially targeted.. I spent an hour or two just watching in increasing frustration before giving up and starting a new game.
Jace Allen
6,3 minutes
Daniel Torres
and I will be the the creator of that thread :^D WAGGLEYOURWILLIES123 was me, just stopped namefagging
Lincoln Thompson
Who /gonnawaitaweekortwobeforepiratingstellarissothatthebiggestbugswillalreadybepatched/ here?
Bentley Cooper
>Having shit Internet
Brayden Russell
By xenos I assume you mean those faggy apes who call themselves hoomans or something like that
Noah Price
will someone let us pirate it? put it in the archive at least?
5 MINUTES
Parker Martinez
>no peaceful victory conditions >no map modes >no control over combat once it starts (only retreat) >with bigger galaxies the game performance is shit >no deep internal politics >slaves can't rebel >generic chase enemy combat >no trade routes, embargoes, etc...
Juan Sullivan
>mfw janny is butthurt on me speaking truth
Sebastian Green
>1 hour to download 4 gigs
Aaron Diaz
What does it say?
Nicholas Perry
>DLC can fix it.
Camden Carter
>slaves can't rebel this can't be
Daniel Torres
>The vast majority of my time playing was spent staring at the screen, waiting for something, anything interesting to happen. It usually didn’t. And campaigns can last for dozens of hours. >If they’re not, they don’t do anything. It took me 50 hours and three games, progressively raising the difficulty and giving a computer empire a huge buff before they declared war on me for the first time.
Tyler Wright
>Stellaris fag >Telling other people to go back to /v/eddit No.
Luis Bell
Accurate? I want to get this right. I have a score to settle with the United Nations of Earth.
David Richardson
>fault of the overly passive AI. If they’re stronger than you, they might declare war. If they’re not, they don’t do anything.
WOOOW BUGGED AI MECHANICS
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THEY COULD DECLARE WAR ON ME IF THEY WERE STRONGER THAN ME?
Wyatt Morales
t. Johan
Sebastian Robinson
>>>>>>>>>>IGN kek
Lincoln Hernandez
>Stop shitposting faggot
Levi Ross
6.3
Ayden Wright
>Start as Savoy >Manage to outbench the french >Blob into gascoine to take rightul italian clay from filthy frogs 6MLJH-OJ3WN-46LDR >Once I got enough land I decide to just go into Sardinia to form SP >After forming SP I decide to form Italy, to unify the Italian people onder the superior Piedmontese culture >Decide to form Roman Empire because I can GDUKA-PLX65-LGF1E >After some fucking around I get all the land needed to form Rome >See that some germanics like me >Manage to convince them to make me the HRE emperor >Start adding all my land to >H >R >E >Form it because why the fuck not >Decide to succumb to revolution because could be hella fun Q9BXW-T3DO8-UHOIF
Man, this was a fun one.
Benjamin Allen
>Sedentary
Nah its 4th Reich is all about acquiring that space lebensraum
Carson Lewis
>slow breeders
yep, sounds right
Angel Wright
They disabled it. For now, probably.
Kayden Barnes
>the fourth reich >leader isn't aryan
you dun goofed
Alexander Martin
pretty much what im doing except i threw in xenophobe as my 3 minor whatevers with no fanatic
Nicholas Lopez
>no peaceful victory conditions Just like Victoria, Crusader Kings, and EU >no map modes Just like Victoria, Crusader Kings, and EU >no control over combat once it starts (only retreat) Just like Victoria, Crusader Kings, and EU >with bigger galaxies the game performance is shit Just like Victoria, Crusader Kings, and EU >no deep internal politics Just like Victoria, Crusader Kings, and EU >slaves can't rebel False. >generic chase enemy combat Just like Victoria, Crusader Kings, and EU >no trade routes, embargoes, etc... Pls buy Stellaris merchant dlc.
Kevin Edwards
Thread theme. It represents perfect /gsg/ post-Stellaris, ravaged and ruined by the hordes of /v/ and Reddit who think this pitiful attempt at a 4x game is Grand Strategy. youtube.com/watch?v=3ebQYH6EpJ8
Jacob Nguyen
stellaris is NOT a gs game
Samuel Sullivan
I hope that g2a will deliver my key in time.
Cooper Lopez
He's correct, though. Grand strategy is a terrible genre.
Camden Morgan
>not fanatic spiritual
You have much to learn
Ayden Jackson
>Just fuck our shit up
Jordan Allen
>Shitposter thinks that makes any difference Put a fucking bullet inside your head
Blake Smith
Anyone gonna make a MP session?
Carson Moore
>buying it when you know there will be 100+ dollary doos of dlc can't wait to get the game for FREE
Noah Brown
fuck off back to your steamgroup
Aiden Gomez
piratebro here, I second this
why would any of you spend 100$+ on GS cuz of jewhan
Matthew Reed
where do i input codes?
Jaxson Clark
>not even valid ones
You don't even know how to bait.
Jacob Williams
lol no
Elijah Allen
>ai won't pursue victory conditions, just do its own thing >victory conditions can be disabled anyway
Isaac Watson
Couldn't pick the leader in the editor I used, Regardless im going straight down the biology route and design my very own master race.
Landon Ward
just stop being so edgy lad
Jose Brooks
You fucking retard. Of course the game isn't finished. Have you ever heard of DLC? Paradox has to release the game in stages so they can afford to give us the highest quality gameplay. If they released everything for $40 they would go bankrupt dipshit, and who would make grand strategy games then? Shut the fuck up and buy the game you asshole.
Henry Allen
Hoi4s release will be worse. Much worse.
Austin Gray
>american education
Parker Bell
You might miss out on some memes if you do that, user.
Mason Collins
t. cuck
Angel Barnes
I think divine mandate sounds fun, being a godlike king to an entire race is coo for my complexes
Xavier Parker
Yeah. Let's play together, user.
Ethan Campbell
Nah this is worse because all the hype and shilling surrounding it.
We know HoI4 will be a disappointment.
Joseph Thompson
edgy>dull
Camden Baker
6/3
Caleb Bell
Is Stellaris supposed to come out now, or an hour from now? I'm confused
Gabriel Jenkins
>disabled for now >literally 5$ DLC so they change a 0 to 1
