Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General /xivg/

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>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde & Yokai Watch Collab Preview
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>Previously on /xivg/:

booty

naka bp

gassy

kys chemo, sick fuck

Well this is off to a great start.

xth for cats

xth for gamers who are straight and also enjoy video games

boys

Any good linkshells out there you guys would recommend?

Just looking for some social LS since leveling is boring without an fc/ls.

tank c@

putty i luv u

Picture unrelated.

>the men who post here
>straight
yeah k

>Straight
don't be a mado

lazy party finder queue posting

...

Same

yeah. what about it

you might be straight but you're still a cuck

stab any good backs lately

>wanted to be friends with moni back then
>might get backstabbed
>might become another meme of the month

at least the ebins are better than terag...

xivg is just as shit as terag

Don't remind me.............

me 2

Was that vid posted yesterday of Elk cumming legit?

oh okay

Not yet, but watch yourself kid.

You? Straight? Bwahahahaha

Nah, was just some rando grabbed off /soc/

>so the memes are true

such is life...

it's not even a meme though

no u don't

no because i make this general really good

need a healer and 2 dps for a4 normal on aether

ugly

>tfw friend begs me to get into discord with him and do dungeons
>tfw he rarely says a word
He has an open mic and i conistantly hear discord go off in the background and he stops tanking to type.
>tfw we wiped on brute justice because he stopped to send a message

this

they pretended it was me but its not

>caught feelings
>it's going to be 3k to go and see them
Th-this stinks desu.....

Never fall in love with the man behind the character

It's 2 bad we could have been buds running some experts or something. Oh well... another one lost.

user....

Neenjah, report!

Bring back squid.

Idk, people would believe in anything if it means damaging the reputation of someone they hate.

Clever attempt at damage control but I know better.

I wouldn't worry about it elk. People will bully you but some of us out here still like you.

>not liking Squid-hime

>in love with male character
>tfw the man behind the character is hot too

I dunno. I run experts with my friends and I just want people to play with when they're off.

RPing does get bland.

I don't like him

>Moni dead as a tank

Seems about right, leave the tanking to me~

where the spuds

are we talking squid hair or the character in general
cause i'm currently squid atm

you're pretty good

im never worried

>squid-hime is catching on
yesss

you could at least tell me you love me before posting about it here...

your loss

dead cause ppl make me not wnat to play them

Okay mr asexual eb'd to the 30 year old bp

As low as my opinion is on shyv in general, I like their ika-hime.

Your hime au ra was cute too

th-thanks

>eb means you're dating them
good one bud

*cums onto me carpet*

>tfw you will never be slapped around with a giant meat cylinder

why live

florida?

The hair, I want the hair.

post more of this cute boy

Well, it's up to you my man. Don't let the Veeky Forums memes dissuade you.

What features could be implemented that keeps shit-for-brains undercutters out of high-end gatherer markets?

tfw you cant sleep so you just end up doing more pest control
i wanna die

Post rare Monis please

Hime cut for elezen and other races when?

Literally me like seven years ago. Pest control was fun, and I wish FFXIV had something like it.

Am I the only one who WANTS to get backstabbed by Moni?

I'm just imagining embracing them and kissing their cute c@lips when I would feel a dagger in my back, blood dripping at first but quickly increasing to a sizable flow, and feeling my life slowly end. It'd be a beautiful, blissful death in the embrace of the person I love.

>I wish XIV had autistic grinds
It does, it's called relic

cute male midlander

Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotations
And if you want these kind of dreams
It's Californication

It's the edge of the world
And all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the East
At least it settles in the final location
It's understood that Hollywood
Sells Californication

Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is that war you're waging?

[Chorus:]
First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Getting high on information
And buy me a star on the boulevard
It's Californication

Space may be the final frontier
But it's made in a Hollywood basement
Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station
And Alderaan's not far away
It's Californication

Born and raised by those who praise
Control of population everybody's been there and
I don't mean on vacation

[Chorus:]
First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar
They're just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn't save the world
From Californication

Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest
There is no test
But this is what you're craving

[Chorus:]
First born unicorn
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

I'm going to marry Alphinaud~!

how hard can you poopsock relic?

very hard

Do it the first week

about this hard

Why would SE get involved when you could just buy up all the undercut mats and sell them back at a profit?

STOP THIS

dont ever say that again

The relic grind of this game is really baby mode.

what

tfw you still have to do one more quest to get ebin blast

It's a modern MMO and not Korean, so yeah of course its tame compared to raid boss camping for pieces of your epic back in Kunark.

Would you do it for me bby?

The market is flooded. I don't think I have the inventory space for even half this shit.

Tfw you get cleared with commission staking yet have enough gear to come back but no friends to play it with

draw my midlander being bullied by minfilia

A closely related MMO to this game, FFXI, wasn't Korean and it took like a year or two to get one relic weapon. I don't really get why they made the relic weapon for this game possible to be obsolete in a few months, easily.

y u hatin

Maybe next time when I see you.

Does anyone know what size feet Shirou has

>it took like a year or two to get one relic weapon.
Because XI was an Everquest clone(not that its a bad thing)
>I don't really get why they made the relic weapon for this game possible to be obsolete in a few months, easily.
Because nobody wants that anymore, and it allows turbo casuals to feel accomplished by doing relic even if it really is a waste of time.

send me a tell, Sugiura Kuma

I don't know about that.

Wicked cool dude

about size "fuck off and stop forcing him as a meme"

5

Whisper me, Emina Sha'ressa. I know all about feet, white-boy.

>I don't know about that.

fuck

why live