Mass Effect General - /meg/

ME:A "hype" edition

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ITT we:

>ME fields
>speys magick
>Afterlife
>Black widow (oh how I adore you)
>BT
>quarian gypsies

Reminder that femshep is hideous

Previously on MEG

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Liara beste waifu

Waifus is gas masks.

*in
Lol.

femshep bestshep

Who /ME: Stellaris/ here?

I plan to buy it in a few months when the major bugs are gone and patches don't break your current savegames any more. looks fucking great though.

>buying SJW shit

you deserve every muslim cock in your ass WG

>not making a Cerberus empire built on enslaving alien species to advance humanity

>not making your own empire

I do expect that kind of retardation from you, autist.

I got a headache just watching the trailer.

I jus saw this pic on /pol/, i actually dont know shit about the game.
But you know, i love to shitpost XD

>going to /pol/

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Whats wrong with that?

Post a picture, a description or drawing of the kind of house that you'd like to settle down in with waifu/husbando. And what kind of planet?

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do they just keep growing ??

well done

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hack it here

On a scale of pure to lewd, how sexuale is youre are waifu?

pure like a synthetic diamond

absolute l*wd

That's boring.

Who is youre are lewd waifu, user?

Pretty lewd, at times pure but mostly lewd.

miri

So what's the purest thing you can see her doing?

Waifu?

What's the lewdest thing you can see them doing?

stfu

your waifu is a neurotic bitch that got gangraped in her youth multiple times
she is bald and acts like a tough guy, but thats fine for you since she can fuck you hard enough in your ass with a krogan strapon

boring waifu best waifu

make children with the best humanity has to offer

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which will be asari children, not human ones.

when going a bit rough on her, she's screaming impregnate me when she clearly knows she is infertile

That's not lewd.

qt female quarian.

Lewdest thing? Dirty sweaty sex in a bush on some alien world, her suit unfurling around her torso like the petal of a flower (With a bunch of tubes and ports detaching, like fueling lines of a saturn V rocket.) Stretching the translucent under membrane of her suit, feeling it give and distend with every touch and pinch. The sun on our backs, the scent of alien flora and earth (and a forgotten bottle of beer.) a few tens of meters away people pass, unaware.

Then brushing dirt off the dress she wears over her stripped down suit and rejoining our friends on the beach like nothing ever happened.
Holding hands.

Miri a good

She can be pretty dang l*wd at times.

suddently the eternal dread sets in reminding her that she always will be a useless cumbucket that will get older, wither and die alone
she excuses herself for a moment leaving user blue balled and clueless in the bed only to hear a single gunshot in the bathroom a few moments later

she can be pretty hang too, at times.

>qt female quarian.
>not revealing yourself as eddrf as you do so
I've been here for years along with you, you know.

What's the lewdest thing she does to you, AWG?

>RWew-Lad2.png

I'm sorry I'll try to make it up to you

I've been wanting to post that since forever.

Well, it's just not particularly lewd. I was expecting something dirtier. Wasn't 10/10 lewd. More like a 7. Not bad, just not great.

>RWew-Lad2.png

Hi OCD.
I didn't think of it.
Also, dat .gif.

Was the 'too' bit always a part of the filename? Because I wrote a fic long ago about Ash turning into a hellcat (As in the fighterplane) once off the battlefield, but that 'too' implies she's a hellcat on the battlefield as well. this blows a hole in my carefully crafted narrative.

>tfw no R2 unit following you around, wiping off sweat when things get too lewd.
Would be a great sl*t alarm system.

shouldnt EA be releasing some promotional Trailers and Advertisments for ME:A any time soon?

Battlefield and CoD got theirs out this month, you would think a blockbuster like ME should be advertised.

Aside from some lousy leaked screenshots and that one visual mechanics video we got nothing so far.

>What's the lewdest thing she does to you, AWG?

Can't think of anything particularly lewd right now. I'm getting kind of hungry.
Sweaty, post-mission sexe in the shuttle/dropship? While whispering lewd stuff in Spanish.

I think so, yeah. She says that implying l*wdity when speaking to her.

>>tfw no R2 unit following you around, wiping off sweat when things get too lewd.

Reminds me of the helmet in Republic Commando.

>tfw of all of the new Star Wars movies on the horizon, there won't be a single one about the Clone Wars, or more specifically, the clone commandos operating
Fucking shits.

Delayed to sometime in 2017. Maybe we get something at E3 in June.

>tfw of all of the new Star Wars movies on the horizon, there won't be a single one about the Clone Wars, or more specifically, the clone commandos operating

cheer up, we'll get a real Rebel next time

Why put money on marketing a sunk ship?

What if she does something lewd with food?

They will probably do something at E3. Something significant. People will either buy it, or they won't. I'm guessing not, since it's Bioware and they know to expect shit by now. BSN will eat it up, though.

bit on the lewd side 2bh

oh shes lewd alright

Too lewd?

>Rogue One trailer when watching Captain America

That goddamn line.

>What if she does something lewd with food?

Like drizzling honey on her perky chest or firm, but soft tummy while I lick it up?

Like that.

OCD no! Do you want to virmire us?

It's melted jelly bean.

Đ“ETH !

Night meg.

sleep tight, don't let Tali rape you

Would meg let their waifu have sex with them while asleep?

of course

So, you'll lick it off, right? If it's just jelly beans.

he would have licked it off in any case

Nonsense. I would never deprive my waifu of her jelly beans.

and they say chivalry is dead

yea right

What do you people look like

like a hughmon

I look liek hughmon I tell u tru cuz I AM hughmon from western erff

MASS
EFFECT
FIELDS

I've got hair, eyes, teeth, some skin.

Activity.

>Activity
I hate that game

apparently it's called "Word Trio" in English, funny.

Never heard of it.

it's a pretty popular board game in Germany, but it's shit, believe me

batarians

are

polite

And they deserve our respect as people.

when

Do eddrf and TM still post here?

of course they do

yes. eddrf posted in this thread, thanemancer is posting less again frequently after a recent surge

night meg

is that you?

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wouldn't be surprised if he looked like Al Bundy

my memes > ur memes

>memes

Hey I don't play Mass Effect but I found this public paste bin.
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Whats up /meg/?
What have you all been up too?

dying

living

memeing

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HAHAHAHAHA!

news of ME:A any time now right guys?

It all keeps tumbling down.

trying to score with a qt BT, BT are hot I tell ye

we'll get some information either late this year or early next year