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I am fucking bored but at least I get to see EG lose, Edition.

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Sheever

lil will join russian studio for next game.

lil wayne? WEEZY BABY

Which four teams will come out on top?

Report this thread.

Stop using avatarfag threads.

This man apparently knows his shit.

Liquid,Col, EG, Newbee

What heroes do you guys always ban?

Do Secret even have a chance against Newbee.AU?

liquid
col
secret
newbee

>you will never be sheever

Except the previous thread already reached the post limit and this one is already up and running.

Get cucked forever, dipshit.

LOL.

You shouldn't want to be sheever, you should want to fuck her.

ARE WE WATCHING
BULBA THOUHG VS BEST DOTA GIRL
OR
WASHED UP PATCH TEAM VS PATCH TEAM

Wow Alliance has ZERO dmg

both

>BULBA THOUHG
what's this from

it was something mike said, right

or rtz?

...

our guys vs russkies

horse

hey adelaide why did croatia unfriend me

Probably not, Adelaide.

I want to be her while being gangbanged by a bunch of Veeky Forums crossdressers

are these best of 3s?

OG GOING FULL MEME

This man has a taste.

...

Do you realize how perverted you are?

>EG will lose

t. Tiago

>Elder Titan
This is going to be one of those tournament picks that ends up with a shit win rate because people think/know he is good but can't get him to work?

>Alliance pick serious heroes.
>Notail picks joke heroes.
All part of the master plan for gathering intel.

I wouldn't know why he unfriended you

Just a bit

OH LOOK HUSKAR/DAZZLE BETTER NERF HUSKAR AGAIN

>Agi gain decreased to 1.1
>STR gain decreased to 1.6
>Burning Spears now cost 10 mana as well
>Inner vitality disarms whoever it is healing

Now will we quit seeing this overpowered piece of trash every single game?

huskar WITH wisp + dazzle

LUL allaiance are FUCKED LUL

I don't even understand Alliance's lineup. Are they hoping for fucking Void + ET memes?

LMAO WHAT ARE THESE DRAFTS

>I give attention to autists to make sure they never leave

what do even you call these drafts?

is bulba a meme

I thought ta shat on puck mid. Hows sumail winning?

>pick tanky cores and supports with heals
>run at your opponent

Reminder that all you SHITLORDS are posting in a thread made by me

Reminder that the only reason for your sad existence is that you get to be graced down by my benevolence in allowing you to post in a thread that I've made

Reminder that you should and need to thank me for having made this thread and allowing you illiterate mongoloids to post in it

Reminder that I am the chosen by the mist and that my 34 wins to 0 ZERO loss win ratio on CARRY Abaddon is still the best CARRY Abaddon in all of /d2g/

Reminder that by posting in MY thread you are all cucks and must obey MY rules

OG V ALLIANCE GOING FULL CLOWN FIESTA

>odshitter
>again

Holy fuck how

Is visage becoming the new PICK ME?

>Chen Wisp
>Bristle Huskar Wisp Dazzle DK
how is Alliance supposed to burst down OG?

bulba thouhg

youtube.com/watch?v=gUvxwqzkajA

G sucks more dicks in mid than I do on a friday night

I highly doubt EG will win anything in this tournament, dudester.

do you even play Dota or are you just here to ERP?

>I don't use the literal "Hide all shitposters, avatarfags and weeaboos along with every single person they bait" button and instead indirectly give them attention because that's any better

LITERALLY

DELETE ALL SHITPOSTERS

THE BUTTON

>pros catching up with ET now

im proud to be one of the ones spamming ET on d2g

holy shit alliance vs og is this real

>huskar
>vs ET

wew lad

GAAAYYY....

current patch, best of yurop drafts, vol.1

dazzle and wisp can insta pop thanks to ET
fights will literally be won/lost from the position of the 2 og supports

How did g go from being a top 3 mid in the world in 6.84 to this shit?

I hope every single one of you Faggot anime ERPers gets hit by a car

Mods do your fucking jobs

ET has a zero percent WR in 6.87 though

>mods
we call em janny here, redditor

I would if that didn't hide the whole thread. I'm already alone irl, no need be alone on d2g.

>ET
>BALANCED

So he's picked now.

What's next on the agenda?

>fly

>simultaneous elder titan games

lmao

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>tfw dipshit suitcase man is becoming a hero
>tfw dipshit beaner retards are gonna pick him in my games
>tfw dota is kill
Oh well, i guess it's as good a time to kill myself as any

what are you talking about

he has like a 6-4 record I believe

vp is so fucking shit lmao

>swedecuck chen wearing the sandnigger set

>Alliance is TriHard
>This room is in r9k mode and the message you attempted to send is not unique.
>Alliance is BLACK
>timed out
kek

When are you going to suck me off, DKP?

>VP keeps getting invited to LANs

>Elder Titan is bad

-d2g

OG confirmed for a one patch meme team. Holy shit.

Luna.

With Dragon Lance and her latest buff, she can be pretty good on certain line ups

I don't really get it, why is he being picked?

have they been any good after kicking illidan?

I've been playing him a lot lately in certain lineups.

>Natural Order aura on top of you while Slark pounces and rapes the enemy
>Natural Order aura when slardar blink/crush/amp
>Natural Order on someone who's bloodthorned

Natural Order is just such a good skill. Only thing that makes the hero remotely playable is Spirit carrying it.

It just hides most of it, funny enough you filter out all the shitposts and off topic roleplaying there's actual Dota discussion going on, honestly give it a try

>Hide without a stub
>Hide replies

It's LITERALLY that easy, do it till it becomes muscle memory

They're playing against the most broken heroes in this patch.

Kill yourself you fucking faggot

NOT DOTA2 RELATED YOU FUCKINH SUBHUMAN FAGGOT STOP SPAMMING THE SAME SHIT EVERY DAY

KILL YOURSELF

Tanky Core meta. ET EATS tanky cores with his aura.

wasn't it a russian lan made by VP org?

Ofc they get invited

>showing your strats in an irrelevant group stage

they picked huskar for fucks sake... is there a more clear "we are hiding our power level" message than that?

its mostly due to the fact people have realized how good stomp is

also due to towers being buffed

Epicenter is made by VP org tho fampai

>Such a shit team they resort to trying to play Dazzle + Huskar from like 3 patches ago
>Getting shit on 9-0 at 10 minutes
>Lost ALL three lanes

L

E

L

The aura.

Its VP lan, the produtcion team was hired by vp and they wanna take invite from vp and do cis quali for this slot, but day after they take invite they give them back. U cant fuck with sneg if u take his money.

>stop watching for 4 minutes
>OG give up 9 (nine) kills

Fucking how

we've been literally shilling ET since 6.87 came out

>Alliance

>wearing sandnigger set
>not a sandnigger by default

et + chen dmg amp

>Invoker has been the most OP hero in the entire game for 5 months
>Recieves slap on the wrist
>Huskar is relevant for about 10 days two years ago
>Nerfed into oblivion, is still receiving nerfs

What does Valve have against Huskar anyway? Has any other hero in the game been so shit for so long?

Whoa...

Like, whoa dude..

Seriously, man. I really reaaaaaallly think you need to like, chill for a bit, man.

Like, chill-out, dude. Take a chill-pill and stuff.

If like, life is giving you lemons, you need to, like, make some Ice Tea and drink it by the beach, dude.

Those negative vibes aren't good for you, man.

I'm just sayin' dude.

That stuff isn't cool, man.

Not cool, dude.

The wake up duration buff also seems to be very strong looking at these ganks.