/twg/- Total War General

No chaos allowed edition

>Pastebin FAQs
pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN

>Attila
TWC Mods -- twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2105-Total-War-Attila-Modifications
Slavic Race Culture DLC -- youtube.com/watch?v=QiVx6yBp4fg
Age of Charlamagne -- youtube.com/watch?v=RNOy63UZXvM
Last Roman -- youtube.com/watch?v=ZPOHiFTQDyc
Empires of Sand DLC -- youtube.com/watch?v=4YN4doAZDPU
Attila launch trailer -- youtube.com/watch?v=h9xmbMLyMuo

>Warhammer
EGX Siege AI and Vamp vs Chaos gameplay -- youtube.com/watch?v=fj05Ll1Mark
Chaos vs Empire battle -- youtube.com/watch?v=uao1Pu-Kw88
Vampire Counts Campaign -- youtube.com/watch?v=2a9nF8X2Yd4
Vampire Counts Reveal -- youtube.com/watch?v=uj605sogy3I
Corruption Blog -- wiki.totalwar.com/w/How_Corruption_Works_in_Total_War:_WARHAMMER
How Corruption Works -- youtube.com/watch?v=g6PPH4GkEM8
Vampire Counts Roster -- wiki.totalwar.com/w/Vampire_Counts_Army_Roster
Siege of Hovel -- youtube.com/watch?v=9SFM6-LC6io
Kholek Suneater- Chaos vs Dwarfs -- youtube.com/watch?v=3EIkvHD7MU8
Kholek Suneater -Dwarf POV -- youtube.com/watch?v=aAMKJzUAX_M
Modding Officially supported -- wiki.totalwar.com/w/Total_War_WARHAMMER_Modding_Details
Orc Campaign gameplay Stream -- twitchDOTtv/totalwarofficial/v/64693135
Chaos Warriors Campaign Walkthrough -- youtube.com/watch?v=VKv4A0GA3Qw

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First for chaos

For Chaos

IF OUR DAIMYO IS TO BECOME SHOGUN

MILITARY RULER OF ALL JAPAN

Chaos will cuck the world

Anime!

You've 'ad too many shrooms matey

Bravo OP

The cucked, now, the cucked cannot pass on their newfound wisdom.

> Tomb Kings still not announced

Chaos confirmed legendary difficulty. Shits going to be an uphill struggle.

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Disappointing but expected.

Speaking of modding them - are CA's unit cards based off/drawn from Warhammer fantasy art? Because I figure regular screenshotted units would contrast too much with them. But it also discounts easily editing them like the charlemagne ones.

Looking at Kislev army books the Kossars being their primary infantry are rather neat and interesting since you never see bow with 2h axe usually.

not OP, but shut the fuck up or do it yourself.

Daily reminder attila has 48 siege layouts
warhammer total war has 3

We like here

I still think there is going to be Kislev and Border Princes DLC

C-Calm down bro i'm just joking

we are up to 7 i think

you forgot one

>pirates of sartosa still not announced

they get injured and sit out for 3 turns during which time a chaos campaign would go to shit.

Nice semen demon, user.

>Lizardmen still not announced.

T-thanks user-kun!

sorry, can't tell if people are joking or not. But it really annoys me when can't come with constructive criticism, and mock those who at least tries to do something.

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FYI, friends who are interested in purchasing Attila should be directed to the Humble Store. It's being listed at $11.24. You may also choose to have none of that money go to Sega or CA, if that peeves you for some reason.

Chaos campaign looks like good fun

Tame Norsca and use it as a sanctuary and rearm depot for your warband campaigns. Inject stacks into territories of choice, maim kill burn, grab and go.

Not to mention Chaos in battle are the R2 barbar sword rush on crack. Oathsworn are back and better than ever.

fuck off paradox shill

Why do you have more semen demons, user?

are vampire counts the bitches of the tomb kings?

Canonically yes

Why do you think?

Because I lurked a recent /a/ cocklust thread and they're cluttering my desktop

I love this episode, famous mac'n'cheese

nah, you fuck off, buddy. i'm trying to help the poorfags be legit.

You're not helping them do anything. The point of buying games is to support the developer. There's no reason to do otherwise. Poorfags that wait for sales might as well pirate them. I know what you're doing, you’re trying to make it normal to hate CA and not give them any money.

What would the style of the Border Princes even be?

Nah, point of buying games is playing multiplayer, breh.

>Poorfags that wait for sales might as well pirate them.
What kind of beyond stupid logic is this?
You do realize the whole point of sales is to attract customers who can't comfortably buy the game at full price right? Like, developer's intention?
You're literally saying getting 20 instead of 50 is the same as getting 0 instead of 50.

dog n cheese

Nagash started tombing the kangz, generally did some spooky scary shit.
Fucked off and "died" to the only instance of complete Skaven cooperation in all history.

Meanwhile sluthilda grabbed some of Nagash's blood and nerd books and shit. Became the first vampire. Slutted her vampire powers around her court. Eventually got driven out because she was a retard.

Nagash came back for another dance. Asked the now spread out vampires to serve him.
They ignored him, but because they're all somewhat creatures of his blood they got cursed in retaliation to resemble more typically vampire vampires.

Technically no. They both came from near enough the same region, Nagash undeaded the both of them in different ways. Tomb Kangz stayed at home and became an kingdom of the dead.
Vampires fucked off and did vampire and necromancer shit all over the place.

Considering the entire tomb king civilization are dead skellingtons because of nagash and his VC, no, the bitches are the tomb kings.

They didn't choose to be undead, whereas the vampires chose for it.
Tomb cunts got raped.

Tomb Kings were alive when they drove the vamps out but sure they defeated em.

twitchdottv/yogscast

STREAM IN 5 MINS ALL FACTIONS

Publishers don't look at money earned after a game is out for 6 months. After that period a game is prostituted like a cheap whore in order to attact poorfag scum who pirated the game for some chump change.

So, how does everyone feel about the lack of the iconic Chaos Warriors boots?

Nah tomb kangz wanted to escape death. They got what they wanted but on terms they didn't.
VC weren't particularly involved over the kangz.

>discussing fictional details about a history that a publisher can retcon at will.

THIS IS now TOTAL WAR.

keep talking tho, i don't know my warhammers and it's more entertaining coming from you guys than a wiki

Glad they're gone. Always thought they looked stupid.

So what you're saying is that it's perfectly okay to pirate a game after six months right? Yeah that's exactly what you're saying.

>yogscast
>supporting boring murderers
Fuck off shill.

Ask more meme questions then.

>murderers

What?

Tell me a story about Grimgor :3

It basically doesn't matter. It all goes into the pockets of the publisher and they won't give a fuck about the studio that made the game because initial sales is all that matters to them.

Dare say you are a murderer yourself. now fuck off back to /gsg/ parashill.

youtube.com/watch?v=GBYxbMiHgUg

Archyboii tried to end the world before.
Grimgor fucked him up.
The rightful king of the Elves pledged his loyalty to Grimgor.

he once killed everything some rathole threw at him and then fucked off simply because he got bored

>he's actually saying it's alright
Shit color me surprised I wasn't expecting that.

>murderers
What did he mean by this?

>there's no goblin legendary lord
disappointed

Damn son that's some spicy retaliation.

autism.

twitchtv/yogscast
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Stream started. First one by outsiders.

Ogres
Hobgoblins
Hung Tribes

Kurgans are Turko-Slavs

Yeah, pirate away you stupid fucking smelly peasant. It's not like you can afford games anyway. I'm surprised you can even typed with those malnourished fingers of yours. You're not doing anyone a favor by buying a game on sale, all it does is make publishers richer and sends the message that their fucking game is not worth paying full price for.

>Hung Tribes
;)

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>Yogscast

Holy fuck I have to watch this literal cancer to get my fill of Warhammer?

Whenever they add Skaven we'll get Skarsnik

Such is the price.

Whats wrong with your steam mate

What's your point? That you are scum that """buys""" games on sale?

Swapped to my exasperated Miku skin just for you.

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You have literally no information on when I bought the damn game and how I bought it. For your info, I picked it up for full price 4 months ago with all DLC, then bought slavs on release too. Sorry for not buying the actual game on release, but R2 burned me too hard and I quit for a while.
The playtime?

Ican't blame her anyone would look exasperated if they had some loser oggling them all day.

Did he command Skaven or what

>warhammer shit instead of real history

mute these pieces of human garbage and it is much more tolerable to watch.

>Real history
>Total War

That hurt user

When will this meme end?

These fucking yogcast people
>like the dwarf miners?
>what? like children?

>yogscast

DWARF MINORS

It's not a meme, it's an unfortunate reality. All we can do is hope that CA doesn't take too long to come out with their next REAL game.

They're no less terrible than Joey is.

Good, you pathetic poorfag scum.

Shouldn't you be playing shillaris

Nobody claims to like her either.

Ain't that a fatalpulse doujin?

I'm clearly a history autist, do you think i'd play that galactic racemix simulator?

Exactly.

When did haat join the fucking yogscast?

>like history
>Play total war game

Yes, I'm also a fan of the mongol invasion of Japan or bronze age egyptians fighting against roman legionaries

Listen here you meme-spouting danklord

I'll have you know that CA has multiple development teams, and one is working on a historical title right now. The Warhammer devs are a different group.

>the old rome 2 was worse than holocaust and 9/11 combined meme

Ah, the eternal team meme.