/EOG/ - Incursions are fun edition

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>Can I make enough ISK to PLEX during the trial?
If you have to ask, you can't do it.

>I just started, what should I do?
Do the Opportunities then find the Career Agents & run all of their missions; they give you ISK, ships, skillbooks and teach you basics. Talk to players and try to find a corp. The game is only as boring as you are.

>Is it too late to start playing EVE?
No.

Read the /eog/ pastebin:pastebin.com/t9Af7NJY(embed) (embed)
Focus Group Logs:focusgrouplogs.tech.ccp.is/

Future:
>Winter: new "drilling platforms"
>Fall: new "industrial arrays", barge reworks
>Summer: AOE BOOST/LINK REWORK, citadel iterations + contracts, Rorqual rework
>May 30: Dust 514 shutting down (long live Project Nova)

Ongoing:
>May 02: All kspace citadels are getting shot
>Apr 30: New AOE DDs are bugged: target's sig doesn't migitate damage (1 man pikebomb)

Past:
>May 01: Snuffed Out sloping; 4 corps from AU/USTZ leave b/c of Shadow Cartel awox
>Apr 27: Citadels & cap rebalance released. Tears, bugs, etc.
>Apr 25: Eve players contributed 167 years of work to Project Discovery
>Apr 23: Fanfest 2016 over
>Apr 21: CSM XI results out
>Apr 19: GSF camped into Saranen
>Apr 10: Drone Walkers doing some crazy stuff in the Russian theater
>Apr 12: GSF absorbing Imperium corps; FCON + SMA bail
>Mar 28: CFC is dying. CO2 reset. IWI funding the MBC to burn down goons
>Mar 18: Guristas Hunt event (Shekel Madness: 3D)
>Mar 09: Project Discovery launched + massive mod tiercides that broke a lot of fits. Elo Knight creates White Legion.
>Feb 18: Last CSM X Summit:community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/the-second-csm-x-summit-meeting-minutes-included
>Feb 09: SP trading live
>Oct 25:community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/reworking-capital-ships-and-thus-it-begins/
>Foozie makes a bunch of stupid pointless changes (don't ever remove this from the OP, because it is always true)

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>Amarr

TFW EOG is ded.

OFFICIAL LIST OF WORST TYPES OF PLAYERS IN EVE:

1. Nullsec botters/ratters/mission runners
2. Highsec botters/ratters/mission runners
3. Nullbabby napfest blobbers
4. Lowsec 'elite' link-alt slave set pvpers
5. 'hisec pvp'
6. Miners
7. Industrialists
8. Traders
9. Scammers

9001. Honorabru solo roamers

90001. Small gang NPC sov nullsec/lowsec

900001. C5-6 WH pvpers

m8 I know it was you in that helios in that wh

>this is how ded eve is

Old as fuck player here, are the Citadels just as bad as I feared or are they actually a good change over Outposts?

why did you try to scan me down, m8?

Newbie here.

>fit a 1~2mil Magnate for exploration
>go to lowsec for the first time
>paranoid and scared as fuck
>"Oh shit people in Local"
>warp to 100km off random planet
>start scanning down signatures
>hack a relic site
>find 10mil worth of loot, 9x times the cost of my ship
>still scared as fuck I'm gonna lose the cargo to some pirate or gate ambusher
>carefully make my way back to highsec
>make it out alive and sell my shit

That was intense.

Guess I popped my lowsec cherry, am not considered a carebear anymore?

Sorry m8 your still a carebear because you didn't pvp, still, your less of a carebear than most.

Good on you mate, now you can be a bit riskier as you can afford that ship 10 times over.

m8, before you start scanning make a few safes first.

then you can do whatever the fuck you want only bother to warp off when combat probes are up, but many people don't bother.

if you find a wh, go in too

We should make a list of gayest fits too.

1, Faction/officer smartbombing T3c

Adaptive Stasis Softener EM/Thermal/Explo/Kinetic
15km range
gains bonuses from ships that have web range increases
Lowers target ship resistance by 30%

EVE IS SAVED

THANK YOU CCP

Rolling yach- oh wait

I am going to be making an eve-related website. Would you guys be up for beta testing and trying to break it when its functional. (Still in planning phase and deciding on exactly what technologies/languages to build with). I will pay you in iskies.

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maybe we could have a type of ammo that ignores enemy resists

What is the best way to bookmark locations?

Should I make a safespot in the outer rings of the system or close to the sun?

Polarized invulnerability field that gives 99% resits and drops dps tp 0.

drop a bm in the middle of a warp

alternatively bm a data/relic site after you're done with it

Oh sure, but only for 10 seconds with a 10 minute cooldown. Also, only works on hull hp.

Prism Smart Bomb
Decloaks all ships in a 100km radius
60 second cooldown

>can only be fitted to black ops

>can only be fitted to command ships
>reveals only to those pilots
>can tag invisible targets for the rest of the fleet

'Bugtrap' Smart Bomb
Reduces all ships in radius velocity to 0 for 5 seconds
40km radius
2 minute cooldown

>muh special snowflake ship isn't special enough

Anchoring Webifier

Converts your maximum velocity into projected negative velocity onto targeted ship

20km range

Neutralizing Warheads
Drains target ships capacitor while dealing EM damage

>EM damage

>stargate customs office
>allows the alliance controling the space to set a price for using their stargates
:^)

Red Button I

Reduces the counter of your self-destruct countdown by 1 second.
Cooldown 1 second. Cannot be set to auto-repeat.

maybe crit chance too xD

>hostiles can entosis the gate and steal the money

>removes your ship from killmails :^)

>tengoo uninstallation service beacon
>destroys all tengus in a radius of 100km

Passively drains SP from all tengu subsystem skills of all pilots in 100 km radius at rate on 1 per second and accumulates it inside as mini-injectors available for pick-up by owner.
Also collects all SP lost by uninstalled tengu pilots in the same manner.

>player owned structures

Feels good being Amarr

good b8 m8

Strategic Cruisers

These ships are a fundamental departure from the tried and tested, offering such unparalleled customization that discussing them on the same terms as previous ships belies their true extent - we're talking full-fledged, independent systems within the system.

Highly capable ships which perform better than any alternatives, be it highly focused Tech 2 ships or otherwise.

>amarr

>minmatar

Oh, but they are perfectly balanced!
it takes T3 cruiser and then 5 subsystem skills to V in order to get the most out of them!

and with the introduction of skill injectors, even in the aliance tourny there is no risk if you lose one, you don't have to worry about losing the wrong subsystem skill.

really though, all T2 battleships need to get a full fucking resist profile, and have base armor/shield points brought up to their T1 counterparts.

A marauder shouldn't be a gimicky piece of shit that's only useful for bashing POSes that have a shitload of ecm/damp bullshit.

How do I move my assets around if I want to move to a new home station?

I'm worried I'll get suicide ganked if I put all my items in a hauler.

The game would've been alot better if players were limited to the ships of their starting empire.

There would be actual role play and giant FW fleet battles. Corp/alliance fleet wars are boring because you can use any ship. It's not fun seeing a faction ship destroying another ship of the same faction.

>this guy
>this entire post

What's a good way to boost sec status? Don't want to join an FW corp but I do want to blow up/get blown up by some people there

the only way that isn't grinding is buying security tags, I think it costs a couple of hundred mil to fix it up to -2

fuck that, how long does grinding take and where can I do it in?

Put on tanking on your hauler and stay in high sec.

grind a couple hundred mil. buy tags. literally run incursions on an alt for a few hours.

So just fit my Sigil with tons of Armor Repairers?

Maybe a couple Warp Core Stabilizers

>tons of armor repairers

ok, you never fit more than 2 armor repairers, and in this case you should be fitting 0, you want buffer tank

If you're putting all your assets on there, yeah.

If you wanna reduce risk and not ragequit when all your assets are blown up, try travelling small amounts in a fast frigate.

Don't have an alt, what's the regular non-tag method?

What is the best way to make ISK?

get a part time minimum wage job.
work 1 day a week.
sell plex.

Mining is the most consistent

everything else is inconsistent and boils down to "risk for reward" and "you might lose your ship"

Just mine in high sec, the police got your back.
It makes pvp nerds salty.

>Caldari
>Hitler
They are capitalists, not socialists.

If anything that picture should be a Jew rubbing his hands.

Besides that, accurate representation.

>ratting
>incursions
>any pve
>inconsistent
pls go

>be new
>join newbro corporation
>fly around
>get attacked and killed
>CONCORD doesn't help
>learn that the player was an enemy corp

Great fucking idea, form a corp to help newbies than have war with other corps so these new players can get haplessly slaughtered by them in high sec.

thank ccp for adding the worst game mechanic ever conceived.

So i was kind of dumb and redeemed all my premium items in the starting high sec station. I'm guessing i should sell everything i can so when i join a corp it's not all stuck there. I don't want to sell the plex, but if i join a starter corp with dows and shit can i even get back to it.

You'll probably end up creating a hauler alt char on your account just to move your shit around safely (you can have 3 chars on one account for no extra charge, but only one can skill train and be playing at a time). When you eventually do that, you can just contract the plex over to him, have him sell it or whatever.

can you give us a vague use of the website? If its something I'd use I'd test it for free. Though I don't have any knowledge of web dev and only a console application game level of C#.

ecm or damps?

high sec wardeccers are the biggest scum in the game

read your ship's bonuses, or read your fleet's composition

>can't use Cloak because I'm on a trial account

Gay

>Amarr
>Not arab slavers and jews

>which faction should I pick!?! Questions no longer easily dismissable by "It doesn't matter you can train everything."
>corporations now require you to have a combat alt of every faction
>even worse bitching about which faction is most OP.

Fuck you, don't ever talk to me or my fellow anons again.

Amarr are Space Catholics

Pls no.

>tfw maow was fucking resist pen user all along

>Ships covered in gold, corporate nation helping them to survive and following the ancient laws of enslavement of non-belivers

Good fucking goyim.

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>He doesn't make 20mil an hour from Project Discovery while farming free AK

Amarr = Spiritual, wise and intellectual.

Gallente = SJW libtards

Caldari = /pol/

Minmatar = Niggers

jamyl = slut

I love Caldari.

>Spiritual, wise and intellectual.

That story was sad. I probably would have made the same choice though.

I'd be interested. My name is Mussah and I see almost everything posted in these threads, so posting here is the easiest way to get my attention - I don't have a lot of time to log in atm. Tweetfleet Slack might be a way to chat if you need one.

Theyre good.
They create content and allow super/titan pilots to be free again.
I just find it retarded NPC stations are still there.
They should like move into the citadel and close down the shop if there is a citadel up in the system.

Mostly to prevent free cloaky campers.
Its not a fully jewish thing.

No wonder, new faggots that know nothing about the game trying to change it in ways they don't understand.

Literally why WoW is dead.

What story

community.eveonline.com/backstory/chronicles/innocent-faces/

tl;tr

Arty vagabond
Arty vagabond
Arty vagabond

“Well?” Tadama had bags around her eyes from lack of sleep. Her pupils were dilated and she had trouble focusing on the image in front of her. She drummed her fingers on the data console in ragged strokes.

“They want me to renounce my faith on my program and to cancel the show.”

Tadama stopped drumming her fingers. “That’s it? No ISK, no power deals, no nothing?”

“That’s it.”

>THEN SOME TIME PASSES

fter a few moments of silence, she started to sob quietly. Between convulsing breaths, she muttered: “What…about…our…daughter?”

Cherall sat in silence as he listened to his ex-wife’s whimpering. Finally, he said, “I have an obligation to my faith to–“

Tadama shot up from her seat and yelled at the top of her lungs. “Fuck your righteousness for once, Cher. They’re going to kill Prandi!”

Cherall remained silent, his head bowed in prayer.

“You’ll never see her face again because you don’t have the balls to upset the Theology Council. What God would allow this to happen?”

Cherall raised his head and looked Tadama in the eye. “’The road to Heaven is paved with tribulation. Those who remain with my flock shall never be vanquished. Their family shall be reunited in Heaven so long as they remain faithful to me.’”

“You’re a coward and a fool, Cherall. I’m going to the police.”

TLDR its a story where the clown version of Amarrian Mr Rogers has his daughter kidnapped and he has to make the choice between ruining the faith/emotionally scaring all the children that watch his show or letting Minmaniggers kill his daughter.

He chooses letting minmaniggers kill his daughter

doesn't work

Fucking amarriams
They are the true niggers

earlier in the story theres this.

“You’re a sweet girl. You remind me of my daughter, you know. You and her would get along very well. Now, off you go. I have to get ready for the show.”

As the little girl left the room, Cherall glanced to a sign posted above the dressing room’s door. It was a simple wooden placard with blocky letters burned into it. The sign contained a short passage from the Book of Reclaiming: “Lead all children to the light of God, for Heaven is theirs to inherit.” Cherall stared at the inscription, deep in thought.

His choice definitely makes sense. Sometimes the role you play is far larger than the immidiate role of father for your children. Most of the EVE lore is actually really good and involves some pretty complex character dillemas.

I love the MJD invention story.

which one is that? I just started reading the chronicals. I'm most interested in learning about the caldari but the only stories I've read so far involve BRAIN DIABETES GENERAL and the titan/caldari prime part.

Eve has some good story. Eve has the best story, just the best.

>which one is that?
It's the one where the Inferno nootropic is discovered in sleeper enclaves and tested on people. It makes them turbo-smart and obsessed with inventing for a day then they die from massive brain overload. The story is about a guy forcibly dosing a co-worker iirc, he develops the designs for the micro-jump drives, the guy steals the prototype and fits it to his ship, watches his coworker die of brain problems, then activates the MJD and it turns out it was rigged to teleport him into the sun.

amarr lol

>tfw getting told to go back to hi sec

Hurt my feelings desu