Dota 2 - /d2g/

legit their best poppy song
youtu.be/DzzP29fw930

>try playing yesterday
>game coordinator is down

>try playing today
>game coordinator is down

OG, Newbee, Secret
Not the particular order however

Liquid
OG
Newbee
Secret
LGD

Newbee, MVP, Liquid

Liquid newbee mvp

what the fuck is a game coordinator anyway

I WANT TO PLAY YOU FUCKING CUNT

>no arguments

No surprise, enjoy your ooga booga tribalism, it surely leads to a lot of productive outcomes

Artour is on Secret

where do you see current and upcoming games?

>Top 3
>gives 5 teams

Whos the most donald trump hero?
other than DS

CAN /INT/ AND /POL/ FAGGOTS PLEASE LEAVE

we up boys

Anime!

It's back up for me right now lad

>worse than subsaharan africa
t. Jamal.

>TEAM ISIS GETTING BEHEADED
TEAM PAKISTAN IN FLAMES
>TEAM ISIS GETTING BEHEADED
TEAM PAKISTAN IN FLAMES
>TEAM ISIS GETTING BEHEADED
TEAM PAKISTAN IN FLAMES
>TEAM ISIS GETTING BEHEADED
TEAM PAKISTAN IN FLAMES
>TEAM ISIS GETTING BEHEADED
TEAM PAKISTAN IN FLAMES
>TEAM ISIS GETTING BEHEADED
TEAM PAKISTAN IN FLAMES
>TEAM ISIS GETTING BEHEADED
TEAM PAKISTAN IN FLAMES

gosugamers.net/dota2/gosubet

Are there more pics like these?

/r/dota2 has a useful matchticker in it's sidebar.

>Le human race must unite xd

reminder that NA does not have any good teams anymore

No way.

After c9 disbanded, BDN, Misery and EE all have won LAN's, Bone7 lives in a gypsy camp with Ar1se and CWM and FATA has got 2nd places. The curse is with him.

Go away sweden.

>What is Team Secret

Frankfurt = Secret EG and EU qualifier (OG) in top 3, EG 3rd

Shanghai = Secret EG and EU qualifier (Liquid) in top 3, EG 3rd

ergo

Manila = Secret EG and EU qualifier (Empire) in top 3, EG 3rd

Kill yourself you americuck. Your evil idiots are dead. Two ohed

>"muh zarathustra"

>European domination
>EG reduced to a clown
>EE & RTZ, the autism duo, is irrelevant
>Chinese dota good enough to bring good games but not to dominate
>games more interesting and fresh than ever

What an age to be alive. A golden age of dota.

wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>30000 years later
>humans sending another vessel towards distant exoplanet with habitable atmosphere because they are fed up with niggers shit and sharing a planet with giant insects in the name of tolerance grew on them
>30000 years from now on
>leftist will still say its ok when muslim cock runs trough their lips before entering their wife vagina

THAT ISN'T TRUMP
THAT'S OLD BORIS

Anyway, I'd say Alch since he has the power to buy anything.

Nietzsche was a literal /pol/e you fool, he is our guy.

Sven cause true aryan strength

sauce?

>Secret dumpsters Alliance
>VP beats Complexity
>Secret beats Newbee 2-1
>EG beats Complexity
>Secret takes out EG
>Liquid pushes OG down to LBF
>Secret destroys OG
>Secret takes the finals over shitquid 3-0

Screencap this.

>cuckoldry fantasies

let me guess, american? why are americans so obsessed with cuckoldry?

I figured out how to make centaur viable

Enemies damaged by Return have their passive abilities broken for 0.5/1.0/1.5/2 seconds.

Leftists will be dead. White people won't exist even 500 years from now. Wear your condoms, take your contraception pills and enjoy extinction.

t. german

Is it sad when you know what porn something is from a crop?

She looks familiar. Who is she

Earthshaker
Disruptor

>Americans are so fucking assmad that they have 0 good teams left that they post irrelevant /pol/ shit to soothe their rage

Epic.

>even claim badliquid as their team too now
h o w l o w

stop thinking about IR porn

So many great songs it's hard to choose a best one
youtube.com/watch?v=7xxRwgEN4zU
youtube.com/watch?v=VTy8GGyUgBQ

no, sharing is caring

>enemy picks slark
>you pick centaur
>win

Unless that's not how the stat stacking works

Why didn't Secret listen to Kuroky?

I see we skipped reasonable and jumped right to fucking retarded

depends on the crop desu fampai

in this case, yes. you should see a shrink.

I honestly think that "thus spoke zarathustra" is an ironic shitposting. People who think its anti-nationalism are literal blind retards.

Letting some random niggers and poo-in-to-loos into your country surely leads to a lot of productive outcomes ;^)

I figured out how to make centaur viable

Instead of a flat damage scaling based on strength, Return hits enemy heroes with an autoattack that deals 75 + 25/40/55/70% of centaur's normal damage and carries all attack modifiers from centaur's normal attack including lifesteal, cleave, chain lightning, etc

Because kuroky was wrong. EG/Secret.RTZ is the victim here. RTZ WAS RIGHT.

Just buy a silver edge.

Do we not have mods?
Why are threads getting deleted but completely off topic /pol/ faggotry isn't?

>b-but my feminist blogging career cant be disrupted by raising children

isnt that from that dolphin h-manga where she rapes the shota?

thanks schlomo

you are truly savior of human race

EG is confirmed for trash tier now?

Puppey has been corrupted by Artour just like ppd, that's why they both take him in immediately after winning a Valve tournament.

Reminder Era is pounding sweet slav pussy as we shitpost

Maybe he realized that the team objectives that sounded so great at first were actually really fucking bad?
>guys we're gonna make the most cutthroat team of WINNERS imaginable, the moment anyone looks better than you, you're out of the team!
Good fucking luck getting any lasting team synergy.

Puppan is having his autism duo go through a harsh anime training montage. EE is learning how to not throw games so he doesn't give enemy teams gold injections so they don't reach their win condition. Rtouzy is learning how to become a tempo controlling mid so that secret van reach their timings with tempo and reach their win condition.

Ya it is I actually saw it on /v/ one time of course the admins let the guy post the whole thing. I only faped to the part were he fucked her I swear.

>Albanian bull breeding them slav broads gravid

Just like in Serbia.

Kill yourself you fucking /v/ermin

>win condition
>tempo controlling
literally fuck off and die

Are you mad that you give off massive gold injections to your enemies hyper carries causing you to chain feed and lose your tempo?

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/pol/ and Veeky Forums have a long intertwined history m8
they discuss dota 2 over there once in a while too

after all, dota has roots in /pol/ culture. The wc3 alchemist is a literal allegory for a jew riding atop a nigger. He poisons wells and controls the black man with drugs to use his violence to oppress the aryan minority. Tresdin, Legion Commander was stormfront incarnate hero.

Americans should increase their arrogant shitposting during EG games. They only make me cum harder when EG loses.

>na dota

buther face

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Fuck off TI5 kiddie.

INHUMAN

I hope Newbee wins just so both sides can shut up already

alright godz.

better?

Maestro, the Tempo Controller
Dire Melee Intelligence Hero

Control Tempo
Active
>Speeds up all allies and slows down all enemies near the Maestro, with an effect building up over time. The more time units spend near Maestro, the bigger the bonus, reaching maximum effect after 8 seconds. Lasts 16 seconds, costs 115 mana, 40 cooldown
>Up to +/- 16/24/32/40% attack and 8/12/16/20% movement speed to all units, including self
>Conducted enemy units have their slow reversed to a speed up

Crescendo
Passive with Active subskill
>Every attack by Maestro builds up a bigger and bigger power charge passively, increasing Maestros attack speed with every hit. When activated, releases the power as a burst, damaging and stunning enemies, with stun, damage and aoe proportional to the number of charges
>+2/4/6/8% attack speed per strike, maximum 20/40/60/80%, releases as up to 300 damage and 2 second stun in 300 AoE. 60 mana cost to release
>Conducted enemies gain this skill and carry over Maestro's stored charge

Dal Segno
Active
>Forces all enemy units in an AoE to repeat their movements. If any unit in the AoE moves more than 600 distance, it is forced back to its original location.
>Lasts 4/6/8/10 seconds and has 20/18/16/14 cooldown, 400 AoE and 90 mana cost

Conduct
Ultimate: Channeling
>Maestro becomes becomes invulnerable and immobile, gaining control of target enemy hero. Maestro gets full control of that hero's skills and attacks and items, but the hero cannot move more than 1200 range from maestro and any damage taken by that hero is instead suffered by maestro (the enemy is temporarily changes teams and becomes an ally under your control). Maestro dies if he receives fatal damage in this time and the effect ends, and once it ends (normally or duration up), the enemy has its cooldowns and mana reset to what they were when the ability started
>4/5/6 duration, 110 cooldown and 175 mana cost, 200 cast range

I was on the side of the chinks too. Too bad they shit the bed today. Chinks can't hold the upper hand.

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>TEAM ISIS GETTING BEHEADED
TEAM PAKISTAN IN FLAMES
>TEAM ISIS GETTING BEHEADED
TEAM PAKISTAN IN FLAMES
>TEAM ISIS GETTING BEHEADED
TEAM PAKISTAN IN FLAMES
>TEAM ISIS GETTING BEHEADED
TEAM PAKISTAN IN FLAMES
>TEAM ISIS GETTING BEHEADED
TEAM PAKISTAN IN FLAMES
>TEAM ISIS GETTING BEHEADED
TEAM PAKISTAN IN FLAMES

are you gunna call me a shitty american and force me to lick your feet when EG loses? :3

Kuro is a muslim too. Don't disrespect muslims bro

FORTISSIMO