/dsg/ - Dark Souls General

>Character Planner
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>KING'S FIELD
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>DEMON'S SOULS
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>DARK SOULS
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>Essential PC mods
pastebin.com/XwL5KDhB
>DSCM - manually connect to specific players
youtu.be/cvII-WJWo5s

>DARK SOULS 2
pastebin.com/CAx8Yc8v

>DARK SOULS 3
docs.google.com/document/d/1u8Mak1goSv4g73g16XsWV4sJelDQUatWkP2kcO6GVAA/pub

>/dsg/ Player List
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>/dsg/ Steam Group
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>Draw
doodleordie.com/r/darksouls
imgur.com/a/XhBxC (DeS)
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flockmod.com/dsg

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What does the moon runes say?

PICKLE PEE

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Oh baby a triple

White hair Talisman good for anything other than Sacred Cheese?
I don't intend to use it for that

Well, this was a waste of money.

Nice repeating digit thread.

Also, FC when?

I have some lewd PICKLE PEE just waiting to get out of the oven

dragonsisbutt y/n?

(You)

No hosts.

ARF ARF

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>she will never sit on your face and roughly jerk you off

What kind of guy do you think Karla is into?

Planning to work on a Dragonsis drawing today

what the FUCK wolnir is so fucking OP
im gonna be at this ALL fucking day
my raw ASS doesnt do any damage and he keeps raping it

Is there any resource that shows stamina costs for weapons?

cool
what kind?

*teleports behind you*
barking personnel, kid

mischevious lads and lasses

>wanting to pvp with this god-awful patch
How about no

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Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>everyone says that
>no one ever finishes

not afaik, but i'd love one also

Who enjoying the new gpu freeze feature?

Shhh guys, nobody tell him

Invading. I'll let you know.

Seems good if you're just casting non-scaling buffs that use both a pyro flame and talisman and you don't want to use 2 slots
Like iron flesh and deep protection or whatever

Best patch yet

>bah, she'd probably jerk you to the point of cumming and fill your throbbing cock inside her cunt before you blast a nut or two deep inside of her.

Y

Dragons have naturally great butts.

Post casul (ie spellcaster) filters

Depends, what SL and/or Weapon upgrade?

So, Pump-a-Rum is round items. Cool. You could probably guess a bunch of those trades even without a guide after figuring that out.
But what the hell is the common trait of Pickle-Pee?

I wouldn't know seeing as I have sli 970s.

>tfw you want to become a drawfag but your drawing tablet is fucked

1st for impregnating gwyndolins boipucci

Was hoping to use Dark pyromancies and Dark Blade for thematic consistency, but I guess I'll just stick with Flame Arc

>tfw Alva was murdered badly by a Faraam Knight right before release
>tfw generic Knight wasn't powerful enough to take on Soul of Cinder for title of poster boy

Also, I need more armored faceless knight x qt3.14 magic grill

I'll finish all right, if you get what I'm saying

Because you're used to stuttering all the time, gotcha.

Phallic items. She puts them in her pump a rum

I had an easier time as a caster on gundyr than anything else really

>Parry
>Soulstream
gg

It has been there for me since the release day.

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>PC mustard race

Stop sexualizing the crow

anyone got a ring of the embedded?

>silky smooth 30 fps with drops

>30fps race

>optional boss that most people don't get to until nearly the end
>casual filter
You guys really need to know what words mean.

TRIPS CONFIRMS THREEWAY BETWEEN ALVA, ZULLIE AND FEEBLE CURSED ONE

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RELEASE ME FROM THIS HELL. I ONLY WANT THE RING.

I need to do the full 30 on my faith character.

embed this
*unzips ring*

Is there a way to roll back to the previous patch? I don't even care about the online

Mhmm, sure. Keep on thinking that with your rebranded budget card from 5 years ago.

No

How many fps do you get when the game freezes m8?

Could it be related to Siegward, "in a pickle"?
I know siegbrau is one item and the eleonora is another found in the profaned capital near his cell, off the top of my head

I just invaded Lothric and Lorian.

Both wearing their respestice armor. Lothric sat at the back and watched Lorian and I fight. At first I was kicking his ass. Then bam, Weapon Art to the face almost one shot me. Hits me again, I roll back. Chug up. He charge heavy attacks me for all my HP.
Fucking sword hits like a fucking truck.

After I died, he ran over to Lothric and Lothric used some kind of heal on him.

Anyone else notice how Oceiros smashes his invisible baby into the ground when he transforms into beast mode?

youtube.com/watch?v=P6vCZdcp6hE&feature=youtu.be

ok where do u wanna meet

It's a bit of an adorable story, but why did the witch even try to stop Alva in the first place?

Alva best boy, trip and dub confirm
>so very close to jailbreaking waifu ;_;

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no gankerino pls

What does the Eleonora have to do with Siegward? Just his location in the quest?

No nobody has EVER noticed that before.

Wow you REALLY discovered something there.

protect Aldrichs smile at all cost!

>I need to do the full 30 on my faith character
Spare yourself the pain and use lightning blade.

1 fps for a very short amount of time

60fps 99% of the time

YOOOOOOOOO

Lovecraftian blobs don't smile

>joining Covenants other than Aldrich Faithful

Why even

Post webms

Appreciate it

Yeah that's about all, the idea is falling apart now that I look at the list though

>Grand Kiln of the Abyss

serpent dlc when

Well alright then.

Are there any "long" axes in the game?

Two handing regular ones look weird, and the Great Axe is too short.

I fucking love seeing gankers getting fucked

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no parry pls

same

Winged Knight Halberd

I'm surprised swordmaster didn't fucking follow.

I believe those are what we call halberds

Any fightclubs? i wanna train my farron memesword

crescent axe?

crescent axe

counts as a halberd but is a long axe

>make a new character
>progress for a while
>realize I don't really like the name
>just thought of a much better one that I should have used
>can't change it at Rosaria
>afraid of getting banned if I use CE
>mfw I have to start over

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