Dota 2 - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/19848/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
IS FOR DEGENERATES

Previous thread:

>r9k mmr

nth for gays not welcome

I see Sheever as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Sheever is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Sheever does it for me.

nth for Traxex is the best waifu

nice

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First for Liquid gonna choke at finals.

where the FUCK is the battle pass?

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xth for Zai, the worlds second best player.

I'm gonna spam this thread with Sheever webms if OG loses.

why don't you start with a sheever webm, then

Lina cosplay is so easymode

why so much SHIT cosplay?

Giff qt PL

Phoenix
>base str reduced by 2
>base int reduced by 3

those eyes

also dat nippel

pls keep posting cosluts.

MUH DICK

nice wardrobe malfunction :^)

>dat lina nip
I'm in love

In my pants, qt.

I SEE A NIPPLE

Hello my fellow NA bulls.

>tfw matu is literally unstoppable

I wanna fuck Lina's hot pussy!

AA for Liquid, calling it

christ i wish i was in jerax shoes
like, they literally are scared of him, two first bans dedicated to him

>tfw noone of lina cosplays actually fly

>manlets on both teams

Settle down there, tiger.

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I need my noodle in between those Lina tits

I just want to fuck a blue chick.

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>lanklets on suicide watch

more like
>strength health buff reverted
>base HP increase reverted

left and middle a shit

right one tho

>le 9k mmr hero abuser shitter is good meme

Thank god our guys Liquid are destroying these shitters.

this manlet meme still going?

lmao, those blades

Would you rather have a Russian doto gf or a China doto gf?

this fat fuck is stealing millions

I think you should look on the river bank

Same.

>memepush is back again

me on middle

ID RATHER GET THAT BOIPUCCI

no, that is making str heroes more viable.
nerf current str heroes, the str buff is ok.

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Who won last game ?

>horsefuckers outside of /mlp/
please win og

That's exactly what I was thinking. It was never funny.

slow down, the brother is 100% better

>Wisp bristleback

LMAO OG is finished

OUR GUYS

>/d2g/_poster_posing_with_trans.png

purge is so mad lmao

you can feel the rage about hillary winning in him

I would bang mid desu

IS MATUMBA OUR GIRL?

>tfw you settle your quarry

>give me ALL the farm, I have a game to lose

9k Tinker Gameplay boysssssssss

ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT IM
THINKING?

God I want to fuck that cute boy on the right.

do not worry peter

leave memepush to me

absolutely

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The Poo Witches

But miracle 9k mmr dota phd?

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just watched EE play terrorblade in a pub, two words

unremarkable performance

>slavs can't even afford proper portrait photography lenses

liquid will win with a blademail on bristleback

screencap this

>Tinker
LMAO
Liquid are going to double rax OG at 20 minutes while Tinker only has travels and have a blink dagger

screen shot this

Friendly reminder that Lycan is still the most overpowered hero in the game and has been for his entire existence.

WANNA FUCKKKK HARD

I'd be mad too if I donated over $1000 for nothing despite having student loan debt >:^)

In russia boys are cuter than girls.

>Fed Lina
yum

>one hand on her ass
>another on his dick

lmao

>casters sucking miracle and jew dick as usual
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE LIQUID?

yeah ill just laser the bear and spam machines thx
oh and yeah, good luck trying to push vs brewmaster, good luck trying to ult under cyclone!

Is liquid all memepush?

After so many years playing with slavs, he actually became one. THE MADMAN


What did G mean by this

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WHAT IF
WHAT
IF
WHAT
IF
REARM RUBICK

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>no pump-a-rum hero
that no pickle-pee :(

>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
GODLIKE!

>southern californians have no understanding of the rest of the country and have fringe beliefs

what's new ? Even northern californians want to secede from the rest of the crazies down south

cause casters know shit besides spouting the newest memes

>shoes

How can chinks even compete?

WHY DID THEY GET THE FARM VACUUM

Why he even take that student loan if he self employed ?

Miracles going to get aghs on tinker again to counter LD.

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>no catch on liquid against tinker
og got this

anymore pics of fem jugg with her midriff exposed?

yeah I'm a pervert

I want to fuck this area while the costume is still on.