/ss13g/ spessmen on a spess station

Last time I post this until before it starts.

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>Anyone who is not Naomi or Shiggy, and can do the job.
Naomi is the best detective I've ever seen

I agree with Paul and Vulgaris though, they're great.

I know no clown or mime that is good and Patrick Bateman used to be a pretty good Chef

Naomi is trash.

Nochta Iglav was a decent RD, right?

I bet she plays it like a sec officer who can drink a lot.

Kayahi or whoever that bird is for bartender

xenoarch - jakob son of jakob
robotics - cheeto
xenobio - hanoko
telesci - liam
bartender - that one vox who used to play tons of bartender
AI - arma
Chef - Hensha was the only regular chef player I remember. Not sure if he was any good.

very tempting to stealthshill and inserft myself into this list but i'll leave that to someone else if I am deserving

For science add the fields Toxins, Xenoarch, Tele, and Xenobio.

Don Cheeto for toxins.

I think a prerequisite for being on the list is that they actually play the role that you're giving them but keep trying.

>hanako

banned 4 lyfe

Only when there's no other security to fulfill the job.

How so? I've never seen somebody do a better job of actually being a detective. She's not great at just being security officer + revolver but when it comes to scanning and catching criminals she is great.

please send help

Also tried clearing out the cache just in case, didn't work either.

not really

Mechanic: Mateo Mitchell

Jakob is good at xenoarch, but utter crap at being a scientist or a decent man in general
Hensha doesn't pick Chef for the duties, he's a shitter

As said, you will never see her in there again.

Well who was then? I don't remember anyone but Nochta and I've never had any problems with him

>tfw no one will ever remember your static name and suggest you for these lists

nth for martians need a sprite, badly!

>mfw killing the same people over and over
>i randomname so they dont know who am i
feels good

he isn't just good as xenoarch, he is #1 or #2 on the serb.
speedy fast with the large artifacts. he rarely isn't on the roid.

What's your static name? I bet I remember you! I bet I have no fond memories about you though, just the hate!

UI is gonna need a huge overhaul for multihanded races

pAI: A.L.I.C.E.

what did >she get banned for exactly? I just remember them being a decent xenobio and checked the ban list when I started playing again

I know that, he released his secret methods to the public as well, which was really nice of him, but he never does R&D, absolutely never, not even when he's the only scientist and the rest of the station is miners, medbay and corpses

But the UI already pretty much works in the gif. What do you mean?

banbaiting. Caused huge drama with discordgate, told the admins they had proof of metagaming when they didn't, people from the said discord outed posts of theirs saying they were looking for banvalids on certain people.

Something about claiming that >she had some evidence that there was a metaclub and never actually had it. Ban was for ban b8ing.

It overlaps the storage slots and the "SWAP" button, making it look sloppy

long story short, sawbones set up an unofficial discord in the middle of the night and alot of people joined and memed in it. admins thought this was a metacomms group and hanako supported admins to ban anyone who was in the discord group, along with other people who never touched the discord group but were known staticnamers, hanako wanted her banvalids badly. she ended up getting banned permanently for ban baiting

I am pretty good at RD, but I don't self shill

That's just a matter of moving the SWAP button upwards. Not a huge overhaul necessarily

RIP

Paul plays a great HoS

It looks really, really ugly, all the overlapping.

Spill the beans, matey, what's your name and how exactly do you RD "well"?

The Friggin - Sawbones

I'm not the guy who's making it. I'm just not dumb and can understand what's going on

Yahir - forum user

god damn he has some issues, but no one posts logs like him.

Paramedic: Nasir Scott

CMO: Patrick Bateman

Go away Elim

Perpetraitor - Willy Spooks
Cargo Tech - Robert Greymont
Engineer - Allen Baker
Mineralogist - Eliminator
Memeralogist - That Other Lad Who Keeps Posting Minerals

Station Faggot: You

>Enter serb after a week of not playing
>"I guess I'll do a shitty gimmick as medbay doctor!"
>Start round
>Get notified rules no longer apply
>THE WILD RIDE BEGINS

JESUS CHRIST THIS IS HORRIFYING

Flaunt your comfies, if you got 'em

You mean washing machine fucker right?

Explain.

have fun loading the cryotubes with pacid and shooting everyone you see with the syringe gun

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He literally fucked a washing machine last night

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Make an issue on the forums or github.

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2311
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues

I can't figure out what's going on from a Veeky Forums thread.

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No he didn't

Not last night anyway

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CMO: Yahir Kepplinger
Security Officer: (also) Nick Weller
Librarian: Hime Kizuna
Clown: Hugh G Rection

I'm working on some right now!

all the doors had signalers attached to the bolt wire.
I was the cargo gatekeeper all shift.

I would rather take a perma ban then rather have Oliver play the game again.

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fuck off degenerate

I hope you, your shitty game, and your gay squid lolis all fucking die.

Fuck off

Squidpersons when?

Splatoon mode when?
Just rework gangs and make it better
Make janitors the heros the station needs

What the fuck

>Nasir Scott: OH GOD YES WASHING MACHINES
>Nasir Scott: OH BABY
>Nasir Scott ERPs with the washing machines
>Nasir Scott: YES THIS IS GOOD
>Nasir Scott/ ERPs some more with the washing machines.
>Nasir Scott: UNF UNF UNF
>Nasir Scott: UNF
>Nasir Scott ERPs real hardcore with the washing machine, some sick shit you wouldn't even believe
>Unknown: OH YEAH GHOSTS
>Unknown: OPEN THAT SHIT
>Unknown: CLOSE THAT SHIT
>Unknown: OH BABY
>Unknown continues to ERP with the washing machines, doing shit that you would literally puke if you could actually see it
>Unknown: OH BABY
>Nasir Scott: I'M DONE NOW
>Nasir Scott: I HOPE MY SICK WATCHERS ENJOYED THAT HOT MEMERY
>Nasir Scott: OH WHO AM I KIDDING
>Nasir Scott ERPs one more time with the washing machine. You think your mother just blushed, despite not knowing.
>Nasir Scott: WEW

Please correct any spelling mistakes/forgotten second names.
Complain if anybody you think isn't a good match
Suggest statics to fill the gaps
No one static can fill two slots

>Command
Captain: Old Blind Blackburn
Head of Personnel:
Head of Security: Paul Foster
Research Director: Nochta Iglva
Chief Engineer: Nick Weller
Chief Medical Officer:

>Security
Warden: Caleigh Stall
Security Officer: Vulgaris Magistras
Detective: Naomi Williams

>Medical
Medical Doctor: Ginger Beach
Paramedic: Nasir Scott
Chemist:

>Engineering
Engineer: Allen Baker
Atmospheric Technician: Angelite Entyshak
Mechanic: Mateo Mitchell

>Science
Xenoarch: Jacob Jakobson
Robotocist:
Xenobiologist: Hanako
Telescience: Robot Man
Toxins: Don Cheeto
Geneticist:

>Cargo
Quartermaster: Iris Mclowell
Cargo Tech: Robert Greymount
Shaft Miner:

>Civilian
Bartender: Kayahi
Chef:
Botanist: Weedy Mcgee
Librarian: Hime Kizuna
Chaplain:
Janitor:
Assistant:

>Misc
Clown: Hugh G. Reaction
Mime:
Internal Affairs Agent: Garryck

>Silicon
Artifical Intelligence: MULTIVAC
Cyborg: Cyrridven
MoMMi:
pAI: A.L.I.C.E

>had a chance to rape my waifu today
>didn't

Vulgaris doesn't play security officer, he's just robust and even then it's situational and doesn't happen every time

several hours left

>Iglva
It's Iglav.
>Hanako
Hanako Yamoto, then.

I still think Bateman should be the CMO, he's alright if not for the waifus.
He actually does play sec.

Ppsh-41 when?
>Can be found at the russian station in a locker
Beast Master mode when?
>Players spawn with a book that allows them to command 5 random monsters
It'd get laggy fast on high pop, which makes it perfect for low pop, where people are busy trying to take over the station with monsters
Space pod mods when?
>Can install anything from scanners that can help scientist to laser guns to fend the station from wrongdoers.
I know it sounds overpowered, and I know it sounds like I'm that guy who keeps complaining about there not being enough genuinely useful shit for the mechanic to do because I am, but pods are mostly untouched and I think it's because they're just a faster, flashier version of a hardsuit and jetpack, which requires quite a bit of time to build, not to mention requires uranium and plasma. For the time spent building it should have a lot more to offer people, modding should be something specific to the mechanic.

More of a moral thing really.
I guess I regret it a little bit but better off not doing it.

>Toxins: Don Cheeto
I missed this, when did he switch from robotics?
Is he making 7devs?

I'd say quite a few of those names aren't actually that commited to the roles they're put in and only occasionaly play those roles out of every round they play nowadays. Do they still count?

But I think the idea of having a list of the 'best' when our community is constantly changing and nothing like it looks six months ago is pretty dumb too.

try reverting to 510.1341, that fixed it for me when I had problems with it

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>realize lifeweb is open for the weekend and decide to check it out
>banned: Praise the Lord
Okay

Martians are cute. C U T E

I like it

>round after round of fucking trash
>badmin kills the fucking server with LE DANK SUPERSHERDS XD

>hurr my waifu's not on the list it's dumb I'm a huge faggot

If you don't like this server get banned and fuck off to TG you reject fucktard
It's shit enough there are waifus still on there though what the fuck is with that

SUBERMABBER SHARBS NO RUBLES I AM ADMIN LMAO xDD
commit suicide admins

HIDE YOUR HUSUBANDOS

IT IS TIME FOR FEMDOM

That's my fetish.