/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

Either pay outrageous amounts of scalped tickets or do some homework on the building and attempt to sneak in.

Why would anyone play top-down 2D clickshit when Paragon exists?

How can poors even compete?

Seriously, they can't even queue against me.

this fat fuck now exists in two threads at once like some quantum shit

>not talking with your teammates
stay out out white mans queue shit skin

>filthy shit skin making up silly scenarios in an attempt to invalidate our glorious region locked white paradise because he's too poor to afford a pass

>parashit
>good
haha! top meme!

Serious question here for the people that purchased the battle pass.

When are you able to sell the Immortal items you already obtained with the initial purchase?

This is a very important matter.

>hotpatch after hotpatch after hotpatch to fix all the issues a fuck HAT UPDATE caused
what a joke of a development team

how hard is it to level up? is it realistic to get level 225 without buying levels?

after TI

whos the greatest terrorblade player in /d2g/

oh yeah, its me

>New Compendium shit

>No new CARRY Abaddon Immortal or Set

FUCK THIS SHIT, MAN.

>sold my entire inventory for compendium
you better be right /d2g/ this better be worth it.

>that WR set looks cool...
>check it ingame
>it turns her into a fat hipster with scoliosis

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DAILY FUCKING REMINDER THAT BRUNO LIVES AND CONTINUES TO WALK AMONG US

WE ARE THE CHOSEN ONES

Your entire waking life is going to have to be Dota for the next month

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>My team picks Alchemist
>Know immediately we lost
>Put on comfy music in the background
>mfw watching the dumpster fire as we lose in less than 25 minutes

>mfw Valvebro was shitposting with us last thread

how do we know you didnt edit all that

Why would one white do that to another?

What do I do anons? I want to play to complete the challenges so I can unlock the styles for the new shit but I'm a terrible player. This terrible play leads to me feeling really bad for letting my team down and makes me not want to play.

>be not white
>buy compendium
>can now play supposedly in the 'white-only' queue

???

how hard is it to get levels?

cm announcer pack is pretty cute desu

>Get lynched

Why doesn't Valve just put all of the compendium money towards the prize pool?

so, how do i do to get a free lvl 50 compendium and begging here?

id: shaddamc

Where were you when the Jews won?

>tfw no one to gift me a Compendium

THERES A CM ANNOUNCER PACK?

Who's cock do I have to suck for a level 50 compendium?

>mfw shitskins LITERALLY don't have $100 to spare as disposable income

HOLY SHIT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING LMFAO

Tiago I better not see your black ass in my white paradise.

My cock, dudester.

I won't give you jack shit in the end though, LOL.

I'm kinda upset guys I accidentally bought the goypendium on an alt account and I'm waiting for the refunded money to become usable again. Probably gonna be there for 3 days and I'm not willing to drop another $10 just to get it immediately.

can she breath through that nose and mouth? I hope she's ok :(

That seems like not the best deal then user.

>he doesn't have at least 10k in disposable income at all times
the perks of the white man I suppose

That's a cute image, dudebro.

I'm gonna steal that shit.

Also, my ass is 100% white, man.

See you in the new MMR games. hehehehehe

SHITSKINS KEEP GETTING REKT

Is it really that important for you to have that 10$ in your back account?

>tfw neet

please help me /d2g/ I've tried everything and I still cant get good. I've been playing this game for close to 5 years now and I'm still 2.3k while everyone else I know has been playing for way less time and is way better. I know all the mechanics of the game and I try to always counterpick the enemy team with heros that I know I'm good with, but I can't seem to ever end up winning unless my opponents are clearly way worse than I am. I'm at my last rope and this game is the only thing I have in my life. How the hell do I get good at this game.

>taunts @ levell 285
>terrain at 125
>shit weather at lvl 50
>good weather at lvl 215

Phase 3.

Alright gentleman,

who are we rigging the Arcana vote for?

Whoever was in charge of this new MM is a retard. I get matched with people who are 2k MMR under me during the calibration and they don't even want to support me.

Our guy, Tony.

I created my own system where if I win 10 easy bot games in a row, I would move onto medium, if I won 10 mediums, I'd move onto hard, and if I won 10 unfair games in a row, I'd queue up for a real match thinking I'd be ready for it. If at any time I lost a match, I'd be knocked back a difficulty until I completed 10 more games of that difficulty. So far I've only beaten unfair bots 10 times in a row twice. This is the only way I'm able to psyche myself up to play with actual players in a real game.

Even though I have anxiety I still want to get better at this game. Is there another way for me to improve?

>I've tried everything and I still cant get good

obviously we should choose the glowing ballof bleep bloop

okay, well maybe I haven't tried everything because obv I'm asking for advice but my plea for help still stands

Depends on how good you are and if the game decides to not pair with the absolute worst players ever.

Weekly Challenges, Quests all need to be done in won games.

the quarry settler

>Check the profile of someone with 1,6XX level goypendium
>He ONLY plays custom games

>Look up most broken to easy ratio hero in current patch
>Play only that

Netherdrake.

I'm as white as it gets

That's the thing, it doesn't actually go back onto my credit card it just goes to steam wallet but yet I still have to wait. Silly valve

>5 years
>2.3k
Literally bait

Watch pro games. Every single match.

Copy everything EE-sama does

>sheever not invited

>nigmanoname invited

kek

>already spent 50 dollars on this

I feel so dirty. and I'm not getting paid till next week.

I just want the fucking Phoenix Immortal so bad. Why is Valve so fucking strict with the trading and gifting?

What mmr are you and do you think you improved more by it than just queuing ranked?

Lanaya

No, but seriously dudebros.

Can some of you shitlords gift me a Battle pass compendium already?

I'm trying to be nice here.

sauce?

blame the scammers and the people getting scammed

i dont understand why sheever not getting invited is being a big deal. can someone explain it to me?

Hey guys based insider valvebro here
When you merge your seasonal MMR at the end of the season, it rounds up to the nearest 100. So 4317 mmr becomes 4400

Just thought you might want to know this, you won't even find it out otherwise for months

>Had constant 120 fps
>after this shit update i now have 60 on main menu and 20 ingame
You valvedrones will defend this shit and keep throwing money at valve for tasteless cosmetics and glowy uninspired chink pandering shit.
You are worse than blizzdrones and reddit combined.
Keep ruining this game, and keep supporting this shit tier - jewish company ran by nexon.
FUck all of you , you fucking literal retarded faggots ,also i have to point out that you fags dont even take time to read whats inside the goypendium before buying it , you literally just throw money at valve to shit on this game.
Fuck all of you.

Xth for Divine Dagger, the spawn of Blink Dagger, Sacred Relic, and a 1200 gold recipe! Can't be dissasembled! New abilities!
>Can now point-and-click target enemy unit to immediatley get a free attack off as soon as you blink! Functions similarly to Echo Sabre, but better!
>+200 range, remove the 200 range bonus thing off of this version!
>+60 damage!
The perfect iteration!

Red confirmed fuTA lover

Feminists.

Same. I just started playing dota last month and already developed the infamous queue anxiety. This is super gay and is preventing me from even completing my first battle pass quest. I think it's a fear of losing and being outplayed by someone else more than anything else. How do I overcome this ?

You'll have to take my word that I've played dota 1 for a while before this

twitter.com/SheeverGaming/status/732284015584120832

twitter.com/NigmaNoname/status/732332458214068225

Close your chats

hey thanks for the info dude just one more thing would you kindly shove this pay2win garbage map up your BUM!!

>Have 4 games of LP left when Battle Pass is released
>The eternal WHITE PARADISE that is Region Locked Dota 2 is literally and physically here and it's just beyond my fingertips
>Know Valve is gonna hit me with a 40 loss streak to keep me in LP and can't even force myself to open Dota

Reminder none of you know this hell and getting 5 games of LP for abandoning once in months is draconian and cruel and holy FUCK FIVE GAMES FOR ONE ABANDON FUCKING VALVE WHY DO I EVEN WANT TO GIVE THEM MONEY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

the battle pass is HERE

You're alright, dudester.

Whenever you come to Portugal, I'll fucking invite to you to come with me to the beach and I'll buy you a fucking Ice Tea to drink with me while we watch the fucking babes in bikini.

You need to stop being a baby and force yourself to play until it goes away

>that JUST hair
no

so do any of the calibration abuses still work?
or any new ones for that matter?

everyone here will forget about this dumb fucking mess in a few months. why a few months? because thats when youre going to buy the new compendium, all of you fucing autists. thanks for ruining the game.

alberto barbossa is fucking poor. this is beyond poetry, this just makes so much sense, this is like a given law of the universe

cool

portugal is like the peru of europe
go slit your wrists

Best hero to get the 250 seconds of slow?