Mass Effect General /MEG/

we did that once, thanemancer called us all assholes and threatened to leave

Living with my brother. And my mother is visiting for a few days.

Now I'm curious what do you look like, Scar.

>Best waifu ___me
I have enough scars on my back already, thanks.

There's nothing cheeky about Jack
Just lewd

...

STOP MAKING HER UNCOMFORTABLE YOU RAPIST PIG

But Thanemancer is the cutest femtur! By a thin margin.

I wish you were still a human, then you'd be best waifu.

did he really post that?

...

I think Jack is comfortable with most things. I don't get what you're saying.

...

...

haha holy fuck that image is related to a 290.000 words fan-fiction

archiveofourown.org/works/4048294/chapters/9107986

also this:
soundcloud.com/chiara-keating/losing-myself-venri�

this:
youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6m0YJleOvqrlqtIoyM1wyVE4YRFRKQmu

and this:
dochielle.tumblr.com/Fan Art for Venri

...

how's that mosquito bite doing?

Wasn't real. I just wanted to get reactions. Mosquito was real, though. And I did kill it. I also do sleep naked

I'm not sure I can trust you any more after this devious deception

succulente

One would think a turian in a relationship with a human would cut his claws a bit. Those things are huge.

Samus or OCD's deception?

samus. I wouldn't go quite as far as that for the trick.

...

Why do americans dont give a fuck about a nice structured OP
Not even the previous thread is linked, bad form

Previous MEG

...

>argh, someone posted my public photos
Top xax.

Miranda getting plowed from behind.
>my.mixtape.moe/yihdgi.webm
Only posting the version with black outfit 'cuz better.

female logic at its strongest

does your mum know you made some cool ME lists ?

Something about the texture of her ass throws me off.
It's like skin-colored marble doused in oil.

>skin-colored marble doused in oil

The best.

...

Will we get to play as a tranny in Andromeda? Bioware/EA is supposedly the most LGBT friendly company around...

>autist being triggered by this and spamming swampbeast pics in 5.. 4.. 3..

>implying femshep isn't a tranny.
That's why garrus and her are such a good match, considering the old garrus has a vagina theory.

That's just gemshep after she's gone off her rocker. The plastic dress was just the start.

>the plastic dress

Muh dick.

Yes. In fact they bring back both Jennifer Hale and 'Krem' from DA:I and transpose it into ME:A.

Ear-piece translator. They say 'realtime', but really it's 'say something-wait for it to translate-respond'.
>cntraveler.com/stories/2016-05-17/new-pilot-earpiece-translates-languages-for-you-in-real-time

I imagine it comes in a roll, you wrap it around yourself like clingwrap and the opposite ends adhere to one another.
Then you can either reuse the dress by gently prying the adhered ends apart. Or just rip it off. It comes in packs of 10.

How do I get the Mass Effect 1 texture mode to work correctly? I deleted my shader cache and installed it but it's not looking as good as I hoped. what .ini's do I tweak?

I'm actually kind of excited for ME:A even though Mass Effect 3 was fucking atrocious

Also when is the Meer version of the trailer coming out? Only 8% of players played femShep so why was she picked for the trailer? That's fucking stupid.

It reads right in the details and the provided readme

Because femshep bestshep duh

Your obsession with trannies is quite worrysome

Ah my bad thank you

It was 18%, really sad only so little played the true mass effect expierience. The trailer was made for the true patricians under the fans.

FemShep's voice is shit tier though

You're an expert at making things needlessly complex, Ed.
Besides, you gotta have the ass zipper. Easy access zipper and tiny thong.

what's a true mass effect experience ?

Oh right. The ass zipper.
Didn't remember that.

Easy access for quickies in some alley. Handy.

Oh please. I wrote stuff like this too, doesn't mean I'm obsessed with buttocks clenching. I just write because it's fun. The subject matter doesn't necessarily align with my beliefs or tastes.

this story always get's me

Adrian Delaware Shepard is probably the most bizarre character I've written.
I wonder if his creator knows what a TOTALLY STRAIGHT guy his creation has become.

Also this is another example of writing that conflicts with my beliefs (I believe in an insatiable lust for qt quarian females ). Although I could see it happen in ME.

it's when you buy everything mass effect related

what the fuck did I just read

Looking forward to more adventures of Adrian Delaware's.

I still wonder which movie or series this comes from

Paragon MaleShep Soldier 100% of all 3 games

Well, a story with a few glaring spelling errors that I missed.
I wrote it on impulse awhile ago, just felt the need to try out 1st person writing a bit. I'm usually not a fan of reading 1st person. But I'm pretty happy with that one.

I'm sure we'll meet Adrian Delaware Shepard again.

first person writing can be incredibly good in science-fiction. check out some of Robert A. Heinlein's works like Starship Troopers The Puppet Masters or Friday.

Yeah, my dislike of 1st person probably comes from the time which I read loads of fanfics.
It can be done well of course.
I'll try and check out heinleins work.

Also you recommended battle angel alita awhile back, and I really like/liked it. So thanks for that!

Lies.

I did not. I just said I was surprised but then again, my tumblr url is the exact same as the name I use here so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

:^)

They're working on a cure so maybe someday.

Thats the literal casual pleb tier expieience

Renegade femshep infiltrator romancing liara

go to sleep autist

Get aids faggot

Isn't the transformation painful? Could you cope with that pain again TM?

I really don't like Hale's voice acting, especially the renegade lines. And Bioware tends to make renegade and paragon less 'righteous and ruthless' and more 'right and wrong'

It's possible to be put under for it.

ME

YOU

That's a relief. Will you make a full recovery? I hear there's still the issue of scales growing between layers of skin, and the toxic shock from turian blood encountering human blood before the body is able to handle it.

Pickle pee?

Don't be like that. You had some laughs, /meg/ was bumped. It was good.

I'd rather she didn't.

>I'd rather she didn't.
I feel the same, considering the weird shit I produce.

I really like that list OCD.

>I feel the same, considering the weird shit I produce.
That's fine compared to the really weird stuff you write. Wouldn't show it to my mother, though.

>I really like that list OCD.
But it's lewd!

Indeed. This is a little weirder. Then there's Talicysts and Foam and Lurker and Miranda Temple and oh jesus what have I done with my life.

>That filename
She didn't pass out. Must be used to lewdness like that.
I thought there was a person under the dress at first.

>herself
>not herslef

I had honestly forgot I had made that typo in the first place. I'm amazed how you remember it.

Again, it's all very new so we're still exploring my options.

>first contact war
>turian interrogation

and how exactly is that possible without omni tool ?

Maybe sign language? Morse code.

i.4cdn.org/gif/1463352841307.webm

...

I'm sorry but I just went full Ireland on that piece of ass

>nigger

You could teach that ass to play the piano

>Maybe sign language? Morse code.

It would still require prior translation.

>.webm
Damn!

Pictograms? Sketches? Gesticulating?

Humanity has encountered languages with different origins before. Just look how different Finnish and Swedish is, but people learned.
Problem might be if the language incorporates sounds a human cannot replicate, or body language.

what if they are not even using sound but telepathy?
just imagine that Mars Attacks "ack ack ack" sound in your head

...

I bet that femshep is actually a tranny

You think that about everyone

I'd assume they're still capable of drawing? I'm sure a sign language could be made that both species can use.

JEEZ ITS 2016 U HAVE TO RESPCET EVERYONE YOU RACIST PIG

Why are they all wearing red T-shirts?
Tali in a T-shirt a cute.

nice strawman