/twg/ - Total War General

>New twg thread
Brb for 10 min until all meme posted

nth for the Animechosen

>tfw noone posts a faction destroyed picture of Aksum with the line "The world cucked Aksum"

Da fire rises

Do you even realize how many times this will have to be posted before they are announced?

Funny thing is the battlefield advisor also says that

The cucked, now, the cucked cannot pass on their newfound fetish.

youtube.com/watch?v=IUW0UJWpfUQ

Medieval II is kind of a broken game.

so you be sayin'
It's a feature

WE LAY SIEGE TO THEIR KURAKS
OUR BOARS LOVE BLOOD
WE TAKE THIS SETTLEMENT FOR DA BOSSSS
OUR WAR BOSS IS IN GURAVE DANGER MY GRIMGOR

Did i forget any ebin memes?

is there a new stream? where?

Also filters out the ass. At least we already know that.

it's not that hard to figure it out

Greenskins cucked da world. Grimgor did! He took an Orc army to Bretonnia. There wuz NO ONE left to cuck, da fightin' wuz his.

But Grimgor is dead. His WAAAAGH is gone. And so we live in EVIL days. The black orcs of da Badlands have cucked each other instead of their proper enemies, those who ENVY the big Greenskin cock.

Grimgor must weep, if da dead weep. I would weep in his place, but I would also hope. Da world turns. What wuz may come again. Da fates still spin da web of orc's lives. So now perhaps da gods wish Orcs to cuck again. Perhaps a new Grimgor will become the bull, bring the BIG GREENSKIN COCK where there are LITTLE EMPIRE BOYS. Recuck the world to a better place.

Perhaps.

"We are back again with a Dwarf campaign live stream at 2pm BST"

Its 2:10 what is going on

Nice trailer for new people

someone from ca said in chat that theres a delay today

christ CA have never shilled so hard for new players.

It's almost like their biggest budget game calls for a considerable marketing campaign.

If Warhammer is so great then why is Warcraft the one getting it's own movie?

Blizzfans win again.

Is this bad?
Lots of people who never played tw going to get it

>Joey struggling to put on Dwarf suit

Joey, is that you?

Please talk to me

Stream's up.

>Blizzfans win again.

y-yeah, we win...

Everyday

Warcraft is literally a stolen IP.

I mean the term literally for once :)

>no stream
>hard to figure out

thx for the info man

Is it just me or anyone else thinks that she looks like a mix of Katy Perry and Quasimodo?

what the fug is that pic

MANLETS LOSE THEIR HOME TO ORCS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN :')

Why didn't Games Workshop sue them then?

They seem to sue everyone to the left and right today

Me on the left

SWEDEN
YES

They were originally making a warhammer game, something went wrong and Blizzard released the game changing character names so they didn't waste the assets.

Because Games Workshop decided to be dumb jews about Fantasy until it was way too late.

Fucking Age of Sigmar.

...

Orc-Bane?

He's a powerful guy

Bane of Orcs.

Why does he wear the mask?

Wud i URT if i tuk it of ya git

>brewmaster shirt

Whenever I buy TW:W I will cuck the world. For Grimgor.

Do chariots have any real use apart from running over dogs and peasants?

None cared about me until I went out of production

Running over everything?
Chariots are one of most op units if use them right

SUDDENLY BEST LL APPEARS

>Orc-Bane
>Bane of Orcs

>Dwarf stack
>With NO RANGED UNITS

Why for would you do this.

I've never seen an actual source for this rumour.

>ass hag

>tfw no Tomb Kangz

I just want my swarm of skeleton chariots running niggas down.

AZHAG BTFO

>inb4 he dies a pathetic death

>inb4 they lose the battle to the single unit of skirmishing cav

no its A-Z-HAG mate.

what's the best way to use them? every time I have had them in an army they just end up getting halted then btfo,

Apparently they wanted to make a game like Warhammer, but not Warhammer

kotaku.com/5929161/how-warcraft-was-almost-a-warhammer-game-and-how-that-saved-wow

TK chariots are about the worst chariots in the game. I don't see them being any good in total war where ranged units are much deadlier.

Is that a fucking Skeleton Trumpet?

Charge then run away then charged and then run away then charge again
Just don't stop if they stop they pretty much useless

Joey is cute.

CUTE!

Wow Ungrim is boring as fuck, literally a manlet that swings an axe, there is nothing special in his skillset other than stat changes

He's short and fucks up big uns. All we need from him.

It's almost like the Manlets are the most boring faction

Go back to your dungpile you fucking grobi.

He's the best at what he does: stomping monsters into the dirt

>Organ gun mount

Yeeeeeees

dwarves are boring as fuck*

>Dwarfs

They're pretty cool when they start blowing shit up.

Dwarves are boring in general.

Such a one dimensional faction, sit and wait for enemy to clash against your invincible line then pelt them with missiles and artillery.

Dwarves = Noob square x 10

Its joey in charge to play total war episode

New thing.

youtu.be/IUW0UJWpfUQ
youtu.be/IUW0UJWpfUQ
youtu.be/IUW0UJWpfUQ

Read the thread ya dingus

Thoughts on Agrez mods?

Shit taste itt.

well we don't get to see the runesmith this stream

she's a 4/10 in the UK and we aren't know for our women lad.

That's what I try to do but every time they end up getting bogged down when trying to run away

>read up on warhammer stuff in anticipation of the game
>find out about Age of Sigmar

goddamn joey is annoying

Dwarfs are kinda boring but i still like them
Especially classic grumpy bearded dwarfs with weird ancient looking weapons armor
Dragon age dwarfs with no beard and gay ass jokes are truly cancer

ALL LL'S AND FACTIONS HAVE UNIQUE INTRO's!

www DOT twitch DOT tv/gamewatchercom/v/66820824?t=0h01m40s

Dwarfs campaign there plus an English look at the UI and story text.

Looks like someone is a pessimistic little bitch.

desu just use them as cavalry but more mobile

Her "We don't *need* to besiege this settlement lads, but it'll be fun but most of you will die" speech yesterday was pretty fucking funny.

>read a bit of the lore
>chaos destroys the world
>the end
why do people like warhammer again

Radious tier garbage