/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

how much money did you put into that inventory

More than I'd like to admit. I do also have ~300 keys I can cash out at any time though from trading.

Eh, there is worse shit to spend it on, like think about all the money you have wasted on games you only play for a week and get bored once you realize its shit

this is why i only buy games with multiplayer.

Yea but theres been a few of the online multiplayer ones like that too, thats why i dont have a problem with cosmetic shit as long as it stays cosmetic

Any of you dweebs on EU in mg-dmg range down to mm?

Are you guys fucking kidding me?

>that famas when you lost 100$ on ragebets

>I do not know how map projections, topography or internet routing works please kill me I'm retarded

I don't understand how can anyone in their right mind enjoy casual, you literally have to be braindead and do some crazy shit to get kills

hey guys can i get a 1G for Anonymous here.

youre better off kys

Or stay in one position and mow down the hordes of retards that run at you one by one using no utility?

Who /surf/ here

youtu.be/dyiG1vANmu8

surf is for plebs
bhop is for big boys

Fucking pretty. Love it.

youtube.com/watch?v=8xqwm14EFR0

Yeah i hope this game fucking dies

Surf is mechanically more difficult than bhop. Bhop itself is piss easy, the hard maps are only hard because they have longjump and kz

>the hard maps are only hard because they have longjump and kz
you clearly have no idea what you're talking about

Ive been playing kz since 2008 in source and I am friends with the best bunnyhoppers in the game lol

good 4 u

...

Well the Pepe stage is just a retextured surf_aztec someone pointed out.

Though yeah, most surf maps are fucking memes at this point. Given we have Omnific (Current WR of what, 5:29:??) and sinsane bonus (Trofle's 1/1 map record) many of the maps can be trivialized.

>Surf is mechanically more difficult than bhop.
lmao come back when you can do a 290

Could someone please gift me an ESEA trial code? I want don't want to pay money for it without trying it out first.

you pleb faggots got nothing on zandronum jumpmazes

Surf is a lot harder than bhop though

>tfw a girl responds to you with an smug/cute anime girl

feelsgoodman

>Bhop and longjump are the same thing

Csgo children are the absolute worst

It's not lmao
even girls can do it

Although they fixed a lot of shit to simplify it for plebs climb maps have the highest skill ceiling in cs

You wouldn't know but you use both in house of climb

lmao how's dmg treating you shitter?

:3

>fucking climb
>high skill ceiling
Rolf

can at least one of you jump from window to ladder on mirage, without stopping?
from inferno A truck to balcony and porch?
to any of the granite boxes, hang there and jiggle peak?
etc etc etc

of course you can't, because you learned a useless skill
have fun surfing :)

>granite boxes
huh?

also that's all easy as fuck

Alright m8 let's see you do it
post a webm

gotchu senpai

desu I really want to see you self-boost to quad porch roof from balcony

if you can do that, you can praise surf all you want

here's window

>4:3

>janko commentating

lmaoooo

alright you passed pleb tier
now do the self-boost

envyus is sucking shit again

>90 fps

>have 10 times i need returned from csgolounge
>bot literally trades me 1 at a time
why is this allowed?

the hard way or the easy way?

with jews you lose user

the mp7 impire is alright but i like the whiteout a lot better
you can get low float FT whiteouts that look pretty close to the mw/fns for like a dollar
also who uses the p2k like seriously, that shits gross dude, equip that usp please
oh
also
Heat is the only good mag-7

ye do it all in one
anyway I really don't care that much you seem cool

surf suck tho sorry bruh

>surf suck tho sorry bruh
i don't even play it lol

also let's see you do the same jump but around the roof
did it once but didn't record it

I had one for a few months and wanted a change of scenery. I still have it.

and I'm thinking of getting a Pandora's Box to go with the Impire, and the P2k has more ammo than the USP for pistol rounds.

I've done it a bunch of times
it's really not that hard

but you only need 5 bullets to ace them???

webm

Maybe. Though I'm one to be feared in the right position with it.

i spent 10 dollars on keys for the fuck of it and i feel so disgusted with myself now

i was talking about the usp my man

theres really no reason to use the p2k when you have 36 bullets plus the potential to pick up a dead teammate's usp on pistol rounds

>he doesn't play casual with animefams

>dead thread
what happened?

damn even tf2g is more active than you guys

We're so busy watching the stream.

game is dead weight, na is shit, our boys banned for life, arabs taking over the skins and BR monkeys winning our torneys

I've already uninstalled this piece of shit game after losing a scrim to some 9rws shitters

>You must have a Steam purchase that is between 30 days and a year old.
fuck you steam holy shit bunch of jews I JUST WANNA SELL MY SKINES TO GET GAMES

>ESEA
>botnet

>faceit
>shit

>CEVO
>shit

>MM
>AH CYKA DROP AWP PLS

Why is it so difficult to find four people who do not suffer from brain damage?

Seeing 5 AKs in the last round while all T's are on 10k+ seems like such a waste. If this was D2 atleast we could've seen 5 AWPs or autos aimed at double doors.

>being europoor
TOP
KEK

>derezzer

NA globals are EU dmg desu

>not being yuropeen
why would you even play this game lol

i'm confused
how can you not have that? are you some kind of poor person?

The other team seems to find five people that are KennyS and Olofmeister no problem, yet I'm stuck with boosted silvers.

ye

There's so many times where all remaining enemies are on one site and people still try to push there. I had a game on mirage where the enemy stacked all 5 A and my teammates did not realised THAT B IS FUCKING EMPTY GO PLANT THERE INSTEAD AND HOLD YOUR AK AFTERPLANT AGAINST RIFLES DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN DONT BE RETARDED

Ask me how I know you're silver?

Or my favorite, our team stacks 4 people on A, I'm alone on B. The entire team floods out of palace and my team does less than sixty damage total. So now I have a 1v5 against three AWP's and two AK's, and they're yelling at me to fucking push them.

You assholes got steamrolled by a single push from one area and it's up to ME to bail your fucking shitty ass out?

how you know I'm silver?

What happened to Gambit? Weren't they suppose to be a good team?

I'm talented.

>last round
>10k plus

sounds like a negev job to me

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set your name to this to make it invisible :DDD

>Titan Katowice stickers went from $150 to being completely off the steam market in like 2 weeks

why god

now when I decide to get rid of these things I'm actually going to have to trade to get it's actual value

ded

๋ works better desu

Someone realized it would be profitable to completely control the price of them

> get hyped to play csgo after watching pro games on twitch
> alright i think i will play some csgo today!
> remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
> join
> we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
> pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
> we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
> my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
> on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
> I derank because of this
Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits

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did it work?

>NA CS

Is there any way to see what things have actually sold for previously on OP Skins? Everyone is listing Katowice 2014 Titan stickers for $500+, but there's almost no way any of those are selling at that price.