Spessmen on a spess station - /ss13g/

"Grills4reals" Edition.

Last time on /ss13g/
>Half the serber is grills
>Yahir is grill, Nevill is grill, not even the admin team is safe: each admin is at least two grills
>Discord goes on about the IRA, or, at the very least, Celt does
>Good antag rounds had all around, example:
>Talk of cervixes, once again, this time it is on the mechanics of cervixes and their behaviour in the wild
>Janitorial staff remain pure amongst this madness


>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
ss13.moe/forum/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans
game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/87FjnR7M

Who's your spess OTP?

I'd go with Shiggy x Morena

Celt x Niggly

we should have a night shift gamemode
>everyone arrives at 18:00 station time
>after the day shift happened
>station is fucked and you must repair it before the new crew arrive

Nexis x Pomf all the way

Intigracy X Me____________

you x suicidesuccumb

me x (you)

Angelite x Kaname

Nevill x anybody except the Ayy

nth for PLEASE FUCK MY FACE INTIGRACY

Nevill doesnt sex anybody except the ayy tho

>tfw barely any 40k influences in spessmen

ckey?

good
40k is the mlp of tabletop
fuck off with this meme bullshit

Will a GPS work if it's in my backpack, or does it have to be in my hands?

>meme bullshit

when will that meme end?

I was thinking of doing that, but I didn't want to get caught with an emag. Turns out sec never tried actually charging me with anything or investigating and just broke my lung and let a borg carry me off to kill me.

Why? It's officer but it can get its own evidence scans of fucking nothing to put the clamp on a sloppy perp. Plus you can holster an additional shotgun but load it with buckshot. Having 5 extra shells is based. Detective is the objectively superior officer.

they do significant brute damage and depending on the dice rolls can kill you from the blood loss of only a couple hits cause >baymed

My ckey is:too self conscious to post in thread

No spaces or underscores?

>each admin is at least two grills

> It's officer

No, you are not supposed to be acting like an officer.

Nah cause a good 2/3 of the station have no idea how to fix shit let alone build. Deconstruct or simply short key apc's some time and laugh when it's still fucked by round end. Hell, just the amount of crybabies that can't even swap their apc cell man...

Do you really think, that on a station that always evacs even on a single bomb when there's roughly 34 space suits and on average 30 players running around. Do you really think if they could handle that shit we'd be leaving?

Mine is intigracy______

>you will never be someone's lover

Come on, I don't bite, let's ERP

Not enough people worry about getting caught with an emag. 9 times out of 10 when I play sec and its a traitor round I'll pick a guy up for something minor/mild like attacking a guy or breaking in somewhere and behold, an emag in his internals box.

Getting caught with one sucks cause you're FUCKED but if its robotics and you're alone there are tons of places to hide it when you're not using it. Like the storage slot of an extra labcoat or a disposal bin thats been shut off.

meet me at vore dorms

>you will never be sj's lover
i don't like this

We don't need more meme shit. Fuck off. You ruin the quality them ore you make it shitty references:the game. Case in point, the stormtrooper modkits

Fuck off. It's low rp, we're rarely fully staffed and when we are we're still outnumbered seven plus to one and we can't just kill anyone for any reason without bwoinks if we code red to reduce the problem base. It's all hands on deck you salty greytiding bitch nigga. If you didn't break out you wouldn't be straight jacketed in my locker.

Just save 2 TC's. If shit's nuts, I'd gladly give you implants and let you fuck off for a pda pointer that lets us shitcan murderbone mcjetpackface

>tfw lose my old labcoat, go get one and I find an emag and pen in the pockets

Don't feel down about yourself Kammer, he'll notice you one day

There's a lot of obscure 40k stuff m8. It doesn't have to be obvious shit.

I like to hide shit in those ID required lockers in science that nobody ever uses

>We don't need more meme shit.
No fun allowed.
>Fuck off. It's low rp...
NO FUN ALLOWED.
>that lets us shitcan murderbone mcjetpackface
ONLY MY TYPE OF FUN IS ALLOWED.

cargo x their fucking jobs

Yeah. Like a space hulk away mission or something can be good. Power armor and bolters from rnd would not.

Well, drat

The assault rifles science makes are from Xcom

I think the syringe gun method of RD is stupid and a waste of time desu

>he actually tried it
Thirsty motherfucker.
Xeno ERP when

>tfw got in before those cucks liberated our autismo bunker
>tfw been on all the decent serbs
It's too late. It was always too late

And I hate it.
At least the xcom armor is no longer bulletproofs/super riot tier

>Tfw trying to collect all the toys and get murdered

same, doesn't it give data theory though I can't remember how to get that up beyond three with a micro manipulator and pai

>Literally never having connected to Vorestation before
>So you get caught in their panic bunker

laughingman.gif

They just don't understand

Boring anyway

Were you the roboticist? Because we were investigating and I went to question the other scientist. Not sure what made you pop your lungs tho, we just tased and cuffed you.

manipulators and then the weapons circuit boards

How do I get more coins

Chem dispenser board? I forget

Buy 3 metal crates at cargo then go use the mint on the mining station

You guys nearly helped me get a full cave story set. I was looking for Curly Brace the entire shift

why do we not have stuns doing stamina damage like bay?

Yes . You really weren't. You let a borg with a lawset to kill me drag me off from brig. I'm not mad but I expected some form of actual sentencing and investigation. You had no proof I forcefully did anything so I expected to get off.

Simple, we have no such thing

Or in other words, when you code it

because your mom used teeth again last night when she was giving me a blowjob

Just in case you forgot, here's your reminder

>round duration: 52 hours 28 minutes
>each tile is occupied by a species of space vine
>ecosystems have formed, vine colonies fighting for space
>carps and other fauna completely immobilized by the ever growing flora
Goodness me

we do though, they function exactly like the holodeck weapons

pretty

NOT

Would be fun to try and fix the station, if only arrivals hadn't been depressurized

It is! Each tells a colorful story of what they did.

I was the other officer. The borg accused you of borging him and the other scientist reported you were doing sketchy shit. With two witnesses it was just a matter of time before we would find something.
However I do agree with you that the situation escalated too fast. You were quite the "attraction of the moment" as 5 more people got inside robotics just to watch you get borged and one of them locked your lifeless body with his gun.

I got just the thing for y

Crap

Hey, lay off, buddy, he's a better man than you will ever be

*grabs your throat*
BACK OFF

*it was a hologram*

*hits the hologram again on purpose*
you cant run away from me forever

stop

*glistens vehemently and reminiscentlively*
*looks you in the eye*
but I AM you
*snaps around to look at you darmaticaly*
you are running from yourself

*falls on knees and looks at hand palms*
*hand palms sweat*
nooooooo

*licks your ear*
:3

What did he say was suspicious? I was really just doing typical stuff.

Really there was no proof. I had a para pen, but I used it and to you it's just a pen.

A body in robotics? That's not strange at all

Neither is blood

Melong

*recoils in disgust*

excuse me, please do not bring your disease ridden tongue of a peasant near me

*ovulates, even though there's no oxygen*
*bulshes*
y-you two, A-user

*looks for the pill box in his rain coat hastily*
*opens the pill box and pours as much as pill his hand can hold*
*shoves the fistful of the pills into his mouth hoping for this nightmare to end*
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING AGAIN
BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN I DONT TAKE MY PILLS

*licks your rear*
:^3

Good thread.

all of you stop being gay

How do I make new icons for the wiki, especially people ones? Do I just open up all the dmis and paste icons on top of each other? Also where are hairstyles kept?

*draws his katana and slices your head off*
*cleans the blood on the katana with clothes*
I warned you to back off but you didnt listen

The only way to save the thread is with waifuposting


I WANT TO HOLD HANDS WITH NAOMI
I WANT TO HUG CALEIGH
I WANT TO KISS MEGURINE

melons
*licks the blood*
heh...... reminds me of my little sister........

you might as well just play dressup in game and screenshot it desu

posting bad waifus won't do it, buddy, I'd suggest you lay off and let the things, that come naturally, happen

*yiffs*

*doesn't stop being gay*
you cant tell me how to live kid

It's time for you to leave the thread

i can faggot, just that you're not obligated to listen to me

But Naomi is a good waifu


t. Naomi

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>reminds me of my little sister........

Yeah I thought of that, I just wanted to have a nice clean 32x32 with transparency like all the other wiki shit. I'll just do it game if I can't can't this dream maker working.

>This thread

*smiles wickedly*
does it look like that i care what was your opinion
*gives you a smug look*
because im just unpredictable like that

foster x boxed suicide pact

You could screenshot the alt-click menu's icon for some real tiny icons with an easily removed white background!

just use paint.net or something to trim and get transparancy, I don't think any mob sprite has transparent pixels