Senran Kagura General /skg/ #745

So does anyone have these separated?

I want to drink Hikage's pee!

I want to push my dick inside Haruka drills

Why doesn't Disney sew marvelous over this blatant Elsa ripoff?

Delete this

Why!?

Most overrated Senran. Asuka just screams Millennial

One of the most underrated Senrans

user, I love you but would you kindly fuck off ?

I LOVE EVERY GIRL!

Why? I'm only speaking the truth.

I love IRL Snake! Every thread!

HEY!
LISTEN!

This wannabe meme needs to die. It wasn't funny then, it isn't funny now.

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Because you're doing something wrong if you wouldn't willingly drink your Senran's golden nectar.

SHRIMP

I'd post a photo of a girl with the same body type of my Senran, but, uh, you know.

Do you share your senrans taste in food?

I eat pizza every week!

Yumi is just a straight up bootleg Elsa.

Apparently you don't even know what your senrans favorite food is.

L E O
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>Every woman with Ice powers is Elsa.

Have a fucking drink.

Man you think that's bad? I know some children who thought Rosalina from Mario Galaxy was based off Elsa.

>Never seen eating anything else but pizza
>Also dish of choice in BA in pizza
>But it's apparently Onigiri

It's like associating Homura with the crab when actually her animal is the Japanese Rat Snake

I still don't get why Crimson is the only team with 4 members

>Favorite Food: None
No time to savor the flavor, Hikage eats to live.

They literally used Elsa's snow place in Yumi's new wave card.

Let's play a game

>A super spooky wormhole in reality has opened up within the confines of your room
>Naturally you go in it, because you ain't got any other shit to do
>Suddenly, you are teleported to THE SENRAN KAGURA UNIVERSE HOLY SHIT
>You suddenly develop a full understanding of the native language AND a power based on this
pages.drexel.edu/~dft29/Stand_Generator/Stand-Generation-Overdrive.html
>So your power and name is based on the last music album you listened to

The catch?
You can only become a Senran Kagura VILLAIN

What do you do next?

I'm not sure if that was a short joke against Mirai, or a "she's forgettable" joke against Yomi, but either way I'm mad.

Murasaki likes onigri but she has to come out of her room for long to make it and Imu won't let her take the rice cooker in her room.
It's easier to just order pizza.

>the one Senran who will try to organize a threesome

I love Haruka! Every thread!

>Yumi fags believing she's an "original" character

They're so cool that they don't even need a leader.

Why is Murasaki such a fatass? I want to bully her...

Gently scratching Mirai behind her ears until she sacks on the ground like a sack of purring potatoes!

>Antilles

>The power to see the thoughts of others as words. Variation of Mind Reading. User can see the thoughts of others in the form of words, thus allowing them to literally read what their thinking

YES YES YES

The robot is their leader.

Stop posting this!

I see that Asukafags are still salty. Stay mad beta bitches.

Well I got this

>The End Is Where We Begin

>Power to shift the plot, characters, theme, structure, or events of story. User can change/shift the events, plot, characters, locations, structure, etc. of one story into another story, changing the plot/concept of the receiving story, such as changing the plot of that story or add another, change the characters or add some from another story, change up or add some events, or even bring in some new locations.

So I guess what I do is fucking win everything.

Not gonna lie, that does look like her snow palace.

Asuka/Yumi's gonna need some serious plot armor to beat you

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Yumi is perfect!

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Which Senran are in the top 5 for having big asses?

Thank Disney for the perfect.

reminder that pregnant shinobi can't fight, make sure to take your girl to the closest cave and take care of her

Ryoubi and Yomi have big asses. I don't know who else belongs there though.

Haruka and Hibari too probably.

Ryoubi, Yomi, Ikaruga, Katsuragi, Ryouna/Murasaki

It's either top 4 or top 6

WHY IS SHE SO BEST

You underestimate the skills of a Senran. All of these girls are capable of kicking some thing's ass while protecting their unborn child from harm.

nopan

Are Crimson Girls the less probable to get pregnant, as long as they're shinobi?

Why Haruka is so perfect ?

I don't like Yumi, but she has a pretty nice booty.

>Stand Name: Neon Knights

>Stand Ability: [Digital Blade Construction](powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digital_Blade_Construction)

>Power - A

>Speed - D

>Range - A

>Durability - C

>Precision - E

>Potential - A

>Description: The power to create blades out of data. Sub-power of Digital Constructs. Variation of Blade Construction. The user can shape data into bladed weaponry of different shapes and sizes.

Holy shit that's fucking rad as hell

How do you manage to get funny and sexy at the same time?!

I'd let her coil around me

Kat is up to her bullshit again.

Early thread Harupost.
This thread is off to a good start.

Haruka is neither funny nor sexy!

>Goodnight Goodnight
>Acausality Manipulation
>The ability to deny causality. Causality is the relationship between an event (the cause) and a second event (the effect), where the second event is understood as a consequence of the first. In common usage, causality is also the relationship between a set of factors (causes) and a phenomenon (the effect). Therefore, by concluding that the relationship between the event (the cause) and a second event (the effect) be of one origin and the same, you have made a Causal loop.

So I make things not happen? I probably get beat for not understanding how my power works.

Haruka is a racist.

I was talking about the picture though, but you're still wrong: she's dang sexy.

>haven't been in the op for at least 10 threads
getting a job is suffering

I like Haruka more and more all the time

>Round Clear
>The power to gain strength from various periods of time. Users become stronger, faster, more durable, etc. from various periods of time

I sound like one of those "once every ten years" kind of villians. Just catch me at a bad time and finish me then.

>becoming GER

congratulations you're the most broken person in this thread.

Stand Name: Once In a Lifetime

Stand Ability: [Cemetery Lordship](powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cemetery_Lordship)

Power - A

Speed - A

Range - A

Durability - E

Precision - D

Potential - E

Description: The power to hold domain over cemeteries and everything on them. Variation of Personal Domain. The user has authority and control over cemeteries and everything on them, such as spirits, the dead, corpses, skulls, etc.

neat

No you don't.

>Yumi was inspired by Elsa!

She's inspired by the mythological snow yokai, the yukionna.

If you want to get real technical though, Shinovi Versus was released a full ten months before Frozen was.

>Stand Name: Hoe Cakes

>Stand Ability: [Telempathy](powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telempathy)

>Power - C

>Speed - A

>Range - B

>Durability - C

>Precision - B

>Potential - D

>Description: The power to read minds and communicate with others with emotions. Combination of Telepathy and Empathy. User can read minds and communicate with others with emotions, receiving them from others, perceiving what others think while they feel, etc.
Can't wait to mindfuck the senrans

it's just a meme

though I wouldn't expect someone that likes yumi to understand humor.

QUICK! PICK A TEAM TO HELP YOU FIGHT HORDES OF DUMMIES!

i pick the team with kagura

Y no Sayuri?

Hanzo
Shinzoka High is the best new wave faction

Crimson Squad my man

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It's either going to be with Kagura or with the Crimson Squad mainly because the dummies are likely because of Haruka so she likely knows a way to beat the hordes.

Really I think you should just let it go.

Crimson dorks!

>Stand Name: The Show Goes On

>Stand Ability: [Electricity Manipulation](powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electricity_Manipulation)

>Power - A

>Speed - C

Range - E

>Durability - B

>Precision - D

>Potential - D

>Description: The ability to manipulate electricity. User can create, shape and manipulate electricity, a form of energy resulting from the movement of charged particles (such as electrons or protons), allowing control over electric fields, all charge carriers (Ions, Electrons, Protons, and Positrons), electronics, and electromagnetic forces.

Wow this is actually kinda dangerous. Do I really have to be a bad guy?

Coitus with Hanzo

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DOUBLE HAIRJOB