/utg/ - Undertale General

Tsunderplane is a cutie.

Asgore-Toriel goat sandwich?
Excellent taste.

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>going bi
>not staying gay masterrace

Vulkin looks like a severed leaking ballsack in this pic.

cute skell

Someday, don't give up hope
Literally the only time I would consider sleeping with Toriel

nap tim with the goat lady

me irl

pfft he's not that cute

>Literally the only time I would consider sleeping with Toriel
this desu senpai

he is an adorable goofball that probably practices action poses in the mirror

Greetings user! Now that I've finished exercising and am sweaty and tired, I can't wait to get all comfy with my favorite anons! Who are my favorite anons? Why it's (You), silly! I love you!

Toriel is too maternal for me to consider to sleep with her.

>you will never get sweaty with this user
it feels pretty bad

what's cute about such a loser

HELLO

You just nailed why I don't wanna fuck Asgore.
I don't want Toriel as mother or gf, though. Ew.

You're teasing us now. You know that, right? You are doing this deliberately, you tease.

Well yeah, same with Asgore for me.
He is just too nice, I would drink lots of tea with him though.

HELLO! HOW ARE YOU ON THIS FINE DAY?

>not being bi zoophile master race

Kissing this user on the lips!

I'd play cards with him.
And then drink tea.
And cuddle platonically.

I FINISHED RECORDING MOST OF ALPHYS' SONG. IT IS VERY ROCK N ROLL!

>there are people here who would betray the superior human race in support of the monsters
only thing your "niceness" will get you is a spot next to your waifu/husbando... on the execution line.

Tsunderplane can't masturbate.
That's why she's always so grumpy.

We could synchronize our exercising and get sweaty together in a long distance sort of way.
I'm doing no such thing! I think your mind is just in the gutter today user.
N-no, please!
I can't wait to hear it!

AIRPLANES DON'T HAVE SEXUAL ORGANS OR URGES

I'd play card games and video games with Asriel but I wouldn't fuck him

>you will never tag duel with Flowey while he uses a troll deck
fuck

Literally I was about to post this picture

>implying i'd be alive by that point

Platonical cuddles are a given. Cuddles with a lot of the Undertales would be fun. Just a big cuddle pile.

THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL FRIEND! I JUST FINISHED RE-POSING MY ACTION FIGURES! TODAY HAS BEEN MOST PRODUCTIVE!

>you will never beat undyne to death with your bare hands, using the dog tags of your fallen comrades as brass knuckles
Why are we still here... just to suffer?

Would you go with Ice Wolf to help him choose some pants?

But if that's the case where do baby airplanes come from

The colour is off, friend.
It's always darker than the original.

>posts the Chara version
you're giving me mixed messages here
Yeah sure

Don't worry user. It's just a little making out, just relax and enjoy it.

I'd have nothing against Boss Monsters impregnating human females.

i didnt mean exercising together

>that fic with Asgore and Asriel eating souls
Holy fuck that pic just reminds me how uncomfortable I felt reading it.

I-I don't think I have the normal version.

HORRIFYING ANDROID STORKS

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This is so obviously teasing though.
Just like that time when you told us you'd get tanned.
Don't worry, I'll do some exercise myself now to get sweaty. Then we're equal.

okay Ice Wolf always bothered me because he just throws the ice into the water but the problem could have just been fixed if they just built the thing over the water.

why?

Mettaton in his Robot body fucked a bird monster and that caused a Tsunderplane to be born.

Come on, user!
Give the gote a kiss!

rev em up

Merci, mon ami

It's a shame Asriel's only into boys.
And is dead.
But at least Asgore can get a nice human girlfriend if he wanted.

AaaaaaaaaaaaI'd let him but stillaaaaaaaaa

What is this image and why is it very dark when I open it.
Is this some sort of joke?
Stop this immediately!
How else could people get sweaty? Did you want to play tag or maybe climb trees or...?
It's no such thing!
I'm a bronze-ish color now btw.
Alright, then we can call it even.

nooo, im thinking of something thats more of an indoor activity

RADICAL! Y'know, since you've been a productive spud today, I will finish that song now.

Hugging the tall skeleton!

>Stop this immediately!
Only when we get tired of having each others tongues in our mouths!

look at how cool this guy is

Come on, don't lie just to amuse that user. You're better than him.

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Hugs

Hugging goats is a fine passtime.

>Asriel
>into boys

>humans stronger than monsters
>killed thousands of monsters without losing a single man
>a child can give full hell to the whole royal guard
>probably some bullshit where even if monsters get 7 souls human meme magic can just cancel it out
Let's face it. Undertale is just Toby's version of Humanity Fuck Yeah wanking.

it's true

It's better done outdoor

Oh? So you want a heated, energetic night of competitive video games!
Don't you dare! I'm horribly ill and if I got that anxious I would probably vomit.

You know what this thread lacks? FISH

archiveofourown.org/users/quietwater/pseuds/quietwater
What is with this writer? I kinda wish they were writing for Underswap, that AU could use a dollop of self-awareness.

I WANT TO HUG THE GOATS

this is the best ship and we need more of it.

Watching Cutthroat Kitchen with the skeleton!

Okay, let's get fishy

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ive enjoyed it more indoors than outdoors, plus i just meant thats where its commonly done. bad phrasing i guess
not what i meant but im down as hell for some split screen gaming right now

I'll just have to take care of you until you feel better.
And then we'll make out.

Shit, when you post stuff like that I actually want to see your body. But that is obviously not going to happen.
I feel you. Intimacy is a bit scary.

Literally my first thought seeing him. The ice is delivered to him on a conveyor belt so it would've made more sense to make it like one meter longer and the ice would fall into the water on its own.

That sounds pretty fishy.

Letting him steal the show!

You know what this thread lacks? Useless annoying image spam so we can hit the image limit at 400 posts.

what do mean?

Actually I already take care of him.

Today isn't a good day. Look out for yourselves, anons.

>waifu

I can post fish, sure.
I wish there were more pics like this for other charecters.
I could get out my PS2 and we could play some Ratchet and Clank Deadlocked!
But what were you referring to?
Oh ok!
Wait, no!
It isn't that great desu. I still got the get abs, but at least I've flattened out my stomach.
It's more a string of very bad relationships over time that made me this way.

>Human meme magic

I want this in the next undertale game.

Describe to me what's a useful image post then, smartypants.

Everything in these threads is useless and annoying.