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only flaccid because you're here

do we know ANYTHING about the new doomfist? who even is doomfist? why all the talk about him/her last thread?

>stupid_gook

I can't wait to git gud with her if what I achieved was when I was bad

Who ever said she was a stealth hero? Stop projecting. Blizzard said we wont get a stealth character.

how do I make a friend so I don't have to play alone

Mercys cute anus

So she's meta tier outside of overtime? :^)

She's a winston/reaper hybrid

I like her

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Here user add people

reply is in last thread

why does this mean there's an update?

This should be included in every single OP, it's the timeline for Overwatch and it goes into ridiculous detail from every hero's birth date to when shit like the Omnic uprising happened in South Korea etc.

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>do we know ANYTHING about the new doomfist?
she has a fist of doom
>why all the talk about him/her last thread?
we want a loli

sombra is a support user look. you cna clearly see in this picture the character selected is in the support category

get your moe shit out of here

If you won Taco Bell they sent out codes today, I just redeemed mine.

I read a brief overview of the story on Reddit and one of the things I am confused about is this giant sea creature they keep mentioning in South Korea. What was it exactly, a robot?

that'd be cool

Literally close this website.

>Blizzard said we wont get a stealth character.

Please be true.
I want to look forward to Sombra, but scared as fuck that she will turn the whole game into a stealth meme

>we want a loli
I do too, user. Who wouldn't?

A badass kilo or any king of kid character would be kind of neat, actually.

It's a giant Omnic

Reminder that overwatch is the DSP approved game

How do you all feel about, Canada?

>spray those corners xD

If a support gets stealth it isnt as bad as giving stealth to someone who can actually kill people.

>Who wouldn't?
people who don't like fun or cute things

>implying

No. Kids are lame. No kids.

Also, report all pedos

loli*

Fuck you autocorrect

1. le weed man
2. A FUCKING LEAF
3. Shitposting.

>wanna go make a canada
Muh dick

hgnnn

boy I sure love sexualizing children!

Why are you calling it loli and not child?

she's started to be used outside of overtime lately for aggressive pushes on offence.

Heyyyyy, hey Mercy, ooh ah! I wanna knooooooow if you'll be my girl

i can't wait for all the mercy x shota porn

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Oh shit, you have a point.

This might actually happened since it's confirmed that the doom fist is passed down to different people, iirc.

fuck you

hello reddid

reaper is so cool

>report people for posting on-topic content

Cuter, and specifies gender.

I don't.

stupid gook

can someone replace the bread with corn

Here you go user

Shouldn't Canada be McCree X Widow, since Tracer is English?

it would be a good way to balance a tool that supposedly can level buildings easily; by giving it to an inexperienced user.

Why would anyone want to make another Canada?

Too late, she transitioned

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kill yourself you degenerate fuck

>Even the most cancerous character, Tracer, isn't that annoying to play against

where did it all go right?

>game is out in four days
>yfw you die from a brain aneurysm/pulmonary embolism/heart attack in the next three

We're not gonna make it bros.

>not wanting a creepy telepathic loli or some anime think guy character

They're popular tropes and this game is all about catering to those said tropes.

WHAT
THE
FUCK
IS
THIS

>if you like lolis you obviously only want to fuck them
>implying I don't want to protect my daughterfu from the cruelty of the world

She doesn't have a penis! ;_;

>the only one who can become the next doomfist is whoever can successfully use the gauntlet
>many have tried but failed
>kid goes to OW museum with his brother
>during the fight, he could just hold on to the gauntlet
>seeing his brother in danger compels him to at least try on the gauntlet
>he's able to successfully use it

Holy shit.

fuck man not like this

>dreamt about dying 2 times in the past 3 days

Im scared, I just want to play the game.

>Doomfist will be the LGBT character because she's trans
W O W
O
W

Aren't you forgetting a certain cancer champ?

Canada was formed by England and France. Why would they possibly use McCree?

Remove paedophiles from premises.
You and your omnic friends are not welcome here.
This is an Orthodox Christian imageboard with family values.

>yfw early access to everyone who goes to hollywood/paris/busan

So how big is reaper's dick if tracer is that mesmerized?

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you realize the cinematic with the 20 something woman takes place before the cinematic with 13 year old boy right?

wasn't the murder of Mondatta before the Overwatch disbanded?

post >yfw zarya used to be a loli

you know it's true

forcing your loli doomfist headcanon as an excuse to dump your pedo folder isn't on topic

he has that GOD gene
that B B C

The first Anglo-Canadians were loyalists who fled north during the American Revolution

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>ae
>not liking the Omnics

What if that's actually kid's said mom or older sister?

>tfw he's gloomy in the short because his dad died and now he has to live with his mom getting botted

Well, "successfully". Didn't he break the shit out of it in using it?

This. I'd say the kid is her son but last we saw her she was dating an omnic.

>i want to protect my small female child so that she can freely wear this string bikini

>/d/ invades /owg/
>every time you think /owg/ shitposting has hit rock bottom, the next day it gets worse

When will 4chin support more than 3mb files?

yeah what if someone tries to attack her for wearing that bikini? It's her right as my daughter to wear whatever she likes, you fucking sicko.

I want to be a qt Omnic girl.

Never

I'm not the one who suggested it, and I'm only posting safe/not-explicit images obviously. Just as character inspiration - especially for the devs who are obviously reading this.

>green D.Va

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