/kspg/ Kerbal Shit Programming General

1.1.2 is bugger than ever edition

>Can the game be considered a full release?
No, for all intents and purposes, KSP should be considered still in early access state. The game is nowhere near being able to stand on its own legs both from a gameplay perspective (career mode is definitely not ready and balanced) and a stability perspective. There are still major bugs and memory leaks that shouldn't exist on a finished game.

>Are there big issues with the game?
Bugs and instability are still real and frequent problems, as with every product still in beta. Ask in thread for details.

>What are the devs doing?
Modified versions of popular mods are being included in the stock game while the game engine is being upgraded to its latest version. The most recent update (1.1) was supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI, be 64bit friendly, have a refined physics/heating/aero model and generally perform better. While achieving some of these goals, the game is now more unstable than ever, with many users being unable to use the game at all. An external team with heavily questionable experience (Flying Tiger Entertainment) is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U, with a release deadline that seems to keep slipping.

>Should I buy the game?
KSP is very enjoyable at first, then it usually needs to be modded to retain some sort of longevity, but doing so may dramatically increase the instability of the game. You will be very familiar with the word "Oops!". The Developers, Squad, have shown many times that they can't handle the project and are trying to squeeze all the money they can with the least amount of effort and with controversial PR tactics. The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Squad does not deserve your money.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=LHqLz9ni0Bo
youtube.com/watch?v=BY6uZPvgBqQ
pastebin.com/11ESnTdE
kerbalspaceprogram.com/
dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/
dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0
dropbox.com/s/why12sc8rdoybed/RLA_ProbeParts105.zip?dl=0
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/
spacedock.info/
imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0
imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg
alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/
ksp.olex.biz/
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-105-swashs-delta-v-map
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/
pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png
fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if
spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html
eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/
raceintospace.org
abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz Aldrins Race into Space.html
gizmodo.com/search-teams-identify-debris-bodies-and-passenger-belo-1777748791
gamasutra.com/blogs/ArtyomZuev/20130731/197365/Environment_art_and_modeling_in_Kerbal_Space_Program.php
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Previous thread: >Trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=LHqLz9ni0Bo

>Dev Stream:
youtube.com/watch?v=BY6uZPvgBqQ

>FAQ
pastebin.com/11ESnTdE

>Game site
kerbalspaceprogram.com/
dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/

>KSP mods
dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, /kspg/ exclusive)
dropbox.com/s/why12sc8rdoybed/RLA_ProbeParts105.zip?dl=0 (1.0.5 probe parts)
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (forum mod list)
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/ (mod subforums)
spacedock.info/ (community mod repository)

>Flags
imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0

>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg

>Some useful calculators
alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/ (doesn't work w/ new aero)
ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, for planning trips to other planets)
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-105-swashs-delta-v-map (deltaV map)

>Official forum
forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png

>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if

>List of IRL launches.
spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html

>View from the ISS:
eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/

>Race Into Space
raceintospace.org

>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz Aldrins Race into Space.html

snek, BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, TRUMP 2016, abu ali al-scatterer-khan, yuri, and planes are also welcome ITT. Turning the thread to shit and ruining the thread's comfiness is not.

Hullo!

Hullo yuri. How are you?

hullo

>Error: You must wait 26 seconds before posting an image reply.
What the fug is this

odds shower
evens don't

Jfc

I'm doing alright, all things considered. Kinda stressed out. How are you?

Hullo!

You bitch

>You will never be able to experience innocent teenage love
>You will never explore your sexuality with another virgin teenager girl
>You will never marry her 10 or 15 years later
What is hope.

How does it feel to be fucked by a barbed cat dick ?

I don't think anyone's actually done this tbqh famalam

Pretty good, can't complain.

Good to hear :)

This domestic violence class... this class, man... it is a bitch.

The course itself seems easy enough but damn do I hate reading this one sided shit. At least the professor isn't a SJW with a women's study degree and has like 4 goddamn degrees, two of them being in psychology and philosophy so he is fairly open minded about my objections.

red 10. Bump.

Why the fuck is my dick now so goddamn sensitive? I'll be 30 next year I thought shit was supposed to get worse, not better.

I wish my dick was more sensitive
I wish I was able to cum more easily

>Greece's lead air accident investigator Athanasios Binis said items including lifejackets found near Karpathos were not from the Airbus A320.
>Athanasios Binis
>Binis

:dddddDD

>Hitler didn't finish his spaceship
What a fucking retard.

>being this mad about replying to old posts

>Replying to [time] old posts

>replying to 1 year and 214 day old posts

>replying to posts replying to 1 year and 214 day old posts

>Replying to 60 second old posts replying to posts replying to 1 year and 214 day old posts.

You know, if you'd wash that thing it wouldn't flake like that.

Remember you're not there to change minds, you're there for a degree that requires some bullshit side courses. Even /pol/ says just turn in what the teacher wants to hear, get your grade, get out.

If you want to change folks for the better while you're there, empower some women to go shooting. Teach gun safety. Make sure to bring up the recent case of the lady getting shot by her kid because she was careless with the gun.

Holy shit you did it, last thread's slipped by. Is that a victory? How many points is it worth?

A guy I work with is reading this.

Hey guys, im playing with Remote Tech, and my probes can be controlled even without connection, is this mod bugged?, in the connection status appears "Local Control"

remotetech more like buggytech lol

I came 3 times already and I could easily go one more time.

I don't know what is happening to me, my body just reverted to horny teenager mode for some reason.Only if I had a gf

ayy

IM TOO TURNT UP I CANT TURN DOWN

Evens: Prisoners
Odds: Aliens
Dubs: go to sleep

B-but does Veeky Forums even have dubs? I can't say I've ever seen any.

Only double zeroes.

Check em

That's lewd af desu

>two away
FUCK

...

twitch dot tv slash ej_sa/v/67403880?t=08h21m06s

It's been pretty windy this week.
At least the loud wind drowns out that annoying owl outside.

Help /kspg/
I need a new program to look at my porn with
Before I used irfanview, but that's shit with videos so I need something different

Just use VLC or something for videos.

I need something I can use to just flip through pictures/videos in a folder
Irfanview does that, but it has to open up a separate window for webms which is rather inconvenient, so I need something else

based

>Finally get to play Witch Trainer
>Just after finishing testing life support mod in 1.0.5
>Recognize that song
Fuck.

When did you realize that you'll never be a kind of person that people like?

ded thread
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ded game
ded spaceflight simulator
ded manned spaceflight
ded space exploration
ded ula
ded apollo
ded aviation
ded country
ded world
ded environment
ded earth
ded solar system
ded galaxy
ded hopes
ded dreams
ded everything

What is hope

>whackin in the VAB

Is that what you want out of life, to be liked? Respect is better.

>go to sleep late
>tired as fuck in the morning
>start actually waking up later in the day
>stay up wasting time
>go to sleep late again
>cycle repeats
fuck me

end my life /kspg/

you've already died a very long time ago

/kspg/ is purgatory

goodnight /kspg/
wake me up at 6:00 okay?

Which 6? What time zone? Daylight savings time? Please type the date you would like this to happen, using a MM/DD/YYYY format. Just to avoid misunderstandings, comprende?

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I don't understand what the lines mean.
Is that depth?

>4 page bullshit due tomorrow morning
>have 5 sentences

>class in 4 hours
>too tired but will fail midterm if i don't study for it

Still dying ?

Tempted to reply to that "mexican ksp fans" thing for shits and giggles even though I couldn't be further from mexico

I TOLD YOU

when i dropped out of university.

a few people liked me, but none enough to stay in contact with me.

>Hey i'm close by! Chose me!
>>Ok, we sent you an email with a form attached
>Ok, I totally filled the form with accurate information
>>Cool! Can you come here next week?
>Lol jk I'm actually french

Many giggles indeed

>Enough pizzas to spell "Unity not us" in hexadecimal delivered to Squad HQ

Isn't their address public anyway?

I'd assumed not, since they were scared to have people in Mexico know how much they were earning.

Surely all you need to know as a criminal is "a lot" before you decide to fuck their shit? [and as such even without a specific number, you'd want your address hidden]

They've almost certainly got a Po box or something though.

Is Elite Dangerous still so boring I need to bring a game or book?

Good thing they did that, otherwise someone could have stolen all the money to do something dumb, like music or movies production.

Literally the third result on google

Oh, and the fourth result is their Facebook page with their address

Shows what I get when thinking Squad could ever not fuck something up.

>We can't let Steamspy say how much cash we've got because... uhh... we live in Mexico and it would end with our head orbiting our shoulders
>But if you want to come on in with an Uzi or two to negotiate a withdrawal, here's our address.

You can't really hide your address when you are this famous, hiding the money info makes it so potential assaulters don't know if the risk is worth the reward.
Even more so now that the money is actually being collected in the Netherlands, there is no reason to burst through squad's door when the money is held elsewhere, by someone else.

That's like going to DICE's offices to get EA's money

Open your eyes.
KSP sales are not good.
Cartels just found a way to do their money laundring.

Citation needed

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Is anyone here able to tell how many modders from the community have been hired as contractors by Squad since the beginning ? I know we have Artyom, but who else ?

The
New
Hope for
Britain

Labour's manifesto 1983
THINK POSITIVE
THINK LABOUR.

Well hypothetically there should be millions of dollars of technology used for development

Hypothetically.

Artyom was not hired, he decided to donate his skill, they insulted him and he left. Not hired.

>donate his skill
>literally doing it for free for the benefit of a for-profit game
why

gizmodo.com/search-teams-identify-debris-bodies-and-passenger-belo-1777748791
:(

Thats a big turd

>artyom not hired

Look here
gamasutra.com/blogs/ArtyomZuev/20130731/197365/Environment_art_and_modeling_in_Kerbal_Space_Program.php

He explicitly says "I'm a content developer at Squad, working on the the Kerbal Space Program, ...."

You can be an official staff member without being paid, presumably.

i.e. "I'm a community manager at Squad, working on the forums..."

You confuse me dude... I've been lurking for some times now and with no doubt I heard many times that Artyom was a contractor, at least part-time based contract, to refurnish the freaking KSP Center.

But I have no evidences after all so I'd like him to confirm this if by any chance he shows up ITT.

Anyway, you're telling me that Squad have never paid their modders, from which we can reasonably argue they got a lot of inspiration from ideas to original parts, modules and functionalities ?

I'm not the same guy, I was just throwing out a plausibility, operating on the assumption he wasn't paid.

It's possible he was being paid, although not paying modders while ripping off their ideas would be classic Squad. [also, they could always take advantage of goodwill when it comes to official integration to get things for free, without stealing.]

I think the most expensive things they have there are the softwares installed on their computers, and you can't exactly steal and resell those, you are better off stealing from a computer shop and filling a van with stuff rather than going for a smallish office where they have a bunch of possibly high end computers with dozens if not hundreds of dollars worth of unusable software on them.

Reminder it is not suspicious at all why Squad refuses to share how popular KSP is.

kill yourself MAN

>take dog for comfy morning walk
>already midday heat and 150% humidity
rip spring

fug dog

Are you obese? I enjoy humid weather when I take a break from being inside with air conditioning. Variety is the spice of life :^)

i'm american, and cajun fries are the only spice my life needs

Reminder I couldn't give less shits about how much money they stole, I got my fun out of the game and that's what matters to me.
It could have been way better, sure, but unfortunately for us, there is no competition for KSP so it's either that or nothing.

who /lazyfridayatwork/ here?

THIS IS NOT OVERWATCH! I'VE BEEN TRICKED!!

I don't have the note. He didn't give the note and there's no journal entry that he did. (I checked out TES wiki for entries) I exhausted all the options, but I can try again.

>not taking the day off