/owg/ - Overwatch General

kindly fuck off with the bastion circlejerk. it's neogaf tier

BUILD WALL

Edited the meme template slightly. Share you're feels and opinions that nobody really cares about.

reminder that if omnics were never given such a long leash that we could have avoided shit like this

remove omnic scum

new maps confirmed!

>tfw stomped pubs all beta long as Bastion but I like to spread the "he isn't OP" misinfo

>a peuvian map
You know what that means.

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Nth for best friends

cool

I WANT TO PLAY!

IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT AND I'VE GOT NOTHING TO DO. WHY CAN'T IT BE OUT NOW?

GIVE IT TO ME! NOW! I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT AN ENTIRE WEEKEND FOR IT ANY LONGER. WHO WANTS TO WAIT UNTIL MIDNIGHT ON A MONDAY. WHY DIDN'T THEY SET THE RELEASE DAY TODAY? FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKER C'MON

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>my experiences in open beta amongst other shitters that have only played a few days matter

What was the thing that was suipposed to be today?

This. Scrubs actually buy the "you just have to counter him!" line.

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I was told that you could blink diagonally with Tracer, is this true? I never tried doing that during the beta. I have blinked from side to side though.

This
>There are people out there that use Reinhardt and don't block most ults with his shield

Stillborn got what it deserved desu.

you can blink in all 4 directions.

>Not dying following his dreams
Step it up m8

Souce on that?
But user i don't give a shit about kids

I love how there are so many bad players quick to complain about how he is over powered. When any competent player already knows how to deal with him.

I hope they dont give into the pressure these faggots are doing.

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And what does that mean?

Not up or down. and i think he means diagnally towards a y axis

EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO

If Mei is the Trump of Overwatch, then who is the Obama?

I BELIEVE IN THE DEW

>scrubs think you can counter him
>good players realize that they're helpless in the face of a cold killing machine

forward,back,left,right.....

Till the end.

Fuck Gearbox seriously. Have they ever done anything good?

Uhh, you don't get to bring friends.

Where our based south korea anons posting the Pharah giant figure

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This is painfully unfunny

>tfw refuse to operate a vehicle, leave house, or perform any task that could otherwise potentially kill me this entire weekend

Am I going to make it bros? It's so close.

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Its like you didnt read the post.

>m-muh borderlands is funny!!!!!!!

>Mercy
Nice

either way thats a terrible ass

Borderlands 2 is great.

borderlands was a pretty decent way to waste time with friends and didn't go overboard with the memes

borderlands 2 and onwards were just pathetic

He's retarded. Overwatch is easier than tf2 because movement has almost no options to consider, and what it does have is limited by CD.

fixed the shield

post yours for a point of reference

Kek

Yeah it is great, after they embezzled all the budget from Alions: Colon Marines

>someone itt will die before tuesday

just like Tracer's.

You can blink diagonally yes
You're autistic

It's not surprising at all considering all the other supports are boring shits.

>reddit

jesus christ

They've been pretty adamantly sticking to their "just swap heroes" guns, so I don't think we're in any danger

How about this one then?
What kind of player am I?

Genji has more movement options than anyone in TF2

god damn why is gearbox so fucking shitty and obnoxious? They are like a drunk fratboy at all times. Like after they made borderlands, that kind of behavior just infected everything they do know

characters like genji and hanzo have a lot of tactical movement options

new phone who dis

wehre is this from

... japan should take the islands?

I minimize my sudden death chances by never leaving my house.

So the "events" in Hollywood, Paris, and Korea are just giant figures of Tracer, Genji, and Pharah.

Are they announcing they are making a line of action figures? If so, I want a Reinhardt......so bad

hanzo is a shit tier 'throw random arrow and duck, rinse and repeat' character

Woah did Battleborn 2 get leaked

You could die in your sleep, bro. Better be careful

But Mercy is the most boring support.

you can juke plenty at close-mid range with wallrun jumpshots, he's definetely not helpless at close range

Husbando line when?

Maybe if you're a shitter

Wrong.
Your chances are the same as everyone else's inside of your house.

>getting hit by a car
replaced by
>sitting on your ass all day, blood clot etc etc

the list goes on

Can anyone TL;DR what the events were and explain why new heroes arent announced yet?

If you sit still for too long you might create blood clots in yoyr legs that kill you

There would be no 'cuck' meme without Anthony

>Implying that her adorable personality don't make up for her otherwise uneventful gameplay.

youtube.com/watch?v=VbQgZhmIpkA

LMAO BIG ACTION FIGURES SO IRONIC

I'd get a reinhardt just to pit it next to my Gypsy Danger

Giant action figures and new heroes aren't done yet.

Sure
the events are 30 minutes from now. Stop fucking asking.

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I would buy them and would finally be able to reenact all the filthy fantasy i've been fapping to all this time

Which system would you rather play in for an Overwatch-themed RPG? I'm thinking about either GURPs or FATE.

GURPs would make for a lot of interesting tactical decisions and nail-biting combat, but I think FATE lends itself better to the story elements and character rivalries without major characters finishing each other off in 3 seconds.

neither

Genji can't fly though.

LARP

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Ew.

Never mind, hot glue would explode with Overwatch action figures. I don't want that anymore.

F.A.T.A.L.

only way to accurately detail the assplay