/owg/ - Overwatch General

Pick something and make a plural form of it.

I want to smell D-va's panties!

XxXyourfavoritehero[yourclantag]xXxSasuke420

This one looks older than the other one. This happens every time now. People can't refresh the catalog for some reason.

Rules for good internet names:

No numbers or Xs attached to the end or the beginning
Not based on a popular series or a meme
Not taking a gimmick from a pro: (For example, all of the people in League who main Vayne with "Gosu" or "Hi I'm" in their name)

If possible, the name should be one word, or two if it's a first and last name.

That still upsets me.

If your desperate enough just go on wikipedia, click 15 links and whatever you end up with is your name.

Reminder that overwatch is the DSP approved game

It's more likely that she doesn't wear any with the suit or she has some kind of diaper.

>tfw I actually did that on f2p mmos when I was a kid
>name was xXSomethingXx

Why did you have to remind me.

Numbers are acceptable if it's a name you've been using for years on other titles, but some fuck has taken it in another game.

I'M GOING FOR THE OVALTINE

>people who picks a name thats more than two syllables and cant be properly shortened
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's okay to do it now since it's ironic by this point

>made an account with 37 at the end of my name
>some retard thought it meant I was 37 years old

xXedotenseiuchihamadarawithharshiramasenjusdnaimplantedintohischestXx

Don't know who

look through greek mythos
pick a name from a chill god and learn something from it

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I got "List of cities in Virginia"

Defcon Mothra

How do you guys feel about infinite ammo causing this guy to just play like a spam-fest?

Nth for stalking your old war buddy

Do not pick Thanatos unless you're going to main Reaper.

Do "Virginia"

/v/ meme man

entirely indifferent

>he doesn't know about DSP

>mfw Thanatos is one of the characters in Smite
>mfw he always attracts the biggest edgelords

It's like poetry

Does MLG stand for My Little Gamer?

xXxNYXxXx

I got warned for the bants in the last thread. Ah well, back to samposting I guess.

Sparrowposter? What happened to you buddy?

>release in approximately 31 hours
>still haven't been murdered
>still haven't died of sleep apnea
>haven't been crushed by a jet engine falling out of the sky
>16 wheeler hasn't plowed into my home killing me instantly
>haven't been swallowed up by a sinkhole and suffocated/crushed in the earth
>haven't died in a tsunami/earthquake/tornado/hurricane/other natural calamity
>haven't suffered a fatal brain aneurysm/pulmonary embolism/stroke/heart attack/spontaneous combustion
>no CO2 or gas leak blowing up my house in the middle of the night or silently killing me in my sleep
>no isolated terrorist cell capturing me then beheading me for a propaganda video

I think... I think I might make it bros? Is this really happening? Am I going to make it through the night???

It's fine

Pretty dumb, then again Blizzard doesn't know what the fuck they are doing. Remember Widowmaker killing everyone with one boosted bodyshot? They literally thought it was ok to put in the game.

xXxImmortalDevastationxXx

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Yes.

take two random words and combine them until you come up with something good. mainly nouns with 1-2 syllables and similar phonetics

example: Boxrocket,

>not being conservative with ammo to preserve your stats
I yell at team to stop shooting in spawn for the stats.

>push fist into keyboard
>clean it up a little so the mess of consonants make sense

Your gameplay or personality is what people will remember you for

Well? Why were you posting porn on a blue board?
You intentionally violated rules, and got warned. What did you expect would happen?

where do i go for that new overwatch short?

True t b h

Sorry about that little Tracer accident, got blocked for a while but lets do this again before launch.

I know my friend has a mastery 7 Thanatos yet he is still shit

The waiting boredom is getting to me.

add me if from NA, i need cool buds to play this shit game with

Crustwave#1357

playoverwatch.com
It'll be out in an hour and a half.

>muh stats
lmao kid

here's a novel concept - don't do it

I meant memorable as in easy to remember and say if someone's trying to get your attention while playing.

offiicial website

playoverwatch

Beware the mole men user.

thanks friend

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WHO READY FOR THE COCA COLA EVENT TOMORROW?

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Can relate. Mained Thanatos for the better half of 2013. Loved every minute of it cus I got to watch people cry about his OP ult.

you know it, man, we're all gonna make it

I don't play only Turdbjorn, Mei and Bastion. Just shitty classes for shitty players to shit up the game.

I play everything else.

It's today

i'd like to go to one but there isnt one anywhere near me so i might kms

Well I still need to take a shower...

pervert..

>D.Va will never bully you for being bad at video games
fuck...

Can you have an allcaps bnet name

Is that the movie theatre one? LA sold out like a month ago so I'll just buy whatever exclusive skins on ebay if they hand em out.

Screw that.

ALL WILL KNOW THE POWER OF BAK3D B34N

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I want D-va to smell my panties instead.
I never shower and change underwear every few weeks.

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How many times do you think Tracer has thought or tried to kill herself? She's probably really psycotic, hence her energetic spontaneous personality.

Probably at least once a day.

So what are we thinking is going to happen during the 76 short?

My bet is that Sombra will be revealed, or he will fight Reaper and we'll get some backstory with them.

yeah, I think the overwatch font defaults you to allcaps though right?

it'll show in hearthstone or in the launcher though

>temporarily blocked for posting banter
>I got banned for 3 days because I told somebody to shut the fuck up about reddit

THESE FUCKING MODS

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He'll shoot some bad guys, use his helix rockets, and pop his ultimate. Fucking blizzard with their predictable writing

I am a shitter.

lots of Soldier 76 yelling about young people

reaper makes a cameo

Sombra is teased at the tail end

what are some things that you like? think of words that describe yourself. do you like eggs? eggboy. do you like being comfy? comfypants. maybe you're into more serious names. you can pick uncommon words that sound neat and have a sort of interesting meaning, like kalopsia, egoist, acedia

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>Overwatch unlocks at 2AM

Fuck you, Jeff.

I fucking knew it. I should make a video and post it on reddit to show how clever I am.

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This isn't to say that I WON'T play them. Team composition is what usually decides who I pick. But, in comparison to other characters, I don't play the crossed out characters.

cozy 6pm master race

fuck her
you hear people complain about press Q to win a lot but really it only applies to mercy