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>Old Thread

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post Nuke things

Boypussy > girlpussy

kappa sticker when?

N U K E
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nuke is SO FUCKING BAD
[*] inferno

LMAO THIS MAP IS SO SHIT

>mfw valve tries to balance a map

yea you're right

>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

on overwatch there's an option to report for speedhacking, are there actual hacks you can run on matchmaking servers that make you move faster than normal? I know there's bunny hop scripts but I've never seen someone just run way too fast so idk if it was patched out eventually

boys dont have a pussy, you numbskull.

hi im from /lolg/ and wondering if /csgog/ is pro-anime

what's the consensus her

/csgog/ is anti bully and anti anime

So I'm sorry but you have to go.

reddit? hello?

I've heard some people call teleport hacks speedhacks. I don't even know how it works personally,
youtube.com/watch?v=reZeTikDdoI

oh so you got that from reddit? you should go back there.

sorry about the bitrape

4MB webms when

kek, that hen1 monkey sure is quiet now

I love how he stands up and yells at 0 people in attendance because it's a fucking minor.

What a map! Thanks gayben!!!!!!

EleGiggle Inferno EleGiggle was EleGiggle the EleGiggle problem EleGiggle

Texas gal here, where can I get me some brazilian men! I'm just so aroused by their alphaness and that olive skin...hnng :3

having a hard time reading this post, can anyone translate reddit babble?

How the fuck is it possible that 99% of dust2 players are fucking russian holy fucking cancer shit

>that shit eating grin
>losing like a little faggot bitch

God I hate Brazilians

is mixwell a kike?

my team was full of weebs and we lot to a team full of bronies

how does this happen

>Nuke is less CT sided now
lol

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>OG has no chance, TS is warmed up!
>They just got lucky yesterday

He's the cutest guy around town and he lives with Daps and his mom.

riz post butt

>American man as a stroke while conducting an interview

daps and dap's mom or daps and mixwell's mom?

also
>mixwell
>cute

>implying winning a meme map counts

>4 russians last game
>4 germans this game

epic

there are no speedhacks in csgo

the teleport hack from that video was just a glitch in the engine that teleported you to map coordinate (0,0,0) if you set your velocity to some invalid value (in cache it teleported you to sandbags), it was fixed like a year ago

>over.gg/115/teams-to-watch-for#3

how come steel isnt playing with the other ibp guys, isnt he trying to go pro in overwatch too?

>playing solo
do you have no friends user?

Just Daps, Mixwell, and Dap's mom

And yeah he is I bet his tummy is really cute.

>csgo gets rocket jumping mode
>try it
>beat the map with almost no effort
>get top 20 after trying for 10 minutes
down the drain it goes

No, there's a different one where you cause yourself to be spawned in a DM spawn instead of a standard one. I think it got fixed.

I assume then there's nothing like a hack that makes things do more damage? It seems like it's limited to aim which is just moving your cursor and walls which just stops rendering walls and both of those are probably just client-side?

no mixwell is NOT cute.

maybe but I've never heard of it, I'm talking about this one which is the same as the one in that video of pasha
youtube.com/watch?v=BaGIe5u_rSE

no, almost everything in csgo is serverside, random spread used to be clientside and hacks could give you nospread but in 2015 they changed it, it's why bullet tracers and bullet holes aren't accurate anymore

no

what's wrong with germans?

they are the same as russians except different language when grouped together

bhop scripts are considered speedhacks. From what I remember at least, didn't do overwatch in a long while.

>bhop scripts are considered speedhacks

What?

they aren't really speedhacks per se because you can do it with a mousewheel if you're lucky.
the speed is capped at 300 ups (and resets to 285 every time you touch the ground) so even a perfect bhop hack doesn't make that big of a difference in speed.

NO HE IS VERY CUTE

i think he already has a team, but with tf2 players.

I was not aware of that. Thanks for the clarification.

you guys know anything about this?
youtube.com/watch?v=KwsvyuMPEEY

>order mouse from amazon
>find better and cheaper mouse on ebay
>try to refund amazon mouse
>kikes refuse to give me my money back
>didn't use paypal so can't try to chargeback
smdh better not see it get shipped

you guys know anything about this?
youtu.be/woY6pG-WUZ8

I know all about that.

My name is Joel Aalto, I'm 20 years old and from Finland. I'm not playing for any team at the moment. I've played CS around 10 years more or less actively, last 3-4 years I have played competitively.

anyone tryna play with an MG nigga?
steam://joinlobby/730/109775243153063636/76561197990484207

>MG nigga

yeah if you're global :)

you NA?

k

The most toxic/salty ones are swedes tough.

k

Most underutilized and underrated weapon in go
Mag-7

pistol round dualies

yessir.
steam://joinlobby/730/109775243153119413/76561197990484207
new link

>dualies
fucking sexy pistols
i know i shouldn't ever jump and shoot, i've played 900+ hours and i still love just jumping out of balcony on inferno like a cat out of hell spamming those things like some john woo action flick or max payne

Is optic NAs last hope?

no selfless

If they get good groups, CLG or Liquid could get out again, but they aren't going to win, if that's what you mean.

-koosta | +jdm
there. now liquid is a top 5 team.

nah

oh and -nitr0 | +silent^v^

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Is there a difference between Complexity and a mix/pug?

yse taereee os a doference

Why are you typing like that?

any anime wanna be my csgo bf?

i'll suck your dick

Yeah :)

Post id

id/nickbunyun
hmu

gross

nty

where did you get this id of me?

EDIT: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about m0E. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

DAE(Does Anyone Else) think valve MM is filled with hackers and smurfs and is UNPLAYABLE atm(at the moment)???

edit: thanks for the gold

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

he's jacked yeah but still 5'1 lmao I could just pick him up and put him in my pocket

check out my cool pin collection

its like what real army guys put on their wall right?

nice plastic knife

imao someone is jealous
Here in the US service we collect challenge coins proving what we have done and where we have gone for our tods

>tfw no pocket m0e

weren't those pins something like $15 each?

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

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its obviously a real deadly military issue knife, look on the blade it says stainless.

Yes I too would be super proud of changing tires on humvees 14 hours a day in some shithole and want to hang wrenches on my wall.

i cameth like a wreeecking ball