/twg/ - Total War General

Here you go you lazy cunts

>Pastebin FAQs
pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN

>Attila mods
twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2105-Total-War-Attila-Modifications

>Warhammer
Kholek Suneater Chaos vs Dwarfs (Dwarf POV) -- youtube.com/watch?v=aAMKJzUAX_M
Battle Magic Spotlight -- youtube.com/watch?v=B1p7d_nVBS8
Chaos Warriors Campaign Walkthrough -- youtube.com/watch?v=VKv4A0GA3Qw
First 15 Minutes of the Greenskins Campaign, SPOILERS INSIDE -- youtube.com/watch?v=5et0A5sDwtY
Modding Officially supported -- wiki.totalwar.com/w/Total_War_WARHAMMER_Modding_Details
Campaign Gameplay Streams (Greenskins, Dwarfs, Empire, Vampire Counts) -- twitchDOTtv/totalwarofficial/profile

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youtube.com/watch?v=gA7U4H0icbU
reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/4kkqgx/what_do_you_hope_joey_james_announce_during/
youtube.com/watch?v=07Y0cy-nvAg
youtube.com/watch?v=4Galg6DJscQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

ded

Europe was broken.
Led astray by false prophets and torn apart by the petty whims of its myriad kings.
The people were trapped under the yoke of war, injustice and ignorance.
But you deposed these tyrants with the might of your arms.
You tore down their thrones and elevated true religion, justice and peace in their place.
Now, with one voice, people hail you...
As the first of Europe's true Caliphs!

Medieval 3 when?

2nd for ded

Fucking cunts

xth for the empire

>shogun 2
>win my first ikko ikki hard mode campaign
>decide to try again and play the diplomacy game
>have 4 very friendly clans
>handing the neighboring Takeda and Oda clans their ass
>working on even more friends
>marriages
>bribes
>trade routes
>chi diplo arts
>daimyo honourable as fuck
>shared allies
>shared enemies
>expansion hate never went over -9
>the only people that hate me are christians on the literal other side of the map
>think everything is fine
>get notice that one of them is going to backstab me despite +120 relationship
>get notice that another is going to backstab me the next turn
>call my allies to war and they all decline
>I'm now at war with the entire realm before realm divide is even remotely close

what the actual fuck? My diplomacy is WORSE than when I just ignored it and slowly conquered everyone, and I had half the army I do now. Why is the only way to play this shit massing ashigaru and stomping everyone into the dirt every, single, fucking, time?

This game is fucking rigged.

>Post-release Rome II says otherwise, they could have stopped before Emperor Edition and nobody would have given a shit, instead they made a free extra campaign.
If they didnt' do that it would have drove their company into the ground, the R2 release was so unacceptably bad.

>no pikes in warhams

The game was patched and fine by then.

>This game is fucking rigged.
Yeah, usually I just handle diplomacy with spear and bow.

Hopefuly never

Ancient Empires is looking pretty good
youtube.com/watch?v=gA7U4H0icbU

>anyone LIKING ikko ikki
>not understanding what the ikko ikki stand for
>implying ANY DAIMYO LORDS would want a collective union of hardworking peasants as a legitimate nation when they want to control peasants

WHEN!!!

IF OUR LORD IS T'BECOME KING I won't be able to play until June. JUST

tomorrow my man

but that shit is repetitive. Build melee units, outskill their archers, flank with cavalry, win the battle by a landslide.

Or just lose because it's turn 5 and the Hattori have a full stack of samurai already. Either way, same shit every time.

WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN?
reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/4kkqgx/what_do_you_hope_joey_james_announce_during/

What announcement? Did I miss something the other day?

>inb4 Bretonnia will be released in mid June and Blood and Gore DLC will be out on Thursday
A man can hope

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Hello new /v/ friend

The two dogs of war wouldn't be too hard to do modding wise since it hardly requires anything new animation wise or gimmick/gameplay wise. Though one neat idea that came to mind is their lack of any regulated wizardry and instead use of wizard mercenaries could make it that whenever you hire a wizard hero you never know what lore of magic it'll be. It might be a lore of fire one time, a lord of light another, a lore of death another.

I dunno if that could be modded in but I'm fine with CA emphasizing work on the other races, Tilea and Estalia would be nice filler i they have the time. I'm surprised (and glad) they are apparently poised to do Kislev at all. While they had an army book at least and Araby didn't (except for some spinoff series) it makes me optimistic maybe Araby will be playable when the tomb kekes are made.

Probably more info about mods and tools

>Siege tower barbarian city
>just going to bum rush it
>my ranegd units just distract them at gates and becomes a slog fest
>spear unit and general go up
>the gate blows up
>the other units go to gate across map instead
>tower blows up
>my general gets swamped

Fug

>he doesn't lurk it because of some strange techno loyalty
Don't be a faggot. They tend to get shit earlier than we do. It's good having multiple sources. Also my manipulations of their thought paths by posting semi realistic shit on Veeky Forums is fun to witness take shape across the net.

Blood and Gore possible.
Bretonnia probs not till July at the earliest.

Just to clear this up, how accurate is this assessment of viable tactics that TWW factions can use:

Empire:
Anything except for monstrous creature rush

Chaos:
Charge
Charge with monstrous creatures and magic
Charge with more cavalry

Dorfs:
Gunline
Meaty gunline with more melee
Ungrim Ironfist+19 slayers

Vampires Counts:
Cannon fodder waves
Ethereal cheese
Monstrous/flying/cavalry charge

Bretonnia:
Cannon fodder waves
Charge with cavalry

Orcs:
All except gunline

>32 hours remaining

Two sleep till warhammer!

youtube.com/watch?v=07Y0cy-nvAg

>What announcement?
That game delayed on another month

GW pulled the license from them and they had to cancel the game

>tfw strayan
>woke up 3 hours ago
>sleep at the end of the day
>wake up and overwatch until Total Warhammer is going

Gonna be good family.

>frogs are in Warhammer
>no glorious ENGLISH

>For biggest CA failure since Rome 2

>but that shit is repetitive.
So is getting chain war declared by AI.

Bretonnia are the french aspiring to Arthurian goals
So basically the norman nobility.

There's an Albion but the people that live there are still primitive

Brettonia uses a lot of pleb longbowmen though :^)

What the fuck is this abomination.

There's something called Albion but it won't be in the Total War game afaik

I had more fun with rome 2 than shogun 2 or empire tbqh

Deal with it.
Brets are half Arthurian legends anyway.

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CA says fuck you to GW and creates their spin-off "Wartorn" featuring interesting races such as the Orcz and Dwarves!

I did as well, but I feel I could play Shogun more.

Not necessary for the empire to charge I'd think. They are mix of dorf gunline and arty line and some charge.

Yes on chaos
Yes on dorfs
Yes on vampire uccks
Yes on bretonnia

Orks would be charge charge and more charge.

A glitched out bloodthirster. No surprise there.

a bad mod

I don't know. After a few dozen hours of shogun 2 I felt that I had seen everything.

that's a memethirster of korn

Bretonnia is equal parts France and England

And all the parts of England not present in Bretonnia are in Albion

Looks like the Canadians lost that battle
America wins again

youtube.com/watch?v=4Galg6DJscQ

Damaging spells need a serious buff

Albion is based on Celtic lore, not English.

You mean Dhuarwes.

A mod to buff casters in general is the first thing I'm getting

CA has seriously over-correct on magic, they were so afraid of it being overpowered that they just turned entirely in the opposite direction

It's especially bad for the Vamps since the entire reason they don't have any ranged units is because MAGIC is supposed to be their ranged option.

Some direct damage spells seem very strong but the projectiles and vortexes seem a bit weak.

Look at this shit, 300 less gold, you lose 70 armor but you gain charge defense and anti large, you STILL have armour piercing which is huge

Halberdiers are ridiculously cost effective

You can only counter it with faceless knights, be careful.

From what I've seen in streams it looks like friendly fire is a non-issue. Have you heard anything about this?

How long till Warhammer Total war is out on the pirate bay after release?

does it have denuvo?

Are the formations like shield wall, wedge, spear wall etc in TW:WH?

It was toned down but i wouldn't callit a non issue until I've tried it

yes

no formation, each unit has a different spacing as default

Pretty good yeah, but swordsmen might beat them.

How the fuck do we know

Yes it does

70 armour is quite a big deal m8
Greatswords also get bonus attack against infantry

Same

Well how long did it took for Attila to get a torrent?

Lots of Albion events ingame aswell of "myserious strangers" spreading Chaos. It's also odd that they put the island in the game world but theres nothing on it. Athel Loren is the same at launch and I'd wager there will be wood elf events for Bretonnians leading up to the Wood Elf campaign pack.

>tfw chaos knights will never look this good again

I'm guessing they'll suffer against missiles though, because they don't have shields that the spearmen and swordsmen do. But they'll probably be great against the vampire counts and all their monsters and no skirmishers.

edgy

why are warhammer fags such edge lord cucks muh le spikey le armor and sheiit ?

>good

Looks like shit m8

Instead of being a leech why not get off of your ass, get a job and buy the game yourself. Or you know, ask your mom to buy it for you.

better then current shit

What is this torrent on KAT? Dolphin porn?

>warhammer fags are edge lord cucks
what?
who is this contrarian edgelord who's mad he's being out edge-lorded here?
it's warhammer
it's chainsaws with flamethrowers attached cutting down swaths of baddies. stop asking questions and enjoy

>stop asking questions and enjoy

Eh, no, sorry.

I am not 15 anymore and have a big dick.

preload files probably, like with d44m

70 armor is a FUCKLOAD

The armor debuff spell only reduces by 15 and it can turn battles

What's the best overhaul mod for attila?

>not 15 anymore and have a big dick
it shows

>edgy

in the most literal sense literal blades all over their body

that can't be very healthy, think of all the tetanus

radious

CHAOS IN IT'S TRUEST FORM
your puny mind can't understand the warp

Ancient empires

warhammer is only edgy for kids
it takes an adult sensibility to appreciate how it doesn't take itself seriously in it's extreme-ness

Right after you start paying for porn.

Valar morghulis

FotE/Europa Perdita

>t. edgy cuck with shit taste

.

>this much adolescent /v/-tier shitposting
are all women whores and bitches too?

>think of all the tetanus
That's why you embrace Papa Nurgle's blessings.

The old art could look really goofy but it had some gems.

Why does the steamtank have two units in it?

Eh, no sorry. I dont like to spend money on games, and this has been on my list of day one pirate for a while.

Stay mad kiddo =)

But there is porn that's free? That's the best you could come up with?

Seriously kid. Try getting out of your mom's basement every now and then. It'll help you loads.

>I only play MATURE games for MATURE people such as myself

>supporting cancerous practices