/dsg/ - Souls General

washing pole

Nth for Jailer Robes

th-thanks

I love you, /dsg/

I'm done for tonight, thanks for hosting guys
Had a lot of fun as a no-memesword abyss watcher

Miyazaki slaps your ass and asks you to name 1 weapon from the previous games you want to see back for the DLC.

What weapon do you pick? Pic related.

lifes rough as a dorkmoon

I get this way too often

why the fuck are you going to be in way of blue if you're just going to disconnect when you're invaded anyway

>me and another invader against 2 blues and a phantom
>try to lock on a guy
>lock on the red
>he dead
>I'm dead
>we dead

>really like jailer robes
>they clip stupidly and bend oddly in most poses
Please, just gimme nice big ol' robes.

Tell me about Patches.
Why does he hate clerics?

SILVER KNIGHT SPEAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHERE'S MY WEAPONFU

How do I get summoned as Darkmoon?

Moonlight Greatsword from Bloodborne

Twinblade

What a coincidence!

>Poise enabled for players and adjusted for enemies. Players now take poise damage before staggering and enemies can't be as easily staggered by L1 pokes
>Split damage weapons now have only a fraction of flat reduction defense applied to them. A 200 physical 100 fire split weapon uses only 66% of enemy physical defense and 33% of their fire defense
>Added rusted iron ring and vanquisher's seal
>Sorceries and miracles now deal more damage at low levels
>Consumables and arrows now all have 999 maximum inventory when outside invasions.
>Kicking a rolling target during their iframes now knocks down and staggers them, allowing a free plunging attack
>Rings/items that are equipped do not provide their benefits immediately unless you are near a bonfire
>New weapon class: Chain Weapons
>* Flail - Art: Tackle
>* Chain Axe - Art: Chain Throw
>* Man-Serpent Axe - Art: Chain Throw
>* Grappling Hook - Art: Meat Hook
>* Varangian Anchor - Art: Meat Hook
>* Chained Twinswords - Art: Spin Splash
>* Harpoon Crossbow - SArt: Puncture
>Added new sorcery: Hidden Lance. You lose stamina twice as fast. Counterattacks riposte against you with an impaling soul lance that bursts out of your chest.
>Added new pyromancy: Cursed Fog. Emits a thick fog that obscures vision far more than the other mist spells and slowly builds up curse.
>Added new miracle: Silvery Harness. Fatal fall damage or Meat Hook arts return you to your last good location.
>Added new consumable item: Black Tar Bomb. Throws a jar of sticky black tar that slows movement and roll speed, exploding if they take fire damage, wield a fire weapon or spell
>Ludleth is now an optional boss fight gaining appearance similar to the four kings. He uses the same moveset as the pyromancer/curved sword soul of cinder. In phase 2 he constantly respawns clones of himself that deal full damage including ability to parry. Killing ludleth grants a soul you can transpose in NG+ and opens a sequence break shortcut to profaned capital bridge.

Connection error in DaS3 just means that you were sent home, but your client doesn't know why.
You get that message if the host dies while you're loading in, because connecting to a host's game forces a desync 9/10 times.

I love you, user

Kill 1000 silver knights.
Then press A in front of the truck in cinnabar island.
Mew will come out and give you the real Darkmoon Blade insignia that will actually summon you.

Santier's Spear

Prove it

Sit on my lap

Most of the time, either the host is a shitter and dies, or it's a 4v1.

i always find it funny that invaders of all people complain about "gank squads"

you're just mad YOU couldn't gank the host

were Ithryll and Lothric about to go to war with each other?

Family share method. Check the last link in the OP.

>someone mentions your cosplay

>40 dollar DLC

anyones got a spare prisoners chain for ps4?

Please never design anything another human being has to interact with. Holy shit.

I hate both of you.

Gonna head off. Thanks for the PS4 cosplay thing

someone kill the fucking rats though

Where is the best place to farm souls if I don't have access to the golden knights?

why

There are no alonne knights in 3 lad.

oh, right, I forgot that's how host deaths work during lag spikes

I think that's enough Silver Chariot domination for one night :^)

Pretty sure I killed 8-9 guys straight but I had a rapier with my cosplay so call me a faggot all you want

Same place you farm ears.

His father was a cleric
He always got home drunk and beat up his wife and young patches
One night, when he was drunker than usual, he ended up killing her. Patches, in a fit of rage, impaled his own father with his trusty winged spear.
From that day on, he swore he would devote his life killing as much clerics as he could. He was now longer a kid. He now was unbreakable.

Check it out m8 it's in his item descriptions

>* Chained Twinswords

Irithyll is isolationist. They don't care about the outside world so long as the outside stays out. Pontiff is too busy playing 50 Shades of Goo with his captive royalty to give a shit about Lothric.

Outrider Knights are exiles. They're more or less just tossed out of Irithyll with no way to return and a time limit on their sanity because the Pontiff doesn't want to play with them anymore.

No you dont, deep down you long for the comfort of another human being

Given the opportunity, most reds will gank the host. I know that it might be spurred on by the fact that they get ganked more often than the host does, but it shows the hypocrisy. Especially because invaders have nothing to lose.

Not that I really care much for either party. I just want my concords.

>grape is fighting host
>he's clearly a new guy since he's struggling to roll through even the easiest attacks
>rush in, kill grape when he's distracted
>host bows
>kill him mid animation since he doesn't know to roll out of it

Fucking grapes, no reason not to kill you on sight.

I then put down my sign and helped him clear the area because I felt sorry.

heysel is cute tho

If I wanted to gank hosts I'd just join the faithfuls, but that's as boring as being ganked.

If you want to turn on another dark spirit, you take that shit to the Mound-Makers. There are just unwritten rules here.

So what happens with her when fire will fade?
An entire age of hardcore hand holding with Ashen One?

Do you think Leonhard and Heysel were fucking

Maybe that's why he's such a bitter cunt about her, it was a bad breakup

>-this game is better with no poise
t. /dsg/

twinblades my nigga

She probably left him for Kirk's longfinger.

>An entire age of hardcore hand holding with Ashen One?
Actually, yes. They're basically just going to rot there with nothing to do.

In my headcanon, my Ashen One makes her his anal slut for the rest of eternity.

Well even in a 1v1 the host is going to have more HP and health items (outside of twinks in low level invasions).

There's just really no such thing as a fair invasion in DaS3.

faggot

Yes. You will comfort each other in the darkness, knowing that you're both freed from the cycle in this life.

Fuck that sounds comfy.

>chose cleric as starting class
>walk up to him wearing full holy set with holy weapon to purge skellingtons
>are you a cleric or something?
>no
>oh okay lol

But it's like constant sex with the lights off.

firearms :^)

>Leonhard you left your towel on the floor again
>BITCH DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE, NO HONOR BETWEEN FINGERS

who said anything about gender?

Pretty good cosplay dude, and nice fights.

>he thinks there's camaraderie between Dark Spirits

>parry attempts cost fp
>hornet ring increases the fp cost
>parry cost functions like spells, not WAs; you must have the exact cost for it to work
there

where are the patch notes?

>But it's like constant sex with the lights off.
and?

Why is /dsg/ so gay?

Is that still going on?

Leonhardt pls go

Yorgh's Spear

Those chain weapons look cool but the rest is pretty trash desu.

>Dickwraiths and invasions were all murdered by based god Miyazaki

hahahaha I love it. Eat shit faggots.

You'll hit your head more times than you'll actually get your dick into the hole you want.

No point in playing if youre going to be a scumbag

>Thorned Greatsword
More like "The entire fucking Looking Glass Set". Jesus Christ, that was the only reason I kept playing the game sometimes.

>implying his dick will ever leave the hole once it's in

I like the guy next to you

its possible

Rosarias fingers was the only covenant i felt there was... some sort of belonging? idk how else I can say it but every other covenant feels lifeless to me

This

He's not calling you gay, he's calling you a faggot, user.

I think you're really missing the point here. The problem is not the gank itself which people engage in, it's the incredible ease with which hosts can essentially surround themselves with players to play the game for them. They can stack numbers and the gameplay mechanics directly support gangbanging players to death. Invaders, on the other hand, do not set out to gank but engage the host for rewards - the gank isn't guaranteed and that's a big difference. In fact, most people go for Aldrich because it actually events out the playing field. It's kind of like a reverse of the Forest in Das1. It's not a matter of hypocrisy but a matter of

>hosts having double the estus
>hosts nearly guaranteed to have 2+ phantoms
>Inescapable two-way instant death stunlocks
>seed is still a thing

It's all an expression of how the game's focus has shifted in the rather poor and uninspired direction of "The host is important and should have advantages" rather than "The host is nothing more than another struggling undead trying not to go hollow in a world of struggling undead". It shows how much the game now panders to bad players and allows them to play without actually learning anything about the game except how to roll backwards, chug, and summon phantoms.

Makes me nervous in first person

>1
Fuck that
Sacred Chime Hammer
Yorgh's Spear
Blue Flame (make it a paired weapon)
Orma & Reeves (paired greatshields, fuck yeah)
Red Rust Sword & Red Rust Scimitar (make them paired weapons, too)
Bonefist
And some fucking Dragon Weapons, goddamn.

It was my favorite too. I still wish I had killed someone by reflecting their spell with the shield but it was impossible.

>unironically thinking it would be a good idea to let players use the man-serpent chain axe from archdragon peak with its ranged attack
no he's criminally fucking retarded and should be euthanized before he even has a chance to touch any design another human might be forced to interact with at any point in their lives

that shit shouldn't exist even for PvE let alone invasions & dueling

You're having sex, dude. If you can't find what you're looking for, do some tongue cartography.

>Poise enabled for players
If only, right?

Not exactly a weapon but vanquishers seal.