/twg/ - Total War General

Launch thread edition

>FAQs & General Info
pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN

>Steam Groups
steamcommunity.com/groups/totalwargeneral
steamcommunity.com/groups/twgmp

>Total War Warhammer
Kholek Suneater Chaos vs Dwarfs -- youtube.com/watch?v=aAMKJzUAX_M
Battle Magic Spotlight -- youtube.com/watch?v=B1p7d_nVBS8
Chaos Warriors Campaign Walkthrough -- youtube.com/watch?v=VKv4A0GA3Qw

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FIRST

1st for dooty

you stupid motherfucker

>AN AMOUNT OF TIME BEFORE RELEASE

threadly reminder 10 minutes

also you can buy memehammer from g2a.com for 30 ausbucks cheaper than steam.

8 MINUTES

Release has come, time to roll!

thats 40k user

Ahhh /twg/… the eternal general

LAST ROLL

> Tomb Kings still not announced

I'm starting to think they wont be announced before launch

>40k image for the launch of a warhammer fantasy game

If you were trying to fucking trigger me then you succeed user.

Fucking kill yourself holy shit.

>40k pic in OP

last roll. this is final! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>launch thread uses a 40k IG image

YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB HOLY SHIT, WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOR LITERALLY OVER A YEAR WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FAGGOT?

God fucking damnit /twg/, this is why we need to have a few dedicated non-retards create our generals.

X for where do little orcs come from

SIX

FUCKING

MINUTES

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

7 MINUTES TILL BIG PATCH DOWNLOAD ANTI-HYPE

did they fix diplomacy yet?

>Stomping AI in a war
>Won't let me peace dec even though I killed all their armies
>AI won't peace dec me even though I last fought them 50 turns ago

6 MINTUES UNTIL THE DWARVES TAKE WHATS RIGHTFULLY THEIRS.

>tfw ads on twc say it's out now

ITS NEARLY TIME

I must toil away through the long night, Anons, go on without me. Fight and die for the glory of Sigmar.

Rollimh

Who else timing their ejaculation for launch?

so how much time does it take to crack a total war game

Post hype music for the faction you're going to play first.

>Empire
youtube.com/watch?v=blCBoXKCGl0&t=1m0s

ROLLING

MUSHROOMS

>wake up from nightmare
>warhammer still not out

user...

HELPFUL ANNOUNCEMENT FOR KEKS WHO DIDN'T WATCH THE STREAM

STEAM IS DISPLAYING RELEASE DATE WRONG

CA CONFIRMED RELEASE DATE 8 PM BRITISH SUMMER TIME

WHICH IS IN

5 MINUTES

M
I
N
U
T
E
S

AAAAAAAA

ROLL

3 minutes familam

This was has Denuvo, so much longer than usual.

why fap? it drains you of energy and concentration....

THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG IN THIS LAUNCH FAMALAMS


I CAN FEEL IT

SOMETHING WILL GO WRONG

rollin'

>FIVE MINUTES

69 get
i have 3 dildoes

>tfw no Greenskins in Mordheim: City of the Damned

anyone else think it was kinda shitty that CA were giving away free copies of the game in the livestream yesterday? completely cucked the fans that had already preordered

>it's about to be released
>Veeky Forums shitting itself like mad
>taking forever to do anything
>every other website working fine

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ROLL

masturbation relieves anxiety

Ai seems more willing to peace out in this. Also more willing to confederate if you are buddies

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Fucking hype is so strong im shaking!

i.imgur.com/UPHLb8i.jpg night elves

EMPEROR GIVE ME STRENGTH

t4werio

...

>4 minutes

Is the game out in 5 minutes?

AM*

oops

>tfw the codes didn't even give giftable copies so I couldn't grab a free one for my friend

Thanks CA!

Less

3 minutes

rolleing

Witch hunters are coming out so we can hope for more

THREE MINUTES!!!
H
R
E
E

...

7 hours and 2 minutes boys

Why is time going so slowly?

GET FUCKING HYPE
youtube.com/watch?v=o4UAt2Bh7oM

roll

Rolling!

CMON KEMMLER

2 MINUTES

THIS iS IT MAYNGE OH MAYNE IM HYPE TO GET ONLY 20FPS ON LOW BUTT FUCK IT
H Y P E
Y
P
E

TWO
W
O

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Been up 19 hours, just made a fresh pot of coffee and ready to rock.

I CAN'T TAKE THE HYPE

K E M M L E R

ITS OUTTT TT

I'm hype for Witch Hunters too. Hope they come with an overpowered Accuse so I can gank enemy leaders like mad

>tfw when its gonna be 8 hours left

2 mintues left, it's been fun shitposting with you guys

see you in 10 minutes to complain about gamebreaking bugs

UNPACKING

RESTART, IT'S OUT

>tfw all those 7s in post numbers
Its a good omen brothers

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's not unlocked.

G fucking G

CA lied and steam fucked up. Fuck it all. I'm done.

ONE!

It's habbeding!

30 SECONDS

HERE WE FUCKING GO
A LIFETIME OF WAITING

UPDATING ITS UPDATING!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S TIME TO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

vampire countsssssssssssssssssss

Look at your post-timer faggot

RESTART STEAM YOU FUCKING AUTISTS

GIVE ME MY CODE AMAZON

>WAKE UP
>ITS FUCKING OUT

ITS FUCKING OOOUTTT

INSTALLING NOW

Daily reminder that Warhammer is Neckbeard fedora tier cancer and has no place in total war.
People who have no problem with a warhammer total war game are the same who use Radious mods.

LIIIIIVEEEEEE

IM NUCCCCLEEAARRRR

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ITS TIME TO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH