/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

>LE EBIN BOUNTY HUNTER EVERY GAME
BRAVO ICEFRAUD

What if you can stack roshan?

who do i spam mid that counters alch and actually wins the game

Huskar

FREE gold

Did you say.... FREE?

if you're below 6k the only solution is to ban alch or play alch yourself

the problem with any of the "lane winners" versus alch is that alch doesn't even lane at all
he just goes to jungle and farms stupidly fast

5k players and below are too braindead to stop a competent alch so you have to just hope alch sucks

Or just push towers by 15/20min while they're playing 4v5 and win because Alche can't do jackshit at that time.

>not spamming ET to get to 5k mmr

shiggy piggy diggy doo

>supportcuck proud of getting carried every single game

lamo

why are fnatic losing to badslardar

>clocks old cogs

forgot about this shit

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Stop man
STOP

>BUY THESE COOL MAPS PLX GOYS (Useable for a limited time only)
EPIC VALVE JUST EPIC

thats bullshit, you cant mod map anymore you stupid cuck

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>he is not using anime mods RIGHT NOW

lmao what's your excuse, user?

mods showcase: youtube.com/watch?v=pZWgB33mqEg
reborn mods tutorial: youtube.com/watch?v=xzoWT3P8ypk

You can because im doing it right now you cunt.
online play.
You dumb gouycuck

Low skill pubs can't push fast, that was why he mentioned 5k and below players.

reported enjoy your ban :^)

>tfw cucking goys with their own hats
xdddd

>solo safelane, 15 last hits 10 minutes into the game
>still go 21/0 and win
Nice fucking hero dotards.
I'll leave the match id as proof.

>butthurt Valve shills: DELETE THIS
>map modders: Hello?

The only thing I do with the ban is spin to a random hero and ban it.

when i play terrorblade

i bring the pain

>paying for dailies

wow ur so good user

>black screen of death bug
>can't play dota anymore

Thanks you Valve, the most based dev ever.

>le ebin lazor bird not nerfed
Yeah Manilla will be great...
>b-but muh 6sec cd xd
fuck off

Le pouncing fish with passive Terrasque.

I swear I want to punch Icefrog's face.

3 STAR ESCAPE

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then ur bad

you should ban bh/riki every game

>play with and against retards as a shitter

Yes wow, amazing.

I have literally never lost against a riki since the change.

Get good.

>buy goypendium
>forced into slave labour quests and tree cutting for some measly cosmetics all worth a dollarydoo
>dotards still defend this

>WAHHH WHY DON'T THEY NERF HEROES I DON'T LIKE INTO THE GROUND?????

>ban riki
but why

just shows in what shit bracket you are in m8

bet you never lost against bat too, thats becuase retards in 3/4k dont have a single clue how to play anything that requires more than 2 brain cells

daily reminder that aghs centaur is broken as fuck

Do people not have a brain?

Why would you pick Void when there are two melee cores on the team?

>look guys, I best a 300 gpm alch!!!!

>BadAbaddon

>WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO NERF MY FREE +25 HERO WAAAH

>MVSHIT

>firstpick void
>team does exactly this

every fking time la

>I lose alot to this so it must be OP!

>I have literally never lost against a riki since the change.

New Riki has amongst the highest pick and winrate at +5k mmr.
Riki is also a decent counter to Slark.

what the fuck is wrong with everyone on radiant

>be bad at the game
>pick slark
>win
Simpy epic game dotardos.

this fat fuck is stealing hundreds

>buy goypendium
>get black screen bug almost every match so i can't play

why the fuck can you not see peoples' conduct summaries

is that not pertinent information or

>leave ID
>but hide names
Why

Nice 1k game bro

>LMAO I'LL JUST CALL HIM BAD, THAT WAY NOBODY CAN NERF MUH LASERBIRD OF FREE TEAMFIGHT WINS

Do you really expect anybody that deep in the trench to behave rationally?

kpop fags btfo

5 decides what hero/build i pick in my next game
preferably offlane

idiot didn't even black out their eyes baka

radiance weaver

offlane DK you can figure out the rest

well that was quick.

Guys, let's stop arguing and just agree that every single hero in the game is overpowered and needs to be nerfed to hell.

Since when did MVP become total trash?
They used to be tier 1 and now they're tier 4. What the hell?

Really enjoyed this TBD MMR analysis.

Any hero suggestions for the disabling heroes challenge? Just can't manage to do it.

BANE?

>why the fuck can you not see peoples' conduct summaries

You can no longer see if you have muted someone.

This is because Valve doesn't like it when people dodge matches.

lmao

I never have a problem against slark unless he already gets fed by retards.

inc proof after game

Lion, Bane, Earthshaker, etc etc.

pick bane buy soulring run at enemy heroes sleep them then run away

hope your team can win the game for you

it's a global fakeback strat. a chinese mathematician working on a soviet nuclear submarine lodged 10,000 leagues under the sea has calculated that this is the most straight forward win condition

Quas Wex Voker

>5 cores on both teams
>2 invis champs and team gets 2 more shadowblades on top of that
>300 gpm alch
>literally 1 (one) guy with a tp
>zero bkb's
>battlefury into aghs jugg

wew lad, thats some triple digit mmr shit

Lion
Bane
Earthshaker

thats what she said

sheever is cute

Bane
Shadow Shaman
Treant
Lion

DELETE THIS

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SPOILER THAT SHIT

You're in a room with Llama, Slacks, Xyclopz and Sheever.
You have a gun with only one bullet.

Who do you kill?

myself

myself

I get us to all put our heads together and then maybe the bullet can go down the line.

I can only kill myself.