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>Old Thread

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>tfw

NA will win next major

>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

nth for working out how to stop the banananigger menace

Well duh, all top teams have at least one cheater

youtube.com/watch?v=bCEC0nv8jF8

nth for silver shitters

BASED FUCKING HEEKZ

>0 posts early
FUCK OFF

hey

good post

>he fell for the overwatch meme

nip dont

not NiP or G2

>his inventory is worth less than $500
why are you even playing

>mates can't play
>solo queue
>get matched with four russians
>they make absolutely no effort to communicate in english
>and of course, they're all turboshitters
>i'm carrying hard, 15/4, MVP on 10 rounds
>cocksuckers thought it would be funny to votekick me
cykas are fucking scum

>matched with 4 russians
>not immediately going afk or throwing the game

twitter.com/missharvey/status/735210170393845760
>missharvey wanting to get BANANED
kek, harvey fag on suicide watch

haven't solo queued in a good while, thought I'd give them a chance
silly me

>teammate gets tilted and leaves after first gunround
>teammates dont call shit
>just run around and try to dm the other team
>end up winning game anyway

god i love smurfing

>G2
You forget about shox?

How is lumishitsity this bad honestly

just wait until Liquid hit 15 rounds

I'm liking this NA crowd ngl

>not just playing on na servers

>set max server ping to 50
>enjoy cyka free games with West euro lads

it's that easy

LG please turn em on again, I beg you

They aren't going to lose this desu


Lumishit look pretty terrible now

>LOSING A 5V3

Do you seriously believe Liquid is going to win? Kek

>end up with polish fags that are just as bad

That show blows

h 2 do that in competitive
t. newfag

what name is this

owari no trashcan

>that fucking perfect rotation around the bombsite
>"fallen doesn't wall"

toplel

setting max ping is an option in the settings

if you want to play on na from eu get the server blocker

100+ ping but no retarded russians or poles so you get games where people talk and can play

>hiko quickly peeks out of chicken coop after they clear the site
>in 200 miliseconds fallen turns 180 degrees, turns, scopes in and shoots him

nice

>get banned
>make a new trip because you get rebanned for ban evasion and need to attention whore
Lmao get a life kid

thanks for the (You), you're literally giving me what I want, retard

>being so far east you get put with poles

eww...

neat, thanks

m8 im from ireland i literally blocked every server apart from west eu and got poles with no mic every game

Lol im evading a ban right now, mods are fags.

Do they use makeup on the players on eleague (for the cameras) or is it normal to have such clean skin like most of them seem to have?

How many overwatch cases do I have to do yo get exp

you sound like a greasy fukn nerd

NEED BOIPUCCI!

get a bf?

it is normal to have clean skin, that is why people point out blemishes.

w-will you be my bf?
im gay

Implying that is easy

You'll get more exp doing DM than Overwatch.

The amount you get from OW is pathetic.

S M H
M
H

You should have asked for a good rrrrrr trip like #!nlw}Ilb

i already have a bf :3


it's not that hard user you gotta diversify your search

reminder that worthless homos ruined this general

gas the homos

stfu

LG CHEAT

o-ok =[

ye, Shinoa is in a shit show and surrounded by faggots. Much like me when I post here.

yeah
huh, the more you know
I kinda thought it was like unnaturally white teeth in movies

When dosua shows up in a few weeks with his blackheads and crusty skin you'll know the answer

Is that why they removed just9n from the team

>it's a liquid choking episode

>liquid in charge of not choking

Who mental illness here?

i'm seeing my psychiatrist about my depression tomorrow

yes, but no transgender/gay shit which runs rapant ITT

I play MM, does that count?

lmao tripfag banned again

they're all sluts too fuck them life is a meme

Nice, I havent seen mine in over a month and I dont got my meds.

When will people wake up and realize Hiko is the problem

LG CHEAT

WHY DID HE JUMP AT THEM

does hiko choke this hard when he eats?

>SHITQUID

PFFFFFFTTAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

IDK

>choking

can we stop with this meme? it's called map imbalance, morons.

(posted after the first half)

apps.who.int/classifications/icd10/browse/2015/en#X60-X84

Yes.

>you kicked s1mple for this

at least adren gets to pretend he deserves a spot on professional teams some more?

>mfw no team can stop our boys

I kinda feel this way but I can't put in words why exactly. It feels like he gets all non important kills but struggles on the others. But compared to his teammates, he's still 1000 times better

...

>peacemaker

Kek.

more like team liquid shit amirite bois?

...

team liquidshit, better quit
yo~

LG fucking turned on their hacks again and everyone says their good. Liquid should of won that.

moe is so fucking based wouldnt mind his big arab cock in my tight little ass

I don't care about performance level, he is the internal cancer and the mental weakness in the team and always has been on every team he has been in. Sgares Semphis and Ska got the blame, S1mple and gbjames got the blame last month, adren and koosta will get the blame now, but it is hiko.

Even if that was true all that guy on site had to do was turtle up on an angle to prevent the plant just by EXISTING, but he jumped at them giving them the free win.

The mentality of liquid is just not there

...

>hiko rage punch
LOL
not reddits guys anymore for sure, cya on da frontpage

Webm?

>doubting brazilian programmers

what m0e is saying is actually true.
I fucking hate how these retarded baby casters go like "uhh nooh what hes talking about xd" when it's dead on. koosta fucked up big

Was koosta the guy on site who jumped out like a retard?