>shit specs >ridiculously overpriced >overhyped by faggots >hard or impossible to upgrade >manufacturer hates people who do their own maintenance/repairs >fucking ridiculous prices for maintenance and repairs
So far I'm thinking MINI because:
>"lifestyle" car for faggot hipsters >all the BMW reliability and maintenance bullshit but with even shittier specs than BMW >bullshit like not having a fucking dipstick on some models >absolutely retarded usersbase who only pretend to like cars and think their overpriced econo shitbox is a "sports car"
>dashboard is literally a steering wheel and an iPad
Lincoln Harris
Tesla. While I appreciate what they're doing for electric cars' image to normies, fuck them for everything else.
Austin Smith
Tesla
Joseph Long
>Tesla
Holy shit I completely forgot about Tesla
Brayden Jones
>it's another butthurt teenage poorfag thread
Alexander Carter
Subaru >WRX >BRZ
Not much changes year-to-year, yet people worship them.
Samuel Torres
But the wrx isn't over priced. Is really easy to work on. Has tons of ability to replace and repair stuff. And has great specs
James Lewis
It's Apple in that the engine hasn't changed much and the interior is still shit, yet they sell like hot cakes.
Benjamin Cruz
And they took away the hatch version which people loved. That seems like something Apple would do.
Daniel Reyes
Easy peasy.
Oliver Baker
>bitter poorfag the thread
David Miller
Fuck off nerd.
Mason Hall
I wonder what kind of person makes a shit thread like this
Levi Cruz
Apple doesn't have shit specs and they charge fairly reasonable prices for smartphone repair. I can tell you don't know the first fucking thing about engineering because if you did you would appreciate the lengths that Apple goes to in order to make what they think is a good product.
Jason Reyes
>fa20 is the same as the wrx from yeateryear
You're dumb
Levi Myers
you seriously can't be this much of a fag
Andrew Rivera
Apple does overcharge for its shit
It's repair service is fucking garbage for the price. Third party services are always cheaper AND they can actually back up your data and give it to you unlike apple that will wipe your shit even if there's nothing wrong with the drive
T. Computer repair technician servicing Apple computers for the last 12 years straight
Apple have the most removed computers in that they're so unserviceable they'd rather throw away an entire couple outer with a simple problem and give you a brand new one
Jace Powell
Do you know the first fucking thing about SoC architecture? No? Then shut the fuck up.
Their repair costs are nothing unusual in the industry. It will always be cheaper to DIY or pay a friend to do repairs. I'm saying that their first party repair services are in line with others. Of course you will do it cheaper because you don't have to deal with scaling up to servicing all RMAs in the US.
And it's normal these days to just give people a refurb and then refurb the device they send back. It's easier from a logistics POV and Tim Cook is all about logistics.
Wyatt Hughes
>Someone mentions liking Apple >That person is immediately called a fag It's like clockwork.
James Sanchez
I used to like Apple before they got complacent and started making horseshit lateral moves. I have an iPhone 5s and zero motivation to upgrade.
Samuel Walker
Im 3rd line support, i know a thing or two. you just sound like a massive fanboy so do you
you can't say anything about holy apple made in china or you guys completely sperg out. Wonder why they call you fags?
Ryan Martin
oh look this thread again
was the one last week with over 100 replies just not enough for you?
Connor Morales
It's not not tesla morons. Tesla isn't nearly normie enough or cheap enough to be Apple and like it or hate it they're still doing genuine innovation and invention (just not the ones we as enthusiasts like)
Ayden Williams
>you can't say anything about holy apple made in china or you guys completely sperg out. >Wonder why they call you fags? I didn't say anything about Apple you hypersensitive autist.
Hunter Johnson
I will just leave this here.
Jaxon Green
>cheap enough to be Apple The 8gb Iphone launched for $599, $703 today. that's with a contract
The Apple III launched for $4340 in 1980, $12,800 today.
The Apple 20th Anniversary Mac retailed for $7500 in 1997.
I would agree that Teslas are out of reach of the "normie" buyer compared to a modest smartphone but that's comparing two very different things. Apples and oranges. but like all things apple did, and yet people still buy them. Just like they do outrageously priced apple products, people love tesla.
Colton Gomez
Aston Martin
Jayden Moore
THIS IS A REPOST/PASTA
LOOK IN THE ARCHIVES THIS THREAD HAS BEEN MADE BEFORE
DO NOT REPLY, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200
Aaron Watson
>Toyota >being anything like Apple in any fucking way
What are you smoking bro?
Alexander Wilson
Beautiful and well-built. Long history of innovation. Hard to service on your own. Recognized by anyone anywhere. Still a status symbol to some extent. Reeed at by poorfags for brand name tax. Loved by sane people who want a nice well-rounded product and don't care about your dirt-cheap shitbox/chinaphone with a couple of mods/ROMs beating it in pointless benchmarks.
Liam Sanchez
>tesla >prius pick 2
Isaiah Gray
starting about 4 years ago i could see your point
Dylan Ward
These levels of impotent poorfaggot rage are unprecedented even for Veeky Forums. Try being less poor, OP.
Carter Jenkins
>sucking marketing cock the post
Colton Hernandez
Also forgot >after all those flaws, still makes a nicer product with a much more pleasant user experience
Luis Cook
Except mercs are actually good.
Owen Sullivan
I don't even own a single Apple product but I can respect the engineering behind them. I'm just tired of the memes.
Nathaniel Harris
>desperately looking for ways to rationalize your inability to afford nice things
Logan Diaz
as far as im concerned apple died together with steve.
Jason Rodriguez
Tesla
Jaxson Sanders
>we're going to sell 400,000 electroshitboxes! >cancels model S due to lack of demand it's definitely tesla >woz doesn't even care, likes chevy EVs better
as far as a ICE vehicles, MINI is the answer >shitboxes of the highest magnitude >still hold their value b/c of hey goys remember mini?
Adam Bell
ok, change the sparkplugs.
Aiden Robinson
that's where you're wrong, kiddo.
Gabriel Cooper
BMW
Andrew Johnson
surprised audi isn't in the top 5 posts
Benjamin Morales
Where did all of these Macfags come from?
I thought Veeky Forums was full of /g/entoomen?
Luis Gutierrez
>being, unironically, so stupid you can't into similarities.
Jackson Martinez
I know people love to give Apple shit, but in my experience their computers are damn near indestructible. I've had my MacBook for almost 9 years now and it still works great. I've had to do some basic fixes like replacing the battery and the cooling fan, but they were super easy and the parts were cheap. I know the initial investment is steep, but it pays for itself in the long run. How many of you have had your PC for as long?
Hunter Watson
My last laptop was 7 years old, it only needed a new fan, but I just bought a new one. My current one is 4 years old. No problems at all. Apple uses the SAME PARTS from the SAME COMPANIES as everyone else. Then they mark it up 4x. That's why people hate on them.
Austin Bailey
Mfw an iPhone has the highest and second highest Antutu score
Tyler Adams
You're not paying for the parts, you're paying for the OS. >plus full metal casing >plus god tier aesthetics >plus no viruses
Cooper Ortiz
>How many of you have had your PC for as long? I have. Just recently replaced a Dell my parents gave me from 2001. All hail Dell.
Adam Walker
>>shit specs >>shit specs >0-60 in 2.3 seconds
Nope.
Robert Edwards
You mean an os you can get for free?
Caleb Johnson
>muh straight line speed
James Flores
>How many of you have had your PC for as long?
The Lenovo laptop I'm currently typing on was gifted to me in 2010. >Windows 7 (32 bit) >1.3 GHz >4 GB RAM Runs like complete shit, but I have watched a lot of porn on it in the past lol. Smarter browsing woulda done it some good.
Sebastian Brooks
>Can drive 300+ miles on electricity >Can be refueled at home >National average cost of electricity is half that of gasoline
>>Can drive 300+ miles on electricity Bullshit Pic related
Robert Walker
Just design wise, Audi.
Apple really copied the Audi aesthetics for their products.
Joseph Young
Smart
Nathan Jenkins
>the engine hasn't changed If it's not broken, why fucking fix it?
Also yes, the FA20 and EJ257 are absolutely the same fucking engine in their entirety. Very astute of you.
Jeremiah Roberts
HAHA FUCKING KEK THAT CAR CAUGHT ON FIRE THEY MUST ALL CATCH ON FIRE {INSERT CAR COMPANY HERE} BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT ONLY HAPPENS TO THEM TOO NOT EVERY CAR COMPANY EVER HAHAHA FUCKING FLAMING FAGGOTS HOT FIRE MIXTAPE BTFO SHIT TRASH HAHAHAHAHAHA KEK LOL BTFO B-BU-BUT ITS JUST THAT ONE HAHAHAHA KEK
Andrew Garcia
>falling for the no virus meme
Cameron Watson
Back in high school I was voted most likely to be astute. It's all coming together now.
Jason Cook
The rabbit hole goes further.
>charge more than anybody else for technology you claim to have pioneered but has really been around before you >have genuine advances and possibly a more polished product than others >undermine that with cringeworthy marketing and customers >push updates and make new features.. Temporarily. Then you have to upgrade. >one man is the face of the company even though he doesn't develop or really know anything technical about the product >new products are pandering to the masses instead of being good products
Steve Jobs didn't die. He was just reincarnated. Early..
Samuel Wood
The correct answer is Tesla. This thread is stupid and whoever made it should feel bad.
Ryan Lee
OH
LOOK
THIS
THREAD
A G A I N
Brandon Allen
You're talking about a Tesla, OP.
William Smith
actually just posted it cuz I hate BMW and seeing one on fire makes me smile. Besides. BMW did have legit problems with wiring harnesses starting fires for a while.
>He/she says as the Model S breaks the world record for fastest 0-60 of any production car in the world
Joseph Phillips
>can't finish a lap around Nuremberg faster than a prius because it overheats and shits out
Yeah those Teslas are sure fast
Jaxon Rogers
>Nürburgring >lap around Nuremberg >tfw you try to be smug but still come off retarded
Cameron Wood
it is
Julian White
Harley Davidson, more so than any carmaker.
Alexander Foster
>Volkswagen
Ethan Richardson
I don't care about that.
Blake Reed
>The only company making 4x4's with ground clearance
Opinion disregarded.
Zachary Murphy
Volkswagen
Ryder Thompson
how the fuck is it not Tesla
Ryan Cook
Because Teslas are extremely advanced. They're not overpriced for the tech you get. In fact, Tesla makes very little profit on each car.
Elijah Lopez
>I don't care about that.
>I only care about things that make me right.
Asher Turner
Take your Elon Musk-shaped dildo out of your ass and beat yourself to death with it.
>muh 0-60 >muh 300 mile range
Just replace "Tesla" with "Apple" and it sounds like every other Apple fanboy.
Cooper Rivera
Their fan bases are identical. I imagine they overlap heavily.
Oliver James
it's objectively and by about a lightyear Tesla
Eli Allen
>0-60 in 2.3 seconds and that's all you're going to get 60mph
Brandon Butler
This.
Bentley and Rolls Royce are closer to Apple than Tesla is.
Noah Clark
u wot m8
Brandon Perry
...
John Anderson
going over 60mph with a tesla is just asking to be stuck on a highway with a depleted battery
Justin Bennett
It's obviously the Porsche 935.
John Green
>shit specs >ridiculously overpriced
Teslas are neither of those. P100D Teslas accelerate faster than cars costing several times as much, while being able to seat 7 and having over 30 cubic feet of trunk space. No other cars in existence have that ratio of performance, practicality, and price.
Brody Jackson
...
Landon Thomas
Tesla you dumbass
Anthony Murphy
I wanna see this thing in IBM livery.
Evan Cruz
It's obviously BMW
>not as fast as other competitors >but easier to use >universal appeal >they hold on to a select few features (straight six engine, M, etc) >they're expensive for what what they are >you really can't argue why you bought a BMW with anything objective, it would be all subjective arguments
And before anyone just says 'well then it could be all German cars', not quite. Mercedes builds several of the best cars in the world (S-class, military G-wagons, 18-wheelers, their F1 program, etc) and Audi kinda just sticks with their program, never really changing anything. AWD for everyone and to hell with excitement (except the RS series)
But back to BMW. They don't have a true flagship (same with Apple, they don't produce any sort of a $5000 PC or some sort of super exclusive phones. It's all sort of very polished but still run-of-the-mill hardware for everyman, rich and poor. Apple and BMW have managed to snag that 'attainable symbol of affluence' that says 'i may or may not have money but i can at least afford this one piece of shiny shit'.
