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What do you use for webms? I'm never happy with the results...

Also
>3mb

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Man, it feels good to play all the braindead heroes.

How autistic are you

KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

no dubs on Veeky Forums

are people seriously this retarded?

Xth for D.Va is mine now and you faggots will never wrest her from my tender embrace.

I'm fucking around in training practice range, not even idling at all and get this and kicked out to menu.

nice game you got here

Oh god here we go

>dubs (not 00)
this is some quality bait

HANA SONG PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

>thinking it was made for Veeky Forums
Get off your fucking highnoon

>Blizzard trying to dmca Overwatch sfm porn
Surely this will only redouble the output.

Right?

>symetra on attack
>tele at their spawn
>turrets above the doors
>win game

every time lel

why?

> Ilios
> Pharah
> 21 environment kills

Why is Widowmaker allowed 200hp on top of her abilities

WHY DOES THE ENEMY ALWAYS SEEM TO COME BACK AT 99%

ALWAYS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I got this once on an Arcade game.
I was just sitting on the payload constantly frozen as Mei not letting Overtime finish because I didn't want to lose.
I did that for over 40 minutes.

So what's you're favourite toon lads?

then why are you posting it here

Rolling

>D.Va has an ojousama laugh
my dick is diamonds

Does a code for battlenet for the widow maker noir skin also work for the PS4?

Any on point on staying on a match after you lose?

It seems you get the same shitters every time in the rematch.

what fucking board was it made, for then?

>Playing defense
>Guy instantly picks Hanzo
>Another picks Widowmaker after 20 seconds of waiting
>Think it's a guaranteed loss
>Hanzo ends up saving the game as I shield him with Reinhardt

So I've concluded that Hanzo players can at least sometimes be useful opposed to Widowmakers

resemblance is uncanny

>mfw I had this game earlier this morning
Getting randos to play along with your stupid shit is the best thing.

We were on attack and we made it to like 20 meters from the end but the enemy team switched to two Bastions and the rest of the team literally just clumped up around them to block hooks

Because Overtime for le epic plays xDDD

It could in theory, but if you were going to buy it from someone with cash money I'd ask Blizz customer service to verify it first.

should I be like autistically spamming one character? or one character from each role? or everyone?

It's called sense of urgency.
Like kicking a mule's butt.

sometimes teams rebalance, also you get an XP bonus for consecutive games without leaving

alt+z next time, senpai ;)

No but you'll just be thrown into another game with more shitters so whats the point

you should pick the hero that best fits your team's composition

>kills anyone 1v1 at any range
>no counter pick exists

NERF MCREE

>birthday today
>in an exam
>halfway through, look up and see qt 3.14 Tracer lookalike
>short hair, cute, smiles, the whole package
>tfw I couldn't focus on my exam for the rest of the time given

She had lighter hair and a shorter fringe than Tracer, but still, 10/10.

Anyone else seen people from Overwatch in real life? Internet pictures don't count

Roll

>Implying 99 vs 99 overtime matches aren't the most fun

Heroes picked competitively

Attack
McCree>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tracer>76>Reaper>>Genji>>>>>>>>Pharah

Defense
Widow>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Junkrat>>>Hanzo>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mei>>Torbjorn=Bastion

Tank
Winston>Reinhardt>>>>Zarya>>>>>>>>>>Roadhog>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>D.Va

Support
Mercy=Lucio>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Symmetra>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Zenyatta

A Hanzo may eventually put his ass on the point.
Widowmaker is 00:00 objective time.

>some guy picks Genji on final few meters on a payload against a team
>pointless pick
>someone calls him out on it
>he goes apeshit and proclaims he was top of eliminations so how was he bad

How do people check this? I thought they made a point of making kdr for the player only, not a scoreboard ingame to avoid cancer play.

i have the exact same setup and have zero issues, give more information so we know whats different

HOT
MONKEY
DICK

>Game breaks your team up if you steamroll the enemy team
>Game puts you in with the same people if you get decimated

There is no explanation I would accept for this.

I think it's a combo of the enemy team dropping their spaghetti and the assaulting team having their ults ready to go.

The 2 simple options for wbem are
Xmedia Recode
softpedia (.) com/get/Multimedia/Video/Encoders-Converter-DIVX-Related/XMedia-Recode (.) shtml
or
WebM for Retards
gitgud (.) io/nixx/WebMConverter

Xmedia is easier to trim and has more settings to fiddle with but I tend to like WebM for Retards more anyway

I make stupidly long webms, so my bitrate is always trashy at like 1500-2000kb

Fag

>losing KotH
>Soldier switches to Widow
Yeah that's gonna help...
>It doesn't, he can't aim straight and gets potshotted by a fucking Lucio 24/7

>attacking on hanamura a
>enemy team has two tornbjorns, symmetra, winston, soldier and tracer
>literally impossible to attack the point since two big turrets and little turrets fucking everywhere
>you can't flank them since the site has only one entrance which is guarded by everyone
>when our lucio ults and we try to kill the turrets, torns just pop their ults and annihilate us

seriously what the fuck are we supposed to do versus that shit? hanamura A should really have at least one more entrance so flanking is actually possible

I like to be with the other guys when playing Hanzo and try to take out the snipers looking at the team instead of going to touch myself on a roof

>playing a game for children competitively
>caring about what the people who play a game for children competitively are picking

I have just an app called webm for retards

Seems perfectly fine to me

ROBOPHARAH IS CUTE!

CUTE!

>play toby
>get POTG

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

gold medal probably

Reminder to add all Hanzo """mains""" to your avoid list

Hanamura defense is the best map.

SAY SOMETHING.

Rolling for husbando

because fucking retards actually start playing like they should have been playing the entire match. taking ground, actually pushing and attempting to get on objectives as a group. most fucking idiots who are standing back and sniping or just dancing around the chokepoints won't play correctly until blizzard tells them it's now or never. higher level players play with that sense of urgency from their first spawn not their last spawn

>Soldier's "That's sir to you" line
Oh man, it's perfect for BM spam.

one of the worst maps. It's even worse when the defending team has a mei who can wall off the only entrance for about 50% of the match.

>tfw I'm not buying boxes, not because I don't have money, but because I know my luck is absolute dogshit

>want Widowmaker Noire skin but didn't pre-order
>look for it on some key sites
>but can't buy them because I usually use pre-paid cards, no credit card info or Paypal
>ask my sissy slave to buy it for me
>he's not sure about it
>tell that whore what a disgusting person he is, etc, etc
>he gets off to it
>eventually buys it for me

I was practising mlg quickscopes and that happened as well. Fucking blizzard.

They see they're getting close to defeat and throw corpses on the objective to push overtime. A strategy you're unlikely to see at, say, 37%.

>at any range
Enjoy getting sniped by Widowmaker or Hanzo

Reaper and Genji are skill-based matchups at close range, if Reaper ghosts through the flashbang or Genji reflects anything then that shits done

Speaking of Reaper, why the fuck can Mei cancel her iceblock whenever she wants but Reaper can't cancel his Wraith Form?

You will never play this game at a high level so who cares

Hanamura A has three entrances.

Pharah or Widow standing behind a Rein would have instantly broken their formation.

>toby

BUT YOU MIGHT GET LUCKY IF YOU BUY LIKE 50.

That intro would actually be cool if her pistol wasn't the shittiest weapon in the game by far

I just caved and bought 11. I got Genji's sparrow skin and rat's jester skin after not getting anything for 28 levels.

>paying for something that doesn't matter and you can get in the game anyway

I WANT TO KISS and sex PHARAH

>like to play the dwarf with a turret cause memes
>randomly get play of the game sometimes
>it's always me hiding behind a wall repairing the turret while it shoots offscreen
>some faggot who's usually genji or reaper always gets ass blasted over it
Why do I enjoy that so much

is the play of the game basically a giant meme? About 1 in 4 are good but usually it's something dumb

which one?

And suddenly I want a Tracer skin with blue highlights in her hair.
Or just blue hair.
I fucking love blue hair.

Anyone nice enough to gift me a copy? Starting new job next week and don't want to wait.

the skin that lets you repick to a character that isn't trash

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Anyone else play on PS4? What are some must-have control scheme adjustments? I'm thinking of changing Lucio's jump to L3 or something so I can actually aim while wallrunning.

>Tfw you go 28-3 as Pharah
>tfw you don't even touch the peasant ground for 3/4 of the game
>tfw someone on the enemy team rage swaps to Pharah
>tfw that person rages as you kill him too
>tfw you are the core of your team, Killin everyone and playing objective
>tfw some Memester reaper gets play of the game by doing nothing
>tfw some mindless Mei gets legendary comm

WELP, Toblerone it is.

that's what you'd think until you see a widowmaker casually fishing for headshots on people outside the site

>is the play of the game basically a giant meme?
Yes. It's always
>bastion holds mouse 1
>mercy presses q
>torb being dead or staring at a wall
>Hanzo presses q

>best dad will never tell you to call him sir
Just die in my sleep already

>why the fuck can Mei cancel her iceblock whenever she wants but Reaper can't cancel his Wraith Form?
Because she can't move during it perhaps?

Get a mouse and keyboard.