/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age and Bioware General #953

youtube.com/watch?v=kATqAHOIOSw

DA is over
This general will never have more than max. 10 posters in total again
Your waifu doesn't exist
Live with it

Amazing abilities to state the obvious

/dag/ is alive in our hearts, waifus too
Comfy 10 silent deds
And I'm okay with that.

I just only come here to post links to gay porn.

kill all elves

>mfw when anti-elf posters shitpost near me

You could just make a thread on /y/ since you have to samefag to get replies anyway

Everyone but me is a samefag desu

2qt

that baby scares me

Meredith did nothing wrong.

Thank you

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>nexusmods.com/dragonage2/mods/4025/?

fucking fuck

>razors don't exist
My sides

Ostagar...

>"""natural""" bodies
>didn't get rid of the painted on abs

>ywn stick your tongue up your waifus poop chute
why live

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Props to the artist for somehow managing to make her look even more disgusting

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Yeah, sure.

good one, my friend!! I sure showed him :)

>I REALLY hate /dag/, I just wish I had some way to express that burning fury in my heart. I know! I'll continue to post there night and day, despite thinking that it's shit and that it deserves to die!

HEY

>mordin
>thane
is everyone in this picture dead?

>Traynor
>no Cortez
Uhum.........

Traynor is objectively more likeable than Cortez

Not really. And at least they attempted to give Steve an arc. Samantha is just there to be shy and awkward and to piss off straight men.

Meh, I found her entertaining, and I play as a male, so it always felt like I had to be careful what I said to Steve because I don't want to homosex

Ah hey what's up guys

muh dick

s e l f i e

chillin

Exercising

>let me talk about wanting to tonguefuck EDI during my first appearance, tee hee
>ummm I'm so shy and awkward ;)
>did I mention I'm a lesbian?
>let me prove my usefulness by using a toothbrush because I obviously have other uses in this game. Who's Kelly?
Solas is the only good Weekes character, his girls are all the same recycled quirky/awkward sluts

>good Weekes character
Good one sis ;))

want to tonguefuck you...

no you don't

>me right one
Just fuck each other you dumb homos

jealous

only if he's on bottom

do you capable construction of english sentence

>wanting to sex a girl is now homo

um sorry your boyclit isn't big enough to satisfy a real man

>implying you're a real man
lmoba kid

I meant to type now, do you always complain about typos on the internet or is it just because you can't handle the truth?

ME:A better have a male quarian love interest

that likes strapons?

reminder that solaswives literally don't mind that """their""" husbando has a harem

Any healthy man is allowed to have a harem. I don't mind to have one as well, too bad I'm a /dag/na.

good husbandos are faithful

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Are there any MMOs that feel similar to Dragon Age?

have you played Inquisition?

I'd take a cheating Solas over a faithful shitposter any day
You wouldn't know a good husbando if he slapped your face with his d*ck

Speaking of Weekes and lesbians
>Sera with Gaider as the lead writer
>Only mentions her attraction to women if you outright flirt with her or listen to her banters with Blackwall

>Sera with Weekes as the lead writer
>Gets a girlfriend, can't stop talking about how hot that qunari woman with bad teeth is
I wonder what the Kiki-kin thought about that

Where were Cullen and Josie during the bad future Alexius caused?

>tfw no leadership skill

Hopefully committed suicide after realizing they're absolutely fucking useless
>managed to play two powerful jedi like a fiddle
>made Sion her bitch with one force choke
I'd say she's a pretty good leader, it's unusual for Kreia to underestimate her abilities like this. Must be yet another lie to make you drop your guard around her.

I don't think it's a lie; she could not lead armies, but would twist their generals to serve her.

Getting a compliment from her made me really happy. Maybe if she as nicer people would listen to her?

in what way?

real talk /dag/ is the best /dag/

She's way too salty to try being nice.

If she was nicer then her compliments wouldn't make you feel as proud.

Come on now, the other "generals" you meet in KOTOR games are a jawless manchild who cackles like a maniac and likes to nuke planets (the bald head is pretty nice though), Carth's daddy figure who thinks nuking his own home planet is a good idea, and a Sith lord who uses a frail, depressed girl who immediately abandons him as a spy and speaks in assorted grunts and industrial noises. Kreia could probably lead better than any of them, it's just that her philosophy is largely based on testing individual strength during conflict without relying on others

I wonder if she ever cared about the Exile, I'd like to think so but she only seems to care about how he/she rejected the Force. She even threw her own daughter at a crazy Atris.

She says that "she loved you like one loves a champion" or something like that about Atris, it's probably how she feels as well because Atris is basically a low level Kreia

When I get my Solas sequel. Who the fuck is Anna?

/feg/gots out

babbbbby... i like your styyyyle...

Then let's hear some real talk in this concentratiion camp of mental illness

I still think Morrigan looks like CJ from GTA:SA

>this general shouldn't exist (alternative: this general should be moved to /trash/)
>Dragon Age is dead
>you're all losers, all the good posters are long gone
Here, I posted your daily routine for you, you can fuck off now

How?

the eyes

I see you are finally embracing the truth

I was thinking in the lines of "unwashed youth who looks like they might have a STD", but I guess the eyes are similar too

Everyone looks like CJ from GTA:SA if you really want them to

The only thing I'm embracing is the fact that neo-shitposters have no sense of creativity and are more repetitive than the "Meredith did nothing wrong" guy

By that logic you are CJ too

>youth
I imagine the average /dag/ poster is like 30

I smell pretty good if I might say so myself

Because /dag/ stands for creativity and totally isn't the same shit every day

Just like you
>can't even shitpost effectively
kys

>like 30
So like DA:O morrigan then

>Just like you
UH that hit hard.
>kys
I taught you that.

wow this is very triggering
t. morrifag