/smgen/ - SMITE and Paladins General

Is there one for smite?

More monster girls when?

It's a hirez game, so no.

Little late but the bantz are god-tier

I don't really watch SPL but I'm sure gonna watch next envy's next game

I wouldn't be surprised to see Envy drop their current team and pick up Panthera.

Pentakill with Ratshit, The Dream

>being so shit and salty that you get meme'd on by 667 himself

Weak3n may be a complete faggot, but Omega brought this on himself

This is actually pretty sad

smite.gamepedia.com/Special:RecentChanges

paladins.gamepedia.com/Special:RecentChanges

Omega has a point

I mean, if I was in envy I would probably just "dc" when I was losing lane and go eat dinner too.

F. you fucker, ask him how was the burger.

I love having Jing Wei's ult bug so much times.

>throw down a bunch of illusions
>stand still with them
>autoattack enemies in range
>everyone just runs past me thinking im fake

MASTER OF DECEPTION

>download paladins
>play a game
>it is bad
>go back to overwatch
MASTER OF COMMON SENSE

BOTH ARE BAD BUT OW IS BETTER
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Why's it sad?

you mean Memewatch

or maybe SJWwatch

I've looked at too much hentai for that to just be a "cute" pose

You notice two piles of shit in front of you. The pile nearest to you is old and smells awful, the other one is fresh smels less but still is shit.
>eat old pile of shit
>eat fresh pile of shit
>eat both
>keep walking

t. palashitter

I'll that the shit that makes the most porn.

Play paladins already you cuck.

Can I check my inventory?

THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING LITTERALLY JUST PICK THE SNIPER NIGGER AND SHOOT THE UPPER BODY FOR 2K DAMAGE NOT THE HEAD NOT THE HEART THE ENTIRE UPPER BODY IS A CRITICAL HIT

TOP FUCKING SKILL

Eat both everytime

Life is Strange > Overwatch > Paladins

>play skye
>watch kinessa become useless

Everything else>Yandere Simulator >Superman64 >Life is Cringe

Games with single player > multiplayer only games

You open your inventory.
>pile of ancient shit
You inspect pile of ancient shit. Structure and color indicates that it came from the same dog that laid old pile of shit in front of you.

>play Fernando
FTFY

Can I inspect the dog

No.

Anons decided she does anal to preserve virginity.

She's secretly a buttslut.

youtube.com/watch?v=S8Mo_aJ9CpM

>browse plebbit to watch the official reaction to the ENVY debacle
>notice a thread asking for ne zha skins
>fuckyeah.jpg
>post about the need of a crossdressing skin for ne zha
>"but maybe actual crossdressers will find this offensive?"

why did I browse plebbit again? How do I cleanse myself.

/pol/

Just go somewhere stupid but in the other direction

It's one of two (or maybe both):
A) One person desperately clinging to the hope that smite and paladins will ever go anywhere, spends hours, days, weeks of his life updating two wikis, all alone.

B) The only person in the whole world who is willing to update those two wikis is a gamepedia employee, so they are doing it because they are being paid to do so.

I wonder how long will smite and paladins last.

>play skye
yeah eat shit too no skill nigger

I think Smite, thanks to glorious Chinese overlords, has a decent lifespan attached to it.

You're talking like smite is failing. I can understand the paladins thing but smite is doing pretty damn well.

Okay, I eat the dog anyway.

Looking for competent players on PS4 to play with.
I'm exhausted of seeing Mid-ADC, Duo Mage and Solo Guardian. I just want to play Jungle.
I enjoy Fenrir and Basakura, but will gladly play Ares, Ra or Artemis/Neith.
PSN id: Zigemm

>competent players
>ps4

Don't forget to vote on the OPL wintersplit for the season ticket you cucks. First games are this weekend.

who do we vote for? I remember avant being the undefeated team for free fp last time, is it still the same?

I just followed this
reddit.com/r/Smite/comments/4k611t/everything_you_need_to_know_about_the_opl_winter/

>Linking directly to reddit

I'm so tired.

nigga I don't give a fuck who's on what team, I just need to know which one to vote for

Keep your kink to yourself

Click the link you fucking tard. It has predictions.

>When you can't carry a retarded team

hey smiggen, do you have that picture of an intrigued stick man staring at his monitor with some text near him saying something about deliberately acting retarded ?

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this is a bird

and this is a bear

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The live tournament for the next smite killer is starting soon: twitch tv / playmxm

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why does hirez refuses to rework Ra when there are mages like Janus and Sol ?

What do you want to turn him into user?

Ra is a solid Mage.

No but I have this

go away bird

I can't think of any situation where posting this would be relevant or even funny

Cute is always relevant

Why do casuals always think that if it isn't a first pick/ban god then it's shit and should be reworked? Please keep yourself contained in the smite subreddit.

That pigeon is dead.

Not really since all the shit he offers and the current god cast make his likfe very hard and his utiltiy isn't as good as it used to as well as his heal being pretty meh in reality.
He's barely average

something else than Thor/ Arachne first blood food , other mages with no escapes have their own bursts and cc to zone you off (whirlpool, zeus shield, clay soldiers stun, wrap…) He only has an easily avoidable beam that travels slower than a bootless ymir and a heal only retards stand inside, plus his ult makes too much noise and takes too long to channel. Janus can move during the channelling to adjust the aim and that opens portals but not Ra ? He definitely needs a new kit

maybe give his 2 a stun if enemies are within x range of it so he has some self peel

>clay soldiers

Are a tossup remotely near minions. Idiot say that her soldiers ai is the only reason they are balanced. Fuck no her damage is average at best and defend stripping stopped being impressive once you realized that otherm ages can burst at faster speeds without it compared to Nu Wa and Pen is so easy to acquire so getting ~30-48 is a piece of cake along with Void Stone on the guardian or solo guardian/mage occasionally.

>3 enemy faggots running away
>be nu wa
>ult on cd
>time to drop that clay soldiers wombo combo for a triple kill
>make sure to wait till am the furthest possible from minions
>clay niggers DASH to the nearest minion anyway

color me rainbows and call me a faggot, am never touching noobwa again.

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>not summoning them right on top of the enemy and blowing their asses to kingdom come

player ai is so fuckin bad

How am I suppose to make points off this shit?

;_;

>picking fnatic or envy

did someone meme on you?

twitch tv/lil_madness

qt QA tester for Paladins streamin'.

She's also taking buff/nerf suggestions.

They could probably buff his passive so he is a little more safe to play without putting him in a spot where he has to be nerfed again

ayy
youtube.com/watch?v=QhMUZYpmMCA

I just pick randomly.

Is there like some sort of resource that tells you the best picks?

Comments on rule34 sites always get me to chuckle.

always bet against envy, fnatic and randozos. if they even take one game it's a fuckin surprise anymore

>HFM lose to DiG and CC
>nV beat ALG
>LG beat EGR

You deserve nothing.

>NCsoft

ehhh

also it sounds like the meta is going to be so fucky with this game

oh also always bet on panthera, they've only dropped two games this entire split

Looks like shit.
But it'll probably have all the waifus.

yeah that shit doesn't even look fun and I can tell it will be full of balance issues

>MvC level combo chaining in a moba

lol good luck

Well you could just chain knockups in smite, which is hilarious

and they aren't affected by cc DR.