Why no one dual wielded shields? Combined with a helmet it would result in indestructible warrior

Why no one dual wielded shields? Combined with a helmet it would result in indestructible warrior.

Life isn't a video game faggot. Go back to /v/ and stay there.

Range, weight, cost.

>shields
>expensive

Why didn't people just go to battle in big iron boxes?

Movement mostly

kinda hard with only one leg

What about big spherical iron boxes ?

Spherical wouldn't work, the people inside would get dizzy. It has to be a square or rectangular box

There's the fighting style with rapier and a cloak, but what about dual-wielding two cloaks?

that would be epic can you even think of it?

you cant see it because its actually weilding an cloak of invisibility, with a third shield under it

So why not put wheels on your big iron box?

that would never work for obvious reasons I should not need to explain....

Why couldn't the invading generals just smuggle their entire army under the guise of merchants inside the city?

Really makes you think.

Theres not a lot you can do with two shields to stop someone from just grabbing you and stabbing you

the cost comes in all of your soldiers dying because none of them hade any weapons other then 2 clumsy wooden boards

Well it's their fault for not getting gud then.

smash their hed in

There were a times when people built a wall around cities and arrival of gigantic amount of foreigners was seen suspiciously.

They can just run inside like a hamster in its wheel.


He was probably not the only one, but Henry IV tried that when he was sieging Paris to take his throne.
He sent captains with carts of flour to enter the gate and then hold it for the army. Somehow the defenders saw through the ruse.

I see your flag without it being there

posting in a memetic thread

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You realize this thread is a joke, dont you?

Needs more spikes

It doesn't mean anything unless you're wearing Havel's Armor as well, but then you're a slow, fat-rolling shit with low Stamina regen.

Unless you get a soldier to carry below 30% his maximum carry weight, he's suboptimal. You should have suggested we send soldiers into battle with a super greatsword and their underwear and maybe some rings.

dammit Frodo

Whirling dervish?

How are you going to kill things with two shields retard?

Run at them? Tackle them? Smack them with it? There are absolutely no offensive capabilities to having two shields, unless you are a 400lb linebacker.

This desu, don't forget about the resins either though.

Spiked shields

subtle user.

>Implying we didn't

>Two vast armies engage in epic battle
>Both composed of dual shield wielding warriors
>Legend say some guy got a concussion and eventually they just went home

SHUT IT DOWN THE GOYIM KNOW

checked

>tanks

Then you have a tank

they did that with battering rams

one of them would have disrupted a phalanx formation for sure, they could have put ballistas firing through holes all around it and a catapult on the top

But what if it fell into a swimming pool?

the extra shield is useless in battle (whether you are in formation or scattered)
maybe it would be good for a medieval commando operation

Why can't all posting be this sublime? Have a (you).

This is a very aesthetic post