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>can't do Watch and Learn because the guy who randomly added me hasn't been online in a week
>can't ask /hsg/ for help because they would laugh at me for my shitter rank

I add shitter ranks for W&L all the time. No one seems to care. Just be yourself!

nic098765#2312
I have a shitty rank to, 19

>Buy LoE and Blackrock
>Make 2 control-ish decks with Reno and that elf bitch
>Fold to every aggro deck I see

I've had enough, I'm dusting everything and making a Shaman deck.

I hate that blizzard nerfed hunters mark. Its like hunters are already crippled and you just fuck them up even more while leaving fucking shield slam and execute intact. Fuck you ben cant balance brode

May I add you fellow shitters once my shift is up? I'm another lame shieldbearer in dire need of some scrub buds to grow into the game with.

REKT FOR LIFE MOTHER FUCKER

What am I looking at? Why crop screenshots?

Ty Summoner's Stone

>Not being matched into Shamans every game
>Game is quite enjoyable

this meme yogg druid deck is pretty fun.

Would you play it?

too tired to hide names

How can i improve this deck?
It's floatin' at about a 60% winrate at the moment, i mostly lose to Shamans and Rogues

> 2 mana 8/8 by turn 2

If this card existed people would stop using emotes :'(

yeah, remove cthun and associated cards except cult sorcerer

So you're sayin' freeze mage is better?

Good

Well, it is, but I was actually thinking tempo mage, since your deck is already quite similar

arcane blast instead of missiles

-1 flamestrike, -2 cabalist tomes, -1 cult sorcerer, +1 drake, +2 mana wyrm, +Vek'Lor (do not play Cthun decks if you don't have him). Fitting Arcane intellects would be good too. Maybe take out elementals. Also put Brann instead of something else if you add Vek.

I don't have Vek'Lor or Brann
Or Arcane Blast

WHAT THE FUCK DO I PLAY WHEN I'M POOR AS FUCK? :'(

I think he is implying you should just use the usual tempo mage.

zoo

What is a good Zoo deck senpai?
pls help

Zoo or shaman. Also, they happen to be the most disgustingly broken decks around.

>No removal to kill turn 1 mana wyrm/rogg
Why aren't they a 1/2? Isn't the attack buff enough to distinguish it from goldshire footman?

goldshire footman is not a class card

But Goldshire has T A U N T famiglia

WHY DO YOU CALL?

>tier 1 netdecks in casual

how do i do my quest

>granma will never stalk you

concede those?

Is your wild rank in the dumpster? go there

its all of them tho

What the fuck happened to casual, I am so pissed off

I am only Rank 13 in ranked yet I want to play casual and I get rocked by all these amazing decks

casual has nothing to do with your rank

Well I just want to do with Warrior quest and my shitty pirate deck that I use has went from 60% to 35%

hearthstone is dying. the only people playing are people whove been playing since beta and thus have full tier 1 netdecks and only play those. theres no one in the middle, nor is there anyone other than meme streamers playing anything other than tier 1 netdecks

anyone rank 20 right now?

What percentile does it say you are in?

>tfw I have a 90% winrate deck, smash shitters in casual and am top 100 legend NA
Feels good man

>NA
might aswell be rank 15 eu

Hey guys can someone log onto my account and finish off my dailies? Been falling behind since OW came out and don't really have the motivation to clear em all out. Got 1 watch and learn and 2 rogue wins. (Don't have the cards for miracle rogue sadly) Thanks.

Account info:
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Password: BobbyTheFriendlyGuy1A@
PIN: 12331341 (valid for the next 40 seconds.)

what this

N'Zoth Paladin has restored my faith in the light. Don't care that Tempoturds dropped it down to tier 2. Most fun deck I've ever played in this game. Gave paladin its nobility back after the travesty that was secret paladin.

...

Casual is harder than ranked until about rank 4.

>N'Zoth Paladin has restored my faith in the light. Don't care that Tempoturds dropped it down to tier 2.
this is hearthstone now. every player will not play anything unless it is on one of the OP linked websites

wtf

We won't know til the first, brah

if you go into your quest log, and hover over your rank it says the percentile

WoogeyBoogeyMonster

Tons of fun/10

Post cards that triggers you

Flamewaker, Mysterious Challenger, Trogg, 477 when I have no hard removal.

>tfw play Shaman.
>tfw you threaten and rope when you have lethal.
Ye nigga. Climbing all the ranks.

thank fuck it's gone

Any suggestions? I don't own xaril and thalnos yet

>Mage turned out to be the worst class.
I kind of knew it in my heart. Climbing ladder was a pain in the ass with the shitty neutered tempo mage.

Two 1/1 Whelps

Oh, no kidding, thats pretty neat. Not rank 20 though, sorry.

gallywix or tbk? I'm leaning towards black knight here but gallywix is great too

heartharena wants the 3/4

Finley? No poison?

>Guy is running weird ass shit I wasn't expecting.
Fuck your homebrew shit, faggot. Kill yourself.

Go with Black Knight since spells aren't that common in arena

If taunts weren't so common in arena, gallywix for sure. But they are.

HEY PAL

Seriously every time I've ever drafted TBK in arena (2) he never got value. Rarely in my hand when they had taunts on board. And lot of arena decks aren't able to even draft a single taunt. I'd go with the Spider Tank or the pseudo-Ogre that might give you a spell.

Blackknight, not even a contest now that bog creeper is insta pick.
Your curve looks a bit too heavy for a rogue.

I'd take gallywix just for the stats

>Fuck your homebrew shit, faggot. Kill yourself
>cant reference cheat sheets for decklists

get rekt shitter

>tfw lose because he plays yogg

>tfw you lose as shaman
The wins come easy but when I lose tears start to fucking well up in my eyes and i hit my table

>tfw you win because he plays yogg

Made me spit my drink onto my lap, 10/10

> tfw lose because he plays *trogg

Fixed that for you

Dr Boom. I never want to see that thing again.

From Standard, Brawl. I've lost so many games from the RNG just fucking me in the ass leaving their biggest minion alive.

xddd

I took TBK.

Now what?

LOL did someone actually change my password? Do you realize how easy it is for the original CC holder to change it back?

hi

How easy would it be to get the cards he dusted back

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I wanna say KT here. Onyxia is great.

Onyxia is godlike in arena, i'd take her

DID YOU BRING SOME FISH ? NO I BROUGHT A 3 MANA 6/6 WITH 2 BODIES. HEHEHE TIPS 477

> get cucked by shamans whose Tuskarrs always summons Totem Golems or mana totem
> try to play shaman myself
> always get the crappy 1/1 totem

Luckily the class is retarded so I win anyway

GUESSING TIME

>shaman gets golem from fisherbringer
>arcane blast for 0 for 4 and outtempo the shit out of him
>he cant pop my iceblock
>i burst him down
ERECTION OBEY MY COMMANDS

When you're done, post how many times you TBK'd something pls. For science.

>arcane blast
>ice block
what am I looking at

I dunno the sound it makes when played, so boogeymonster.

MY SHIELD FOR ARGUS

tempo mage with 1 iceblock and yogg

He's playing that retarded chink mage.

wow there mate. Im playing my own list. I played 1 iceblock in tempo mage since blackrock

It's actually trivial just tell blizzard you were hacked and they'll roll you back and since I hadn't played since OW was released even if the roll back is a week back it's no big deal.

Probably gonna play it tomorrow or the day after depending on how I feel, not feelin' it today. I don't mind TBK because it gives me more options, like usually the meta play is to overextend before bog creeper turn or get fucked by the giant ass taunt, which in turn gives you a chance to lose to flamestrike.

Is priest the only viable dragon list?

477 should have been a totem